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ionut.tanase
post 5 Mar 2009, 19:17
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Salut,

Ideea acestui topic este sa ne mai destindem. Ideea ... trebuie sa recunosc este preluata de pe un alt site.
Despre ce este vorba? Ei bine, mecanismul este simplu:
- se suna cu nr privat "victima" si i se pune de pe alt telefon (dat pe speaker) sau orice alta sursa de redare a unui fisier mp3 una din inregistrarile de mai jos.
Dialogul care rezulta intre "victima" si inregistrare este savuros.

In functie de cat de bine va cunoasteti cu "victima" se alege si farsa ... evident si de cat tine la tavaleala respectivul.

Enjoy!

Preferatele mele sunt : "mamaia" si "suna".


ATENTIE: unele contin limbaj licentios!


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:28
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Daca m-ar suna cineva cu numar ascuns, n-as raspunde... si chiar daca as raspunde, as fi circumspect si n-as hali-o...


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:31
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Am mai auzit eu varianta asta si sa-i fi vazut pe respectivii ce se certau cu inregistrarea radmasa.gif . Fa un test sa vezi ce iese biggrin.gif .


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:37
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radmasa.gif
pe mine m-a sunat cineva:)cu lemnele;))
si nu intelegeam radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:45
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si te-ai dus sa le tai? radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:47
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Deci aia cu lemnele a fost mortala! Le-am facut felu' la citiva d-astia de pe la mine de la birou de ne tavaleam toti pe jos de ris. Oamenii incepusera sa negocieze...


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:49
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bunicii mei au centrala:))
deci nu prea au nevoie:))


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:51
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Mie imi spui? Am ras la farsa asta pana mi-au dat lacrimile ... Reactiile oamenilor sunt din cele mai diverse.


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:51
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Pe mine m-a sunat cineva si mi-a pus o inregistrare cu injuraturi. Mi-a spus ca am fost singurul care nu m-am apucat sa injur, am inchis foarte calm telefonul dupa vreo 10 secunde.


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:51
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Bine ca mai ai... bunici zic wink.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:55
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Voi mai detineti astfel de farse?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:57
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Stai c-am eu una. O dau jos acum.

5 Mar 2009, 21:26:
NU pot sa-l atasez ca cica n-am voie sa pun extensia amr sau rar si, spre rusinea mea, habar n-am cum sa schimb extensiile in XP...

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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:32
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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:37
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Saru'mina, patroane!

Asadar, luati fisierul atasat si schimbati manual extensia din xls in amr.

P.S.: Se ia un prieten si i se zice "'oaie, mi-am tras o pixda mistoaca da ta-su e cam damblagiu. Imi stie vocea si ma-njura de ma spurca de cite ori ma aude. te rog frumos, suna tu ca tie nu-ti stie vocea si cere cu maria, pe urma ma descurc eu!" dupa care pui telefonu' pe speaker, dat un pic mai usor, si-i infigi telefonu-n ureche amicului cu mesaju' "Vezi ca suna, vorbeste!!!"
P.S.2: Pe mine m-a aflat tot cartieru', ca eram la terasa cind mi-au facut-o si-ntimp ce-l luam p-ala la morti, il rugam sa-mi zica unde sta, sa vin sa ma buleasca"

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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:40
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asa si amr-ul ala cu ce plm se deschide blush.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:40
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amr ti-l deschide telefonu'.


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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:41
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si nu e nici un program de pc sa-l deschida? ca io inca am telefon cu disc..


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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:42
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da, se numeste windows media player


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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:46
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QUOTE(argon @ 5 Mar 2009, 21:41)
ca io inca am telefon cu disc..
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Stim, e ala de pe care te bagi pe modem!


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cu media pleieru am incarcat prima oara, inainte sa intreb..m-a ajutat gogule cu amrplayer 1.3 blush.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 20:49
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A, nu merge decat pe d-alea cu licenta tongue.gif


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Deci lol rau! radmasa.gif


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Da nu prea are ala voce de tatal Mariei. biggrin.gif


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CRezi c-am mai stat sa judec cind a-nceput sa-mi ia cenzurat la bairam?


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foarte tare aia cu mamaia....cred ca am sunat toata agenda....si i-am si inregistrat radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 23:01
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ce tare e baba radmasa.gif


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pune aici 1-2 inregistrari:))
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O busea rasul pe baba, si se auzea ala de-i sufla...


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post 6 Mar 2009, 08:23
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daca aveti .amr si vreti sa le transformati in .mp3c folositi:
http://media-convert.com/convertir/

PS: abia astept sa pun pe cineva sa vorbeasca cu tatal Mariei radmasa.gif

6 Mar 2009, 18:12:
Care se "risca" sa puna inregistrarea cu farsa facuta tongue.gif

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QUOTE(ionut.tanase @ 5 Mar 2009, 20:17)
Salut,

Ideea acestui topic este sa ne mai destindem. Ideea ... trebuie sa recunosc este preluata de pe un alt site.
Despre ce este vorba? Ei bine, mecanismul este simplu:
- se suna cu nr privat "victima" si i se pune de pe alt telefon (dat pe speaker) sau orice alta sursa de redare a unui fisier mp3 una din inregistrarile de mai jos.
Dialogul care rezulta intre "victima" si inregistrare este savuros.

In functie de cat de bine va cunoasteti cu "victima" se alege si farsa ... evident si de cat tine la tavaleala respectivul.

Enjoy!

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ATENTIE: unele contin limbaj licentios!
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iote aci prima parte la " suna " !

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