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Tince1290
post 26 May 2009, 21:05
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hai sa aducem putina intelepciune in acest forum....

o sa incep eu cu trei citate care imi plac mie....nu sunt foarte intelepte dar va astept pe voi sa veniti cu altele biggrin.gif



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post 26 May 2009, 21:20
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Pentru că e un forum auto, aș zice așa:

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I'd rather push a Honda than drive a Volkswagen!

QUOTE(Jeremy Clarkson)
“I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.”

Opel Vectra VXR: “there is a word to describe this car: it begins with ’s’ and ends with ‘t’ and it isn’t soot"

“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?”

“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.’”

“I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”

“Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved… for a murderer.”

“You cannot have this car with a diesel. Its like saying, I won’t go to Stringfellows tonight, I’ll get my mum to give me a lapdance, she’s a woman!”

On the Porsche Cayenne: “Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.”

(Referring to the Porsche Cayenne) 0-60 takes 5 and a half seconds...and about 17 gallons of fuel....

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear, I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. One day, it would pull your head off.

I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

(On the Alfa Romeo Brera) Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't you?

(about the Renault Clio V6) I think the problem is that it's French... It's a surrender monkey.

(On a Audi RS4 Convertible) The only person who looked good in a 4-seated convertible was Adolf Hitler

Being a Honda it’s likely to outlast the universe!  biggrin.gif




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SilviuB
post 26 May 2009, 21:25
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Prima care imi vine in minte e cea din semnatura mea. (randul al 2-lea)

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post 26 May 2009, 23:00
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post 27 May 2009, 00:48
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post 6 Jul 2009, 18:30
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nu am gasit alt loc decat aici:

Mircea Dinescu: Prefer să împing un BMW decât să conduc o Dacie (Gandul)


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post 6 Jul 2009, 18:41
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citat din ieu: "Prefer sa conduc o Dacie decat sa imping un BMW."


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post 6 Jul 2009, 20:56
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post 6 Jul 2009, 21:00
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post 6 Jul 2009, 21:13
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post 6 Jul 2009, 21:18
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Ala cu almanahele,britania,goagle intra la categoria asta? E tatal tuturor.


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post 6 Jul 2009, 21:22
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post 6 Jul 2009, 21:58
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post 6 Jul 2009, 22:04
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post 6 Jul 2009, 22:15
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post 6 Jul 2009, 22:15
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iubeste si fa ce vrei.



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post 6 Jul 2009, 22:18
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tedeiiii frate, la 1 milion de km abia iese din rodaj radmasa.gif


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post 6 Jul 2009, 22:20
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daca nu ne zici asta in franceza, degeaba


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post 6 Jul 2009, 23:33
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TDi mon frere, a un million de kilometres il est sortie d'en rodage

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post 6 Jul 2009, 23:51
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"Traieste dupa cum gandesti; altfel o sa ajungi sa gandesti dupa cum traiesti" (cica e un proverb)

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post 7 Jul 2009, 00:23
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QUOTE(77licu @ 6 Jul 2009, 19:30)
Mircea Dinescu: Prefer să împing un BMW decât să conduc o Dacie (Gandul)
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QUOTE(kog @ 6 Jul 2009, 19:41)
citat din ieu: "Prefer sa conduc o Dacie decat sa imping un BMW."
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S-avem pardon, originalul era mai sus...

I'd rather push a Honda than drive a Volkswagen!


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post 7 Jul 2009, 06:10
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post 7 Jul 2009, 10:52
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post 7 Jul 2009, 11:28
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post 7 Jul 2009, 11:32
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post 7 Jul 2009, 11:38
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Cu asta ai omorat juma' de forum. group_pointing.gif
Presupun ca tu ai citit partea care trebuia. peacefingers.gif


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post 7 Jul 2009, 11:58
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 7 Jul 2009, 12:32)
"Un om destept crede numai jumatate din ce citeste, dar numai un geniu stie care jumatate sa o creada"
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post 7 Jul 2009, 15:24
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 7 Jul 2009, 12:32)
"Un om destept crede numai jumatate din ce citeste, dar numai un geniu stie care jumatate sa o creada"
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Pe unu e ce-am si-n semnatura.

Si cu dansa-ntransa, si cu sufletu'n rai.... nu se poate.

Altele.

Cu Dacia nu te plictisesti niciodata. - Din intelepciunea forumului de fata.

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