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post 16 Jun 2009, 19:32
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Am lasat masina-ntr-o curte. Intra sobolani la motor.
Nu pot sa iau masina de acolo, nu pot s-o pazesc noaptea.

Aparat cu ultrasunete pe net vad doar alimentate la 220. As fi vrut ceva cu baterii. Da' dac-ar exista cred ca s-ar duce urgent si alea.

Pana gasesc sa iau ceva tipatoare si prelungitor de 30 de metri, cu ce naibii solutie sa-mi improsc rabla ca sa nu le mai faca pofta? Cred ca deja mi-au halit furtunele de la vasul de spalator parbriz si acuma dorm p-undeva tzapeni de beti.

Sunt panicat si mi-e ciuda si m-oftic daca se kk aia p-acolo si-mi rontaie toate cablurile si toate furtunele.

Ce fac???? plange.gif



PS: daca faceti caterinca o sa ardeti in iad. Si cum tot o sa ardeti, sper sa gasesc totusi si ceva sfaturi utile... frustrat.gif

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post 16 Jun 2009, 19:36
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Gaseste pe cineva-n Elvetia si roaga-l sa-ti trimita un device d-ala cu ultrasunete, de-l folosesc ei in acelasi scop. Bateria la masina e un must!


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post 16 Jun 2009, 19:43
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in elvetia? sa tina juarecii departe de cascaval vrei sa spui?


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post 16 Jun 2009, 19:43
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Ma, ca tu esti intarziat si in negare, am inteles asa de vreo....2 ani. Dar acolo si sobolanii se prind greu la ce e buna masina ta? Numa' acuma au realizat potentialul?

Oare ala din Harlau nu o fi folosit-o alea 5 luni pe post de hambar si acuma o fi prins miros?

Serios acuma, unde mama naibii o lasi?


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post 16 Jun 2009, 19:56
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QUOTE(driverx @ 16 Jun 2009, 20:43)
Oare ala din Harlau nu o fi folosit-o alea 5 luni pe post de hambar si acuma o fi prins miros?

Serios acuma, unde mama naibii o lasi?
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La Harlau a stat in conditii optime, am gasit doar labe de matza pe capota si parbriz, iar cand am ajuns acolo dupa 5 luni, o miorlaitoare avea pui. I-a turnat pe beteleu cred.

Acu' sta ca dracu'. Da' nici n-am ce-i face, n-am permis, n-am nimic sad.gif
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Mi-a recomandat cineva priceput in de toate sa iau nu stiu ce otrava albastra. O pun prin motor, bag in rezervor, pe la busonul de ulei, samd.
Vine fraieru', mananca din ea, se intoarce acasa la el, chica, si cu ultima suflare le spune celorlalti ca de la masina mea i se trage. Iar ailalti nu se mai apropie, sa nu pateasca la fel.

Maine caut otrava...

Marty, pana caut eu ultrasunete la doishpe volti in Elvetia, mi-o devoreaza astia de tot.


Edit: na ca aflai si cum ii zice la otrava albastra. Varat. Ati mancat vreunu? E buna de ceva???

Alt Edit: daca le servesc otrava spurcatilor ar fi o chestie... In curtea aia mai sunt vreo 4-5 caini. Aia nu trebuie sa moara. Da' deloc!
Asa ca, daca soarecii mananca dintr-aia, mor, apoi cainii-i mananca, asa morti si reci cum sunt......... se intampla ceva cainilor?

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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:06
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Ma, curtea aia parca o fo construita in jurul hambarului ala albastru....


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:08
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E limuzina ba. Fi ontopic asteapta nervos.gif


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:09
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Mah, mai bine baga un Scandic in rezervorul de spalare geamuri si lasa si niste electrozi de 3.5 prin compartimentu' motor. Dupa ce trag la sugiuc la Scandic se imbata si p'orma se iau la omor cu electrozii. Poate scapi...


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:15
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in mod normal nu ti masina pe pamant ca rugineste ca dracu, in cazul tau, nu mai are ce se'ntalmpa, asa ca stai linistit.


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:18
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Mda, o chestie ar fi sa se adune toti sobolanii sub ea. De fapt, sa-si faca cuib acolo. Iar cand s-o prabusi sandramaua ruginita peste ei i-am rezolvat.

Taci ma! Nu sta acolo mai mult de... 2 luni. Si e vara.

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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:20
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Pune ceva mancare in ea. Lasa sobolanii sa se adune sa manance si cand is destui pe acolo dai foc la hambar.

Na, ai scapat de ei.


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:23
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otrava aia e buna, o pisica a dat iama in rezerva mea si a mancat vreo 10 pliculete blink.gif , nu a patit nimic, doar sobolanii crapa de ea, si deobicei crapa si se imput acolo unde nu poti ajunge sa ii scoti...


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:32
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QUOTE(kog @ 16 Jun 2009, 21:23)
....si deobicei crapa si se imput acolo unde nu poti ajunge sa ii scoti...
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Nu cred ca e o problema in cazul lui. La cate gauri ruginologice sunt in pe acolo, nu o sa intampine probleme mari sa ii...extraga. Intrebarea e daca are sange in instalatie sa puna mana pe ei...


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post 16 Jun 2009, 20:34
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Pun mana pe ei, apoi tre' sa-i mananc, sa-i demonstrez proprietarului curtii ca nu patesc nimic cotetzarii.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 03:27
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S-a mai discutat , se poate-nchide!


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post 17 Jun 2009, 07:43
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Iti dau eu antidotul: Am doi motani care sunt la dispozitia ta. Smecherie e ca trebuie sa iei un aparat portabil de climatizare ca sa nu se coaca pisicutele sub capota..... radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 17 Jun 2009, 07:45
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"Eroare 404 - Pagina ceruta nu exista pe serverul DaciaClub!"
Asta-mi raspunde la tot! wub.gif

De altfel ai presupus corect, se poate-nchide.
- otrava - nu ie voie decat "daca gust eu inainte". De la cotetari se trage;
- ultrasunete - nu ie voie ca sperii cotetzarii si purcelul si provoaca psihoze imprevizibile proprietarilor;
- matza - n-am.

Am sa-ncerc s-o cocotz pe niste pietroaie, anul trecut a stat in aceeasi curte-n felu' asta si n-am mai gasit urme. Or fi sobolanii obezi si nu se catara de lene...

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post 17 Jun 2009, 07:59
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Totusi eu nu vad zile bune masinii in curtea aia cu verdeata, tinand cont ca are deja ceva puncte de rugina.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 08:34
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Banuiesc ca exista si substante care sa le provoace repulsie, in loc sa-i omoare. Problema e daca o sa mai vrei sa te apropii tu dupa aia de masina. tongue.gif

uite, o tzara de google pentru "rat repellent"

www.pestproducts.com/rat_scat.htm

Ai putea sa intrebi un agronom/veterinar pentru solutii mai "localnice".

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post 17 Jun 2009, 08:42
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Pare revolutionar acel repellent. Putin probabil sa fie disponibil la noi.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:09
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Daca vrei matza si poti sa o prinzi, am minim 5 in fata blocului. Culoarea Noir nacre. Le harneste o baba, deci nu stiu cat chef de alergat soareci au, insa daca zicala " ce se naste din pisica soareci maninca" e adevarata te-ai scos.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:17
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Tu nu citesti ba?
Sunt caini acolo! Vrei sa completez lantul trofic sau ce?


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Daca sunt modelul "Motan hranit in disperare de babe, gras de parca a mancat toata viata la McDick", atunci cred ca e o problema, cainii vor trebui dusi la terapie di ncauza socului emotional ph34r.gif

On-topic: daca iti cocoti masina pe niste stalpisori (precum Karatekid la antrenament, sau precum o lacustra, daca preferi poezia), cred ca i-ai facut pe joareci. Implementarea ideii e mai dificila laugh.gif


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:24
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Ciobanesc mioritic, husky. Se scobesc intre colti cu McDick.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:28
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Sunt slabe, dar fug repde ale naibii. Poate ai noroc si se imprietenesc.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:34
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Eu acu' am vazut topicul. radmasa.gif
Probabil problema sobolanilor o sa se rezolve azi. wink.gif


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:36
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QUOTE(Merced @ 17 Jun 2009, 09:34)
Eu acu' am vazut topicul.
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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:39
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Da, ieri n-am avut cand sa intru pe la Cafenea si azi abia acum am apucat. wink.gif


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:53
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Sudeaza capota, apoi sudezi table in jurul scutului, si unde raman gauri chituiesti.


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post 17 Jun 2009, 09:56
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Asta ai scos-o din bancul cu "testul pisicii"? biggrin.gif


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