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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:24
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Cine da raspunsul corect poate pune urmatoarea ghicitoare. Incep eu:

Ce e mic, păros, bea apa SanTerra si mananca mici de Kaufland?


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:30
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Pilifff.

Ce oameni se inmultesc fara a face sex???!!!


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:32
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Filipii. Prin inmultire au rezultat Filipicele.


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:33
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Pedeleii.

Cine a inventat linkul?


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:33
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Nu-i Filipii. Ma asteptam sa ghicesti din prima.

E pensionarii!

LE: Cum pedeleii? Alde nuți crezi ca nu face sex?

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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:37
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QUOTE(Markos @ 1 Nov 2010, 16:33)
Pedeleii.

Cine a inventat linkul?
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george_scala ?

In ce masina nu se aud claxoanele altor masini ?


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:39
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De cati ani se pregateste Dinamo pentru Champions League? radmasa.gif

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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:40
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De la infiintare icon_mrgreen.gif

Cine e aflocis al fotbalului?

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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:41
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ionutctn nu-i frumos ce faci. Intai trebuie sa pui raspunsul corect la ghicitoarea precedenta. tongue.gif


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:44
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QUOTE(Zippy @ 1 Nov 2010, 14:37)
george_scala ?

In ce  masina nu se aud claxoanele altor masini ?
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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:45
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QUOTE(cdadan @ 1 Nov 2010, 15:33)
Nu-i Filipii. Ma asteptam sa ghicesti din prima.

E pensionarii!

LE: Cum pedeleii? Alde nuți crezi ca nu face sex?
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Ea nu-l face, il pune doar la dispozitia doritorilor.

Etnograf, etnolog, oenolog, plantator bahic, comercant is apropitar, om de cultura din marginimea moldovei, cu contributii majore in dezechilibrarea balantei de plati prin importuri masive, inventatorul rezervorului cu usturoi si primul cartograf al bronhiilor la peste, pedagog de scoala noua si posesor al singurei statii de benzina tip garaj.


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:47
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QUOTE(Maskatu @ 1 Nov 2010, 14:44)
In daewoo?
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Esti pe aproape dar n-ai nimerit-o. Sexpero mai!


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:49
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QUOTE(Zippy @ 1 Nov 2010, 14:37)
In ce  masina nu se aud claxoanele altor masini ?
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QUOTE(cdadan @ 1 Nov 2010, 14:47)
Esti pe aproape dar n-ai nimerit-o. Sexpero mai!
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In argon's sexpero ca sa fim mai exacti icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:49
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 1 Nov 2010, 15:40)
Cine e aflocis al fotbalului?
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toni-xanax.

cate furii rosii de noua mii de euro a vazut Monte Carlo?


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:50
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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:52
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QUOTE(corbex @ 1 Nov 2010, 15:45)
Etnograf, etnolog, oenolog, plantator bahic, comercant is apropitar, om de cultura din marginimea moldovei, cu contributii majore in dezechilibrarea balantei de plati prin importuri masive, inventatorul rezervorului cu usturoi si primul cartograf al bronhiilor la peste, pedagog de scoala noua si posesor al singurei statii de benzina tip garaj.
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radmasa.gif

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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:59
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 1 Nov 2010, 14:40)
De la infiintare icon_mrgreen.gif

Cine e aflocis al fotbalului?
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Gresit. biggrin.gif A anuntat Porcea la un moment dat sa ne lasati ca ne pregatim de Champions League. biggrin.gif


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post 1 Nov 2010, 14:59
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QUOTE(cdadan @ 1 Nov 2010, 14:47)
Esti pe aproape dar n-ai nimerit-o. Sexpero mai!
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Am vrut sa zic sexpero dar am zis ca nu mai ie cazu'.

Cum se scrie corect, km sau kmp, respectiv m sau mp?


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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:01
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Kilometri steri sau Hantri.

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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:06
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Cine e mai boccie, madam Ponta sau tanti Antonescu?


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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:08
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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:10
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exact.


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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:10
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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:16
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Ba nu.


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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:17
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Ai dreptate.


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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:29
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Cine-i contemporan cu Lenin si Bion,nu-i injiner,si prepara cea mai buna cafea la cafetiera electrica pe flacara de la aragaz? icon_mrgreen.gif

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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:31
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Din colectia:"amintiri de pe munte".


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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:33
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Raspuns: pensionarii! tongue.gif

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post 1 Nov 2010, 15:33
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Care fuse primu'? Oul sau gaina?


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