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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:09
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Alexa Constantin doboara recordul mondial la masturbare

28 Mar 2007
Alexa Constantin doboara recordul mondial la masturbare Este oficial: Alexa Constantin, un roman de 17 de ani, din Tulcea, este noul rege al masturbarii. Intr-un maraton al rezistentei si al determinarii, Alexa Constantin a reusit sa obtina 36 de orgasme intr-o perioada de 24 de ore. In cursul celor 24 de ore, el a rezistat cu stoicism somnului, atipind intermitent, dar a continuat sa ramana focusat si excitat cu ajutorul unei colectii impresionante de filme pornografice. 400 de filme erotice si 3 televizoare ce au mers constant l-au ajutat sa zdrobeasca vechiul record mondial.

Se pare ca datorita dezvoltarii neobisnuite a muschilor bratului, Alexa Constantin nu este un masturbator obisnuit. In interviul dat presei dupa stabilirea recordului, Alexa Constantin a declarat urmatoarele: "Masturbarea pentru mine este un mod de viata. Ma antrenez pentru acest record de cand aveam 13 ani si sunt foarte fericit ca am reusit aceasta performanta".

Vechiul record ii apartinea unui alt tanar roman, Grigore Marian, care a reusit sa obtina 27 de orgasme intr-o perioada de 24 de ore, dar Grigore Marian nu a vrut sa comenteze acest record.

Intrebat care va fi noul record mondial pe care vrea sa-l stabileasca, Alexa Constantin a raspuns ca lucrul pe care il va face imediat este sa caute "o punga de gheata si crema pentru a-si potoli arsurile penisului".

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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:11
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Daca punea Dura-Lube, acuma nu avea nevoie de gheata si crema.

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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:22
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Dumnezeule.... deci.... dumnezeule....
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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:25
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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:27
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Dar vai ! "Ma antrenez pentru acest record de cand aveam 13 ani." De cand nici nu i-a dat bine parul la puta el se tot gandea cum sa devina cel mai mare labar ... Ce parere o fi avand tac'su de el ?


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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:30
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Custom news. Pacaleli de 1 aprilie.

Fa si tu...

Eu cu Elena Basescu...

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Edit: link-ul cu Elena Basescu e din preview, daca dati "trimite unui prieten" veti obtine un url gen stiri.acasa.ro/articol...

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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:53
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drivere, te-ai serbat in bamboo si n-ai zis nimic? radmasa.gif


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post 29 Mar 2007, 14:58
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Ce bamboo ma?

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post 29 Mar 2007, 15:00
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pai uite ce zice la gazeta:
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post 29 Mar 2007, 15:02
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post 29 Mar 2007, 15:02
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post 29 Mar 2007, 15:18
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post 29 Mar 2007, 15:23
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post 29 Mar 2007, 15:41
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QUOTE(2dor @ 29 Mar 2007, 15:02)
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Pai se putea:)....speram la mai multa imaginatie, dar deh te-ai limitat la zicala care mie nu mi se aplica....

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post 29 Mar 2007, 16:02
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post 29 Mar 2007, 16:10
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post 29 Mar 2007, 16:20
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post 29 Mar 2007, 20:52
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post 29 Mar 2007, 21:25
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