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northwood
post 3 Mar 2004, 10:31
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Dragii mei,

Aventura a inceput ieri dimineata cand am plecat voios cu masina la serviciu. Toate bune si frumoase (facand abstractie de traficul infernal catre centru). Ajung la serviciu, parchez, si imi vad de treaba.

Seara, vine vremea sa ma duc catre casa. Ma urc in masina, trag socul, dau 2-3 sprituri, si cheie... acum incepe nebunia...
Masinuta mea se comporta de parca nu ar fi avut bujii... apoi de parca ar fi avut vin in rezervor...mergea in 2 pistoane, sau doar in demaror...

Dupa vre-o 6 incercari nereusite, cobor cu concluzia: condens in capacul de delcou, apa in benzina, inecata... Colac peste pupaza, se si intunecase...Scot bujiile, le sterg cu o carpa uscata (2 erau umede), scot capacul de delcou, repet operatiunea, il pun la loc si reiau incercarile. Dupa inca vre-o patru incercari soldate cu zgaltaieli si rateuri in carburator decid resemnat sa nu omor acumulatorul si sa ma intorc acasa cu tramvaiul.

In dimineata asta revin cu forte proaspete si intariri (un mecanic al cladirii de birouri unde lucrez), plus un flacon de aditiv pentru apa din benzina.

Omul, posesor de Dacia, desface capacul la delcou, il sterge si el, regleaza distanta la platini, verifica, ca vine benzina de la pompa, dupa care ii da 3 sprituri (fara soc) si cheie... MINUNE! masina porneste la sfert...


Daca puteti trage vre-o invatatura din asta, ma bucur sa va fiu de ajutor. Simteam totusi nevoia imperioasa sa impartasesc experienta mea alaturi de cea mai vanduta masina din Romania.


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post 3 Mar 2004, 10:35
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post 3 Mar 2004, 10:49
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post 3 Mar 2004, 11:18
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Hehe, nu degeaba prin anii 80 se facea si mecanica la scoala de soferi... icon_mrgreen.gif Si parca erau si ceva intrebari de mecanica in chestionare icon_twisted.gif Inca de atunci au stiut ei ca este si va fi necesar. Atunci, acum si in vecii vecilor. Amin. icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 4 Mar 2004, 01:02
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ai dreptate erau bune orele de mecanica icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 31 Mar 2004, 08:24
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Dacia mea porneste numai cu socul tras. Daca te pune naiba sa calci putin pe acceleratie inainte de ai da cheie s-a dus dracu, se ineaca de zici ca nu-i adevarat. Si pe urma tre' sa-i dau la automat pina se goleste bateria ca s-o pot porni. Poate n-ar fi rau sa renunti la spritzuri inainte de pornire (desi stiu ca multe Dacii au nevoie de ceva pe vena inainte de a porni). :wink:


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post 31 Mar 2004, 09:57
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mai mult ca sigur a fost din cauza carpei cu care a sters delco-ul.


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post 28 Apr 2004, 10:01
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Sa ne spui daca itzi mai face asa icon_mrgreen.gif !


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post 28 Apr 2004, 10:11
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Inca un citat spus de un mecanic: "Daciile sunt facute sa le repari nu sa mearga" tongue.gif si iti zic si eu din proprie experienta: "Se mai intampla!" tongue.gif


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