Ce v-a adus Mos Nicolae?
Ce v-a adus Mos Nicolae?
Mario_b |
6 Dec 2006, 18:23
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'05 Dacia
Logan 1,6
Ambition
- MBM War is peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
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semit |
6 Dec 2006, 18:28
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Private Spice Group: Moderatori Posts: 5.972 Joined: 27 September 05 From: Bucuresti |
QUOTE(RainHawk @ 6 Dec 2006, 17:53) Pentru ca am fost cuminte si ascultator astazi am primit urmatoarele: O aripa infundata si zgariata, o bara fata plesnita, 3 ore la politie si 2 ore pe drumuri pentru dosarul de dauna. P.S. Eu ma incadrez la categoria LAE? sorry man... eu mai nou prefer metroul... e marfa... 5 minute de la Universitate la Stefan cel Mare fata de .... muuuuuuuulllttt cu masina |
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Reno
Megane GT line 1.5dCi
'13 nu-ti face iluzii ca sa n-ai deziluzii.
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Liv05 |
6 Dec 2006, 18:36
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Membru Group: Members Posts: 149 Joined: 29 October 05 From: Arad |
Mie mosu mi-a adus o conexiune noua la internet , dar si o revizie la dci de 20.000km .
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Opel
Astra Sedan 1,7 cdti
2008, Enjoy
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catalin-g3 |
6 Dec 2006, 18:37
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 201 Joined: 26 August 04 From: BaileGovora ; BUCURESTI |
A se ponta si la mine tot o lae.
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BERLINA
85/96 "Esti prost si vrei sã te remarci? Aprinde proiectoarele!
Esti cel mai prost? Aprinde si stopul de ceatã!" - MAERSK |
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Giurisici Fabian |
6 Dec 2006, 18:46
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 1.123 Joined: 17 January 06 From: B de la Bucale |
la mine a venit cu o raceala pe cinste si un chef mare cu aspirine(era de preferat cu cea a saracului ), un bon de benzina de 30 de Ron am descopetit un nou drum serviciu acasa putin ocolitor dar care ma scuteste de multi nervi si benzina arsa aiurea o geaca noua si mai multe servetele de suflat nasu'.
aaa era sa uit si putin condens in proiectoarele de ceata si un cod rutier nou |
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Dacia
Logan II 1.5DCI
Laureat 2014
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prody |
6 Dec 2006, 19:41
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membru iradiat Group: Members Posts: 1.365 Joined: 26 November 05 From: Cetatea Banilor |
Eu abia azi am aflat ca aseara trebuia sa vina mosul.
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Mazda
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2011 TX
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Mario_b |
6 Dec 2006, 19:44
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Membru Simplu Group: Members Posts: 625 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Craiova+Sibiu |
Pai d'aia nu ti-a adus nimic tie...
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'05 Dacia
Logan 1,6
Ambition
- MBM War is peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
--->Logan Tuning Club Craiova<--- |
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XMihai |
6 Dec 2006, 19:51
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Carcotasu' de Serviciu Group: Members Posts: 1.785 Joined: 31 January 06 From: Dr Tr Severin |
Mie mi-a adus Mos Nicolaie 2 bete de tobe.
Si cica pana vine Mos Craciun sa-mi aduca si restu(adica tobele) o sa fie folosite pe spinare mea daca nu-s cuminte, eu o sa fiu pe post de tobe Vis-a-vis, tu faci cu noi, cum facui eu azi cu o colega.... Eu: -Ce ti-a adus Mos Nicolaie? Ea: -De sub p**a doua co**e ! This post has been edited by XMihai: 6 Dec 2006, 19:58 |
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Pedro |
6 Dec 2006, 20:38
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Dacia 1300 OFF ROAD
Berlina O zi trista pentru tara, mare victorie comunista, traiasca.......
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ovidiusoft |
6 Dec 2006, 21:25
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Membru de sub patura Group: Members Posts: 999 Joined: 3 June 05 From: Bucuresti |
A venit si la mine! A veniiiiiiit
Acum oare ma ajuta si pe mine cineva sa-mi montez senzorii, pliiiiiz? |
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Dacia Logan
Ambitios 1.6MPI-8V
promotia 2005 aici ar veni semnatura, nu?
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thunder |
6 Dec 2006, 23:49
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 22 April 04 From: Pitesti |
Si ce vrei sa faci cu senzorii aia ?! ... sa-l detectezi pe Mos Craciun cand se apropie de brad =))
la mine tot o lae ... asta e ... cine m-a pus sa-mi instalez interfon la intrarea in bloc sa nu mai treaca nimeni de el |
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Opel
Astra H
2006
- B-50-WSE Doua lucruri sunt infinite: universul si prostia umana. Despre univers nu sunt inca sigur. Albert Einstein
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LemonDemon |
7 Dec 2006, 08:15
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 420 Joined: 21 February 06 |
La mine a venit cu un six de Tuborg Chrismax Brew si cu PIMPS Orange Waffe, preferatele mele.
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..IcemaN.. |
7 Dec 2006, 11:42
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membru drept superior Group: Members Posts: 38 Joined: 9 March 05 From: Bucuresti-Dristor |
mie un plover de houser(adica in 2 culori deschise, cu fermoar si unpic mulat)
o sa-l port...ca-i de la mama...dar fff rar |
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Dacia
Berlina
1997, 1.4 L
- B- -ICE CHOKE!!!
on my exhaust smoke ! :)) |
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Pedro |
7 Dec 2006, 12:16
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 551 Joined: 16 December 03 From: Bucuresti |
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Dacia 1300 OFF ROAD
Berlina O zi trista pentru tara, mare victorie comunista, traiasca.......
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summa |
7 Dec 2006, 13:10
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 332 Joined: 2 August 06 From: Bucuresti |
100 ron de la parinti si 2 perechi de boxeri de la prietena mea....
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semit |
7 Dec 2006, 13:20
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Private Spice Group: Moderatori Posts: 5.972 Joined: 27 September 05 From: Bucuresti |
lucky bastard
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Reno
Megane GT line 1.5dCi
'13 nu-ti face iluzii ca sa n-ai deziluzii.
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sefu_alx |
7 Dec 2006, 13:20
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 878 Joined: 2 February 06 |
fix nimic
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Ci_co |
7 Dec 2006, 13:26
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Membru atutentic cu logan ! Group: Members Posts: 291 Joined: 20 July 05 From: UE - Bucharest !! |
Poi mie mi-a adus mosu asta o portocala , un mar si niste pijamale dalea cu buzunar la cu* !
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Dacia & Renault/
Logan by Dacia/
'06 Pref 1,5dci
- B XX BEB Buaaaa am o Dacie Logan mahh tu stii ce trage e buna domne buna ! ( asa e toate)
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summa |
7 Dec 2006, 13:57
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 332 Joined: 2 August 06 From: Bucuresti |
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AIX |
7 Dec 2006, 14:26
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disaster |
7 Dec 2006, 14:29
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Membru cu detector de radar Group: Members Posts: 367 Joined: 31 May 04 From: UE - Bucharest |
Mi-a adus posibilitatea de a face o afacere. Adica mi-a adus o narghilea E de3 inchiriat. Vreti???
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Latitude
2011 Life sucks. Enjoy
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Mario_b |
7 Dec 2006, 14:53
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Membru Simplu Group: Members Posts: 625 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Craiova+Sibiu |
Nu.
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'05 Dacia
Logan 1,6
Ambition
- MBM War is peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
--->Logan Tuning Club Craiova<--- |
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Jack Daniel's |
7 Dec 2006, 22:19
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MEMBRU DE LA INCEPUT! Group: Members Posts: 2.010 Joined: 26 October 03 |
Manele fara numar !
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hash |
7 Dec 2006, 23:38
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calculatorist Group: Members Posts: 1.388 Joined: 13 September 04 |
Mie mi-a adus o amenda (yuck), o pereche de izmene (mai mult iegari, d-aia grosi), o masea care incepe sa se strice si o mica deplasare in Grecia. Toate la pachet.
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Smiley |
8 Dec 2006, 08:58
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 1.138 Joined: 12 August 04 From: Bucuresti |
computer nou, biscuiti cu ciocolata, banane, gutuie, struguri, bere, un KitKat chunky
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Lexy |
8 Dec 2006, 09:31
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Just ME Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Bucuresti |
QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 6 Dec 2006, 13:30) Pai la copiii obraznici, Mos Neculai le aduce o nuielusa (joarda)... De aici rezulta ce Lexy e Bad Girl Nu e adevaraaaaaaaaat!!! Sunt cea mai cuminte QUOTE(BlaueCorsa @ 6 Dec 2006, 16:01) Daca tot sunt atatia curiosi pe forum (relativ la bici si la nevasta omului), eu zic sa cereti o poza combinata, cu Lexy, biciul si sotia lui bolovan_ro... (ar fi cadoul ideal pentru foooooooooooooarteeeeeeeeee multi )... Ntz ntz..vedeti ca suntem in post cica....asa ca fara ganduri necurate |
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Corolla
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- B-01-LEXY Good girls go to heaven.Bad ones go to hell.
And girls with fast cars go anywhere they want. |
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BlaueCorsa |
8 Dec 2006, 10:54
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Membru cu Prafuitor Group: Members Posts: 1.097 Joined: 6 October 03 From: Socola Tower, Iasi |
Ganduri necurate?! Noi, calugarii Adamisti (nu umblam in costumu' lui Adam, ci suntem adeptii lui Adam Opel) traim toata viata in castitate (hahaha), post (hehehe) si rugaciune (hihihi). Ba chiar ieri mi s-a impus si penitenta (prima revizie, slabit fie Dealeru', acum si-n pururea si-n vecii viciilor)...
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Dacia / Renault
Duster / Captur
2018 Confort / 2015 Authentique Mon amour, tu es la lumière de mes jours...
sans numéro! sans numéro! sans numéro! |
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Lexy |
8 Dec 2006, 10:55
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Just ME Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Bucuresti |
Da...siguuuuur ca da!
Si marmota ce facea in acest timp? |
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Corolla
1,6 VVTI / SOL
- B-01-LEXY Good girls go to heaven.Bad ones go to hell.
And girls with fast cars go anywhere they want. |
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Ov |
8 Dec 2006, 11:09
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Academician doctor inginer, savant de renume mondial Group: Moderatori Posts: 7.451 Joined: 11 November 03 From: Bucuresti |
impacheta marihuana in staniol
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1972 when life gives you lemon, make lemonade
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vasile82 |
8 Dec 2006, 11:32
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 482 Joined: 3 December 04 From: Ploiesti, Bucuresti |
pentru narghileaua lui disaster?
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Renault Fluence
1.6
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