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luxcor
post 30 Aug 2005, 10:40
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post 30 Aug 2005, 11:15
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Nu stiu daca e neaparat de ras.....nu cititi ce au scris aia acolo ca's penale.
Sper ca totusi e dintr-un film pentru adulti si nu o intamplare reala.....


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post 30 Aug 2005, 11:24
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QUOTE(IRONICK @ 29 Aug 2005, 15:40)
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post 30 Aug 2005, 11:27
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post 30 Aug 2005, 11:31
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QUOTE(Lexy @ 30 Aug 2005, 11:15)
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Nu stiu daca e neaparat de ras.....nu cititi ce au scris aia acolo ca's penale.
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e sigur film de adulti. chestia aia se vrea o sala de operatie. in nici un moment in sala de operatie va fi doar un singur doctor cu pacientul.

in plus, aia cica ar fi anesteziata... hehe, se tine vena prinsa vena nonstop in cazuri din astea, pana la resuscitare. ori aia nu are nici un tub prin vene.


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post 30 Aug 2005, 11:37
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QUOTE(Lexy @ 30 Aug 2005, 11:15)
Sper ca totusi e dintr-un film pentru adulti si nu o intamplare reala.....
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sanchi ... sigur e reala ...

lexy cand ai de gand sa te operezi de apendicita (de ex.) vorbeste cu toti de pe daciaclub. ro sa vina sa tina de 6 ... nu e frumos dar e mai sigur asa ... radmasa.gif


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post 30 Aug 2005, 12:14
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post 30 Aug 2005, 14:24
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biggrin.gif biggrin.gif Asta e TARE DE TOT.....http://www.bodybouncer.com/

Bai ce le da prin cap..o sa ajunga lenea la cote maxime....!!

Uitati-va si la groove gallery ca au studiat problema bine de tot biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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post 30 Aug 2005, 15:33
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post 30 Aug 2005, 18:08
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post 30 Aug 2005, 18:11
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QUOTE(IRONICK @ 30 Aug 2005, 17:33)
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Asta stiam din clasa I : "Intre doua nu te ploua". Partea cu pozitiile am invatat-o mai tirziu wink.gif


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post 31 Aug 2005, 06:38
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Pe nevasta unui fermier o apucasera durerile facerii, asa ca doctoru'
>> satului inhama calul la cabrioleta si o porni in noapte... Dupa ce
>> ajunse
>> la destinatie, fermierul il conduse in dormitor, gonindu-i pe cei mici
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>> care se holbau curiosi... Rutinat, doctoru' incepu sa-si faca datoria...
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>> Dupa un timp se auzi un oracait, iar doctoru' spuse:
>> - Felicitari, ai o fetita!
>> Nu apuca fermieru' sa raspunda, ca i se porunci:
>> - Da felinarul mai aproape, mai e unul pe teava. Asaaa! Gata! Gemene!
>> Bravo, ai fost tare! Dai de baut!
>> Intunericul din incapere nu permitea sa se distinga nuanta spre care
>> vira
>> tenul fermierului?
>> Nu trecura, insa, decat cateva secunde si receptiona din nou vocea
>> medicului, incremenind:
>> - Fa lumina mai mare. Am impresia ca vine si al treilea!
>> Simtind ca mai are putin si lesina, taranul sopti:
>> - Domnu' doctor, sa stingem naibii felinarul ala! Am impresia ca lumina
>> ii atrage!...


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post 31 Aug 2005, 07:48
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Elevii unei clase au fost fotografiati, iar diriginta lor incerca sa-i
convinga sa cumpere pozele:
- Ganditi-va, copii, ce dragut va fi atunci cand veti fi mari si va
veti uita la fotografii spunand "Uite-o pe Oana - acum e avocat" sau
"Uite-l pe Mihai - acum e doctor"...
Din clasa se aude o voce:
- Uite-o pe diriga - acum e moarta!


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post 31 Aug 2005, 10:26
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Iepuroaica, frumoasa padurii si dorita de toate animalele mascule din padure, se marita pana la urma cu lupul. Dupa un timp, iepuroaica naste trei purcelusi.
Lupul, suparat, o paraseste. Ursul, vechi admirator, se gandeste:
"Bai, iepuroaica asta e cam curva, da' uite ce misto arata si oricum, poate lupul nu a satisfacut-o, de-aia a avut nevoie si de altcineva."
Si se insoara cu iepuroaica. Dupa un timp, iepuroaica naste trei purcelusi.
Ursul, suparat, o paraseste. Leul, regele, se gandeste:
"Da' focoasa e iepuroaica asta, daca nici lupul si nici ursul n-au satisfacut-o. Ma face curios."
Si se insoara cu iepuroaica. Dupa un timp, iepuroaica naste trei purcelusi.
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post 31 Aug 2005, 14:20
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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a shit
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post 31 Aug 2005, 23:08
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Doamne, zice Sf. Petru, anu' asta romanii n-or îndurat prea mult ? În primavara inundatii în Banat, apoi în Muntenia. N-a trecut mult timp si Moldova a fost sub ape, iar acum în Ardeal mor oameni.....
La care Dumnezeu îi raspunde: - Au vrut marinar, acu' le dau apa......


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Umor dus cu capul:

" All the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton.Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein’s counting: 1,2,3..97,98,99,100. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.
Einstein says ”Newton’s out.”
Newton denies and says Newton is not out. He claims that he is not Newton.
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says “I am standing in a square of area 1m squared … That makes me Newton per meter squared … since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I’m Pascal, therefore Pascal is OUT“


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post 1 Sep 2005, 10:09
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baieti tine-ti o tasta apasata ... biggrin.gif


Un tip stä la coadä la bilete la cinema.
O blondä misto din mijlocul rindului ii face cu mäna.
Gagiul mirändu-se cä una asa bunä il bagä in seamä se aproprie si o intreaba:
- Ne cunoastem de undeva ?
- Sunteti tatäl unuia dintre copiii mei!
Gagiul sä cadä jos de surprindere, se gindeste putin, isi dä cu palma peste frunte si raspunde edificat:
- Am fost doar o singurä datä infidel si anume chiar inaintea cununiei religioase, deci ar trebui sä fii "dama" fäcutä pt. mine cadou la petrecerea burlacilor, pe care am tras-o pe masa de biliard in väzul prietenilor, in timp ce unul dintre ei mä bätea cu frunze de pätrunjel ude pe fund...
- Nu, nu ... eu sunt invätätoarea bäietelului Dv ...


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A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The
receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The
receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By
this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep
telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."


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Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he as astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."


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post 1 Sep 2005, 13:56
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Luni dimineata, vidanjeorul se prezinta la ora 8 la slujba, imbracat la costum, frumos, cu cravata.
Suna telefonul. O urgenta pe teren. S-a infuntat un canal.
Vidanjeorul pleaca impreuna cu ajutorul sau Vasile, ce cara lada cu scule.
Vidanjeorul se baga in canal, iese plin de rahat si zice lui Vasile:
-Cheia de 16! Ia aer in piept, se baga din nou.
Iese iara plin de rahat, abia rasufland:
- Nu e buna, da-mi-o pe aia de 18!
Iara ia aer in piept, iar intra in canal. Iese iar!
- Nu e buna! Cheia de 20!
Iese iar, abia mai rasuflind, cu rahatii curgand de pe el si ii zice ajutorului:
-Vezi ba, Vasile, daca n-o sa inveti meserie, toata viata ai sa cari lada aia cu scule!!!

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La indemnul moderatorilor, postez si aici scanurile din manualul bormasinii mele. Inainte sa mai spuneti de vreun forumist ca "nu stie vorbeste romaneste", cititi perlele astea (desigur, scuza e ca nu-s scrise de romani):
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Doi tipi voiau sa mearga la baut, dar nu aveau decat un dolar. Unul din ei se uita catre o toneta cu hot-dog din apropiere si subit ii vine inspiratia. Cheltuie dolarul pe hot-dog. Arunca chifla si isi baga hot-dog-ul in pantaloni. - Mergem intr-un bar, comandam doua beri si le bem. Cand barmanul ne va cere banii, eu voi scoate hot-dog-ul pe slit. Tu vei cadea in genunchi si vei incepe sa-l sugi. Barmanul va fi asa scarbit, ca ne va da afara din bar. Intra ei intr-un bar si chestia merge ca prin farmec. Dupa al saptelea bar, cand amandoi erau beti bine, unul din ei incepe sa se planga: > - Am inceput sa fac vanatai de cate ori m-am aruncat in genunchi! > Prietenul ii raspunde: > - Asta nu-i nimic. Eu am pierdut hot-dog-ul acum patru baruri! 168.gif


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Inspectie la scoala.
Un tigan statea in penultima banca.
Inspectorii se aseaza in spatele lui, in ultima banca.
Profesoara pune intrebari, tiganul tot cu mana pe sus.
In sfarsit il pune si pe el sa raspunda.
- Ia raspunde si tu, Praleo!
- Doamna, sa mor io, ce picioare si tatze misto haveti !
- Nesimtitule, cum iti permiti? Ai nota 2 si iesi afara, magarule!
In timp ce se ridica din banca, se intoarce la inspectori:
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