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post 27 Aug 2007, 08:39
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Salutare,

Am si eu urmatoarea problema:
o masina stationeaza de mai bine de 5 zile in fata portii casei unde locuiesc.
Trebuie sa scot masina din curte dar nu am pe unde.
Ce ma sfatuiti sa fac ?

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post 27 Aug 2007, 08:42
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Te bagi sub ea si-o scoti din viteza. Mai greu cu cablul franei de mana, nu recomand taierea sa, e cam urat.
Dup-aia o-mpingi depaaarte.

O varianta mai corecta ar fi fost sa-i plantezi o scrisorica de dragoste-n geam inca din prima zi.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 08:42
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Sa suni la politie.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 08:42
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Suna la politie si spune-le ca o masina iti blocheaza iesirea...sa vina sa o ridice! Din cate stiu e interzis prin lege sa blochezi accesul la un/o garaj/curte. smile.gif

Succes!

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post 27 Aug 2007, 08:54
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O impingi impreuna cu 4-5 prieteni mai voinici.
Vorbesti cu un imtreprinzator sa o traga pe o strada mai incolo.
Faci plangere la poilitie, zici ca e furata si abandonata, poate fi chiar adevarat.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 09:14
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ce am facu eu..i-am lipit ceva pe parbriz.. o scrisorica duioasa.. a 2 a oara impreuna cu ceva nebuni i-am tras-o in drum..perpendicular pe sensul de mers.. de atunci numai respect.. nu a comentat nika si ma saluta cand ma vede..asta e romani.. smile.gif


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post 27 Aug 2007, 11:43
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Ce va mai place sa ... fiti romani.
Singura modalitate legala este de a suna la politie si o sa aiba ei grija sa-l potoleasca pe individ (prin amenda care va fi aplicata si care nu e deloc mica)

Off: Mereu se gasesc indivizi care se plang de apucaturile conationalilor nostri, dar cand e vorba sa fie ei pusi intr-o asemenea situatie se comporta la fel ca cei pe care ii blameaza.
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post 27 Aug 2007, 11:51
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M-ati convins. O sa sun la politie si o sa va tin la curent.
Ei sunt in masura sa ridice masina asta daca nu pleaca intre timp.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 12:01
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Sa ne zici si noua ce a facut politia!


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post 27 Aug 2007, 12:04
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Probabil e furata si abandonata.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 12:05
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QUOTE(dizzy @ 27 Aug 2007, 12:01)
Sa ne zici si noua ce a facut politia!
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post 27 Aug 2007, 12:13
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QUOTE(argon @ 27 Aug 2007, 13:05)

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post 27 Aug 2007, 12:31
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exact asta ma astept si eu sa faca
Eventual sa-i dea lui amenda de deranjare a grasimilor lor


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post 27 Aug 2007, 12:38
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Eu cred ca or sa ia masuri. Eu pana acum nu am dat decat de politisti de treaba (nu in sensul ca iau mita), politicosi si care incearca pe cat posibil sa-si faca datoria. E adevarat ca se mai pitesc ei cu radarul dupa copaci / camioane etc, si ca merg cu 40h pe drum liber cu linie continua, dar in rest sunt cu bun simt, daca si tu esti la fel.
Chiar credeti ca or sa vina si-o sa-i zica lui "sinon": lasa-ne bah in pace cu prostiile tale! Ma indoiesc.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 13:40
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Sa speram ca se rezolva si o sa dispara. Daca pana miercuri nu pleaca o sa sun la politie. Nu de alta dar vineri trebuie neaparat sa scot masina. smile.gif
Va anunt ce am facut.

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post 27 Aug 2007, 13:44
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Pune mata mana pe telefon si suna ACUM la politie. Daca proprietarul e indisponibil (adica usor decedat, plecat din tara, internat in spital sau la puscarie), pleci vineri dar nu poti sti in care luna. Bafta!


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post 27 Aug 2007, 14:23
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Suna la 112 si se rezolva garantat.Iti spun din experienta............am sunat si dupa ce m-au verificat sunand ei inapoi a venit in 20 minute un echipaj de la Administratia drumurilor cu politia si au saltat masina.............nu te apuca sa faci prostii .


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post 27 Aug 2007, 20:36
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Elegant: sunat la politie. Daca nu se rezolva asa, atunci rezolva "romaneste", tragand masina la o parte, dupa care poti sa-i lasi o scrisorica "de amor" lipita bine pe parbriz. Recomand un format A3, scris citet, cu litere mari. In nici un caz nu bloca drumul.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 20:40
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Politia primariei sau cea comunitara se deplaseaza mai repede, si tot atat de repede primeste amenda 40 ron!

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post 27 Aug 2007, 20:43
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QUOTE(l@u @ 27 Aug 2007, 14:23)
Suna la 112 si se rezolva garantat.Iti spun din experienta............am sunat si dupa ce m-au verificat sunand ei inapoi a venit in 20 minute un echipaj de la Administratia drumurilor cu politia si au saltat masina.............nu te apuca sa faci prostii .
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parca 112 era numar de urgenta, ptr a raporta/reclama accidente si alte nenorociri


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post 27 Aug 2007, 20:48
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Sfatul meu, incearca s-o impingi, poate-i scoasa din viteza. Daca nu, te bagi sub ea si o scoti din viteza. O impingi un metru, doi, cat sa ai loc de iesit si gata.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 20:55
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Cel mai bine suni la politie si nu mai astepti pana vineri.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 20:57
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QUOTE(tarzy @ 27 Aug 2007, 20:43)
parca 112 era numar de urgenta, ptr a raporta/reclama accidente si alte nenorociri
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post 27 Aug 2007, 21:18
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din asta rezulta...da-i foc si dupa aceea suna!


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post 27 Aug 2007, 21:22
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Pune-i stanga ( a se citi shtanga ) .. trage-o cu un prieten cu masina si gata... smile.gif


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post 27 Aug 2007, 21:23
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Iei 2 litri de bere, aduci 2 baieti si rezolvati treaba.
2 metri o impingeti imediat.


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post 27 Aug 2007, 22:39
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QUOTE(semit @ 27 Aug 2007, 22:22)
Pune-i stanga ( a se citi shtanga ) .. trage-o cu un prieten cu masina si gata... smile.gif
Corect, e de mai mare efect daca o tragi pana in mijlocul strazii si apoi suni la 112 si spui ca o masina abandonata blocheaza strada radmasa.gif

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post 27 Aug 2007, 23:14
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QUOTE(adip @ 27 Aug 2007, 22:39)
Corect, e de mai mare efect daca o tragi pana in mijlocul strazii si apoi suni la 112 si spui ca o masina abandonata blocheaza strada  radmasa.gif
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post 28 Aug 2007, 07:42
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Eu am impins cu 2 prieteni o solenza bagata in viteza si cu frana de mana trasa. Si a trebuit sa o impingem cativa metri ca sa pot sa ies, deci se poate. Poti sa apelezi si la politie daca tu crezi ca este necesar, dar eu as impinge-o.
Nu bloca drumul, ca dupa aia vor avea multi altii aceeasi problema ca si tine, adica nu vor avea pe unde sa treaca.


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post 28 Aug 2007, 07:44
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pai o sa o impinga si aia mai departe si intr-o saptamana o sa ajunga masina la capatul strazii biggrin.gif


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