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Alydor
post 26 Jun 2006, 15:43
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am si eu nevoie de niste exercitii de dictie in genul:

1.Un sas cu glas de bas cam gras si ras pe nas sta la taifas de-un ceas la parastas despre un extras din pancreas.
2. Capra calca-n piatra, piatra crapa-n patru, crape capul caprei in patru precum a crapat piatra-n patru.
3. Capra neagra calca-n clinci. Clinciul crapa-n cinci, crape capul caprei-n cinci, precum a crapat clinciul-n cinci.
4.Duc in bac sac de dac, aud crac, o fi rac? O fi drac? Face pac, aud mac, aud oac, nu e rac, nu-i gandac, nu e cuc, nu-i brotac, il apuc, il hurduc. E tot drac.
5.Cosașul Sașa când cosește, cât șase sași sasul cosește. Și-s sus și-n jos de casa sa, cosește sasul și-n șosea. Și șase case Sașa-și stie.
- Ce șansă!… Sașa-și spuse sieși
6.Un cocostârc s-a dus la descocostârcărie, unde se descocostârcăreau și alți cocostârci nedescocostârcăriți, ca să se descocostârcărească de cocostârcăria lui.
cu cat mai multe cu atat mai bine...

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post 26 Jun 2006, 15:49
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du-te bre' d'aci ca-am facut carcel la limba doar citind aici biggrin.gif


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Alydor
post 26 Jun 2006, 15:53
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si eu prima data... dar dupa vre-o patru-cinzeci de ori merge biggrin.gif

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post 26 Jun 2006, 18:19
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io nu stiu decat aia cu Stanca sta in castan ca Stan smile.gif

... si parca mai era unu:

Ca mila mi-este de camila ca mile strabateau camile ... or something dry.gif


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post 26 Jun 2006, 18:42
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Papucarul paucareste papucii nepapucariti ai papucaresei dar papucareasa nu poate papucarii papuci nepapucariti ai papucarului care papucareste papuci nepapucariti.


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post 27 Jun 2006, 19:37
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post 27 Jun 2006, 19:42
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QUOTE(pastrama_stelistu @ 27 Jun 2006, 20:37)
Eu pup poala poii, popa pupa poala mea.
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m-ai prins...în loc de poală am zis...altceva blush.gif


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post 27 Jun 2006, 19:42
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asta vroiam sa zic si eu...

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post 27 Jun 2006, 19:43
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Incearca sa zici repetitiv Punga-n pilă, pila-pungă


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post 27 Jun 2006, 19:49
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Un vultur sta pe-un pisc c-un pix in plisc.
Capra crapa piatra-n patru, piatra crapa piatra-n patru.
Sase saci in sase saci.

Capra neagra-n piatra calca,
Cum o calca-n patru crapa!
Crape capu caprii-n patru
Cum a crapat piatra-n patru!
Capra neagra calca-n clinci,
Crape capu caprii-n cinci
Cum a calcat capra-n clinci.
Capra paste langa casa
Capu caprii crape-n sase!
Capra noastra n-are lapte
Crapa-i-ar coarnele-n sapte!
Capra-n piatra a calcat
Piatra-n patru a crapat,
Povestea s-a terminat!




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post 27 Jun 2006, 20:38
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Iata cateva maxime devenite celebre de-a lungul timpului:

"Capra crapa piatra-n patru, piatra crapa piatra-n patru"

"Eu pup poala popii, popa pupa poala mea"

"Sase saci in sase saci"

"Pili-as cu pila lunga, pila-n punga, punga-n pila"

"Triedru tridreptunghic"

"Agatati-ai poamele calului de poalele podului"

"Un vultur sta pe-un pisc c-un pix in plisc"

"If a shipshape shipshop stocks six shishape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?"

"A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more"

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"

"Betty bought some butter, 'but' she said, 'this butter's bitter' and a bit of better butter would make a better butter. So she bought a bit of butter better than the bitter butter and it made her butter better, so it was that Betty bought a bit of better butter"

"Three tree toads tied together tried to trot to town"

"Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with barest wrists and stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts"

"Two witches had two watches. Which watch did which witch watch?"

"A tutor who tooted a flute tried to teach two teachers to toot. Said the two to the tutor 'is it harder to toot or tutor two tutors to toot?'"

"Sheila uttered a sharp shrill shriek and shrunked from the shrivelled form that slumbered in the shadows"

"I slit the sheets. The sheets I slit are on the slitted sheets I slit."

SPOR LA TREABA!


PRODUSUL RESPECTELOR ,k...

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Alydor
post 29 Jun 2006, 10:08
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Balaban Bălăbănescu bâlbâiește bâlbâituri bâlbâite pe negândite.


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post 29 Jun 2006, 10:15
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Eu am o colega si o cheama Xenofontex Xeniana.
Niciodata nu pot sa-i pronunt tot numele de la cap la coada

Voi puteti?


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Alydor
post 29 Jun 2006, 10:20
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Nu mi se pare greu... Am o colega care are probleme la ministrul Codruț Șereș Ministrul Economiei și Comerțului...


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post 29 Jun 2006, 10:30
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QUOTE(pastrama_stelistu @ 27 Jun 2006, 20:49)
Sase saci in sase saci.
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Asta e asa de complicat ca te balbai si cand il scrii. De fapt e:

Șase sași în șase saci.


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post 29 Jun 2006, 15:02
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ia încercați și asta:

bou breaz, bârlobreaz, din brigada bârlobrezenilor


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post 31 Jan 2007, 08:52
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Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which
switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

Three Swedisch switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch
switches. Which Swedisch switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch


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name of a hill (300 m) in the neighbourhood of Waipukurau, Central Hawke’s Bay, North Island, New Zealand

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