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post 15 Nov 2011, 12:47
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Pai zi-i ca ai initiat programul PRIMA TUICA, daca vrea acces nelimitat la resursele tale sa iti serveasca zilnic PRIMA TUICA.


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post 15 Nov 2011, 12:51
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post 15 Nov 2011, 12:53
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Amanta, credeam ca e logic tongue.gif


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post 15 Nov 2011, 12:56
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"A manta" e versiunea feminina a lui "Manta B"?


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post 15 Nov 2011, 12:56
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Ce este aceea o amanta?
Nu de alta, da sa stiu sa-i explic sotiei cand citeste pe aici... huh.gif


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post 15 Nov 2011, 12:58
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E parte a programul A DOUA TUICA wink.gif


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post 15 Nov 2011, 13:08
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Basti ma ca tu vrei sa ma vezi cu ochii saiba! showfinger.gif

Apropos. mi-am adus aminte de o cretinatate de faza facut acum ceva ani:
Mama, e paralela cu alcoolul, nu bea decat din bomboane cu lichior.
I-a dat cineva o sticla de palinca, iar ea, imi zice "ia mama o tuica".
Pe vremea aia, nu prea le aveam cu tuicoasele, a putrezit aia in dulap vre-o 2 ani, pana intr-o iarna cand mi s-a facut de tuica fiarta...
Am pus "tuica" in ibric, ibricul pe aragaz, si imi faceam de lucru pe acolo, cand aud in spate un "puf". Cretinul de mine ia ibricul si-l toarna in chiuveta, crezand ca am rezolvat. Am stat pe ganduri cat sa vad sifonul de plastic al chiuvetei incepand sa curga, apoi am dat drumul la apa si am lichidat incendiul.


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post 25 Nov 2011, 14:38
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QUOTE(Altis @ 15 Nov 2011, 12:56)
Ce este aceea o amanta?
Nu de alta, da sa stiu sa-i explic sotiei cand citeste pe aici... huh.gif
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post 25 Nov 2011, 15:57
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post 15 Dec 2011, 08:44
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 25 Jan 2012, 06:17)
E aproape imposibil sa ajunga, an de an, boaba de strugure la cantitatea corecta de zahar pentru un anumit soi de vin. Ba e prea mult soare si nu-i apa, ba e apa si nu-i soare si tot asa. Sunt o gramada de conditii de indeplinit pentru a iesi un vin adevarat fara sa pui nimic in el.
Inclusiv in vinurile "alea bune" de le pomeniti voi. Nu sta nimeni sa arunce mii de tone de strugure pentru ca-i mai trebuia broaboanei un mg de zahar.
Despre vinul absolut curat si care nu se caseaza daca-l tragi repede in bidoane mai mici, iar am ceva retineri. La fel, e aproape imposibil ca intr-o vie sa nu fie catva ciorchini mucegaiti. Mai mult decat suficient pentru a compromite tot vinul. Am vazut eu, si nu la o singura persoana, "vin neajutat, sanatos tun si curat nevoie mare". La inceput te cam speli cu el pe dinti dupa care-l baga la tuica, ca se caseaza cu tot trasul lor cu tot.
Pentru a se evita casarea se baga sulf chiar din timpul zdrobirii si tescuirii. Omoara mucegaiul care mai tarziu va casa vinul si totodata se elimina din vin prin fierbere si prin depunerea-n drojdie. A, ca romanul pune cantitatile dupa ureche sau dupa cum l-a invatat vecinul care a vazut la ta-su care a invatat de la bunica-su care facea cel mai bun vin din judet, e alta mancare de peste.
Daca e complet netratat ai 90% sanse sa se caseze. Pentru ca romanul e iscusit in toate. Doar facea tuica la oala de presiune, pe aragaz.
N-are recipiente adecvate, nu-s toate la fel, nu are beci, nu are temperatura si lumina propice vinului, nu stie cand si cum si de cate ori sa-l traga si tot asa.
Plus de asta, netratat fiind, de frica sa nu se strice il bea prea repede.  laugh.gif

In mod normal, daca vezi ca incearca s-o ia din loc (si aici nu te opreste nimeni sa scoti vin intr-un pahar si sa-l lasi pe masa pentru a-l verifica) se ridica pe la 70 de grade (parca) apoi se raceste brusc. Dar apuca-te si fa asta in boxa din bloc, fara sa tii vinul la aer.
Si-acum imi aduc aminte cum mi-a adus un moldovean "vin bun", facut de el la bloc, fara zahar, fara nimic. Am baut vreo 4l singur dupa care, de nervi ca nici nu ma pilesc, m-am dus si mi-am luat doua beri strong. Cu litrul ramas am acrit ciorba.

Poate muta cineva tampeniile astea pe topicul dedicat.  blush.gif

Si acum, a calculat cineva cat consuma aparatul de facut paine?
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Cred ca e ok daca ne mutam cu discutiile despre alcool in zona asta.

Nu pun metabisulfit sau alte produse poe baza de sulf in zama pe care o produc eu, pentru ca sunt satul de chimicale. Si asa....strugurii aia sunt omorati cu o gramada de stropeli cu 1000 de substante (am o vie altoita sau nobila....si e asa de sensibila, incat trebuie stropita dupa fiecare ploaie).
Trag o banda de sulf in butoi pentru a killeri mucegaiul, apoi il umplu cu must. Dupa ce l-am umplut, stiind cantitatea de must, adaug zaharul necesar. Anul asta la un butoi de 35 vedre am bagat 3 kg zahar.
O sa caseze prin iulie-august, dar oricum nu ma deranjeaza prea tare, intrucat in perioada aia sunt fan bere.

Pana la urma, catr consuma masina de facut paine?


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post 25 Jan 2012, 12:59
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victorase..
nu jtiu cum e la tine la tara, da la mine niciodata nu a fost adaugat nimic in vin. vinul se punea in damigene, se lasa sa "fiarba" si se tragea in sticle inainte de craciun. cantitatea produsa ajungea de obicei pana dupa paste fara sa isi modifice proprietatile.

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post 25 Jan 2012, 13:01
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Nu zice nimeni ca vinul mai trebuie tras de pe drojdie si primavara? Inainte sa dea caldurile?


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Pana dupa Paste tine orice vin.


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post 25 Jan 2012, 13:03
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Cine nu e in stare sa-l bea la termen, ce face?


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al meu era/este tras inainte de craciun.

acum rezista binemerci un an intreg, in sticle de plastic de 1,5 litri.


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post 25 Jan 2012, 13:12
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S-a dovedit ca din peturi trec in lichide tot felul de chestii icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 25 Jan 2012, 13:29
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Eu il trag de pe drojdie de 2-3 ori. In functie te timp/chef mai pun si in sticle (obligatoriu de sticla). In pet refuz sa-l pun, pentru ca am impresia ca isi schimba gustul. Oricum, nu am vazut nici o bautura de calitate, ambalata la pet.


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QUOTE(corbex @ 25 Jan 2012, 13:03)
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QUOTE(corbex @ 25 Jan 2012, 13:12)
S-a dovedit ca din peturi trec in lichide tot felul de chestii  icon_mrgreen.gif
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