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For foreigners: in Romania there is the wrong opinion about the national brand. We think they are sloppy, too expensive and, generally, sub-standard (even though they are not). What do Czechs think of Skoda(I know it's been taken over by VW, but I'm curious)? Thankx. This post has been edited by solenza_scala: 6 Jul 2009, 15:56

For foreigners: in Romania there is the wrong opinion about the national brand. We think they are sloppy, too expensive and, generally, sub-standard (even though they are not). What do Czechs think of Skoda(I know it's been taken over by VW, but I'm curious)? Thankx.

This post has been edited by solenza_scala: 6 Jul 2009, 15:56

Is it true that the word skoda is translated as "pain in the a...s"?

i think that they think what some romanians think about dacia. Here are a few jokes about skoda

Welcome to Skoda Jokes! On this website you will find the definitive source of the best skoda jokes around.

1. How do you double the price of a skoda?
Fill up the tank

2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.

3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda?
Okay, seems like a fair swap

4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?
A Dreamer

5. How do you increase the value of a skoda?
throw a penny in it.

6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip

7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)

8. What is the difference between being inside Jessica Alba's ra and being caught inside a Skoda ? You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

9. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

10. How do you overtake a Skoda ?
Run

11. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda?
Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down

12. Why is a skoda and a baby similar?
They both never go anywhere without a rattle

13. How come the Skoda crossed the street?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

14. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car

15. What colour shall i get my skoda in?
It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week

16. How do you make a policeman laugh?
Tell him your skoda just got nicked

17. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.

18. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead'
Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike'

19. How do you make a skoda more sporty?
Wear adidas trainers while driving it.

20. Whats the difference between stress and a skoda?
Stress makes you have a mental breakdown.

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