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post 5 May 2022, 14:03
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Irina Nistor... am vaz't-o recent pe la tv, tot asa are vocea, de-ti vine de harakiri. wacko.gif


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post 5 May 2022, 15:44
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Asta ce grad avea de era lasata cu vidourile.


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post 5 May 2022, 17:04
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Irelevant. O fi avut vocea enervanta dar dubla cam 80% din filmele 'de pe video'. Bruma de cultura cinematografica a romanilor e asociata cu vocea ei, vrem-nu vrem.


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post 5 May 2022, 17:18
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Eh, nu era neapărat să aibă vreun grad. Și securiștii și milițienii, și secretarii de partid se uitau la filmele traduse de ea, și n-ar fi avut vreun câștig s-o înfunde.


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post 5 May 2022, 18:16
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Majoritatea filmelor pe video erau comerciale. Mult mai multe filme bune vedeam la tv la sarbi. Nu am simtit nevoia de vidou. Si cu traducerile si intonatia ei chiar ca era un act de cultura laugh.gif


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post 5 May 2022, 21:08
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"Fuck of, motherfucker" (Du-te naibii, marțafoiule). Da, act de cultura. Licență poetica, nu alta.


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post 5 May 2022, 21:18
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QUOTE(bion @ 5 May 2022, 16:44)
Asta ce grad avea de era lasata cu vidourile.
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post 23 May 2022, 17:39
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In loc de porumb am citit pornhub. Ce face obișnuința din om...
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post 23 May 2022, 20:36
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Aici sau sau la autohtoni?

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post 23 May 2022, 20:47
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post 26 May 2022, 21:41
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Axa, again:

QUOTE(axabrt @ 26 May 2022, 22:25)
... cu roșii și salata nu prea poți să o ții sculata.
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post 26 May 2022, 21:47
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Axa este pe cai mari. radmasa.gif

Am mai zis-o, iti trebuie oo sa recunosti.
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post 26 May 2022, 23:14
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QUOTE(bion @ 5 May 2022, 18:16)
Nu am simtit nevoia de vidou.

De prin 88 deja puteai receptiona satelitii in zona de Vest, din 89 deja era usor, aparuse Astra 1A...


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post 30 May 2022, 17:54
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QUOTE(Laurentziu83 @ 30 May 2022, 18:15)
Stai sa le fur cunostintele intai.  biggrin.gif

Asa eram si la ultimele 2 job-uri, laptopul de munca era bun si ca laptop personal, le foloseam inclusiv sa accesez site-urile de filme online subtitrate.  radmasa.gif
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 30 May 2022, 18:51)
La ce fel de filme te uiți de ai nevoie de subtitrare?
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post 30 May 2022, 18:54
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post 18 Aug 2022, 13:11
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 18 Aug 2022, 11:24)
Cand am zis asta m-a luat mucixu la maciuci...
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QUOTE(MuciX @ 18 Aug 2022, 11:29)
Credeam ca iti place blush.gif
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post 19 Aug 2022, 10:03
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post 19 Aug 2022, 10:21
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Ii face in maxim 30 de minute, cu tot cu cautat materiale prin curte biggrin.gif

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post 19 Aug 2022, 11:53
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QUOTE(radian @ 19 Aug 2022, 10:49)
Ultim zi inainte de concediu si imprimanta s-a hotarat sa o fwta pe ma-sa... Am un EPSOS L565 pentru format A4, color. Nu stiu ce draci au apucat-o pana azi nu mi-a facut figuri din astea.

Documentele word le tipareste, documentele pdf nu vrea nicicum, sscoate pagina alba.

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QUOTE(bucatzel @ 19 Aug 2022, 11:36)
Licenta la WinRAR o ai platita?
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post 19 Aug 2022, 18:41
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Ce rol are WinRAR in ecuatia asta? Pe langa faptul ca este o intrebare indecenta..: 😷

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post 24 Aug 2022, 14:26
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Femeie, lua-ti-as formatiunile interesante in pwla, 
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post 9 Sep 2022, 11:12
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Un picamer mic e cea mai buna investitie in casa.
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post 15 Sep 2022, 15:03
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 15 Sep 2022, 13:20)
La mcdonads nu pute, ca e filtrat. De aiai doar il completeaza nu-l schimba.
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 15 Sep 2022, 13:42)
La naiba așa făceam eu la opel
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Una dintre erori e cu over-retarded. Nu cred c-are treaba cu motorul.
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post 30 Sep 2022, 19:06
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QUOTE(psychoo @ 30 Sep 2022, 14:10)
Ma intreaba doamna: la cine ati fost sa lasati actele?
Eu: Aici, la acest ghiseu
Doamna: si cine era la ghiseu?
Eu:  blink.gif nu stiu, nu am avut onoarea
Doamna: dar era femeie, barbat?
Eu: Femeie (in gandul meu: poate era trans, cine stie?)
Doamna: inseamna ca trebuia sa ajunga...incercati sa reveniti luni, poate ajunge pana atunci...
Eu: doamna, imi expira maine dovada...
Doamna: ei lasati ca nu e importanta aia!
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Cum se scrie corect Geely sau Djili ?
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post 17 Nov 2022, 15:56
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Incearca, cand dai cu spatele, sa invarti rotile tot spre fata.
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 22 Nov 2022, 12:44)
...sa știi că am văzut sute femei, majoritatea pe pornhub
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