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luck33ro
post 6 Jan 2017, 15:31
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Dap. Am retinut. Am de vanzare niste Momiji si eu... 04.gif

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post 8 Jan 2017, 21:09
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- Ioane, nu mai bea atat ca ti se face rau.
- Fa nevasta, bunica a murit la 100 de ani si avea toti dintii in gura, la fel si mama
- Datorita bauturii?
- Nu, datorita faptului ca isi vedeau de treaba.


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post 13 Jan 2017, 20:47
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In lipsa unui topic dedicat CNADNR (adica tot cu glume da' proaste) il folosim p-asta:

Cica se va mai inaugura o autostrada:
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luck33ro
post 17 Jan 2017, 13:05
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post 24 Jan 2017, 11:36
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Am întrebat un pesedist ce vede în poza de mai jos. El mi-a răspuns senin: Blocuri!


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post 24 Jan 2017, 14:33
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Eu vad naziști tongue.gif


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post 24 Jan 2017, 15:48
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si soroisti, basisti, iohanisti deloc?


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post 24 Jan 2017, 16:30
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post 24 Jan 2017, 20:48
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Se vad si sereistii cum aprind bricheta la bambus.


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post 24 Jan 2017, 23:58
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Eu văd tefeliști.


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post 25 Jan 2017, 00:00
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Oricum nu-s 30 000 cum abera propaganda...azi am inteles ca au manifestat vreo 30-40 - probabil ni s-a mai platit participarea.


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post 25 Jan 2017, 09:41
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Dusmanii imi poarta pica, dar n-au valoarea mea...


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Bun fotoshopu la casa omului...


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luck33ro
post 25 Jan 2017, 10:29
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de unde ai intels ma trompi? de la RTV sau A3 ?


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post 25 Jan 2017, 12:10
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QUOTE(tony-s10 @ 25 Jan 2017, 00:00)
ni s-a mai platit participarea.
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post 25 Jan 2017, 12:43
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QUOTE(DragosP @ 25 Jan 2017, 00:58)
Eu văd tefeliști.
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gorilieni ceva... ?


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post 25 Jan 2017, 12:47
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Ce lighioana e aia? Nu, nu gorilieni, aia stiu ca-i elucubratia unei minti bolnave. Da ce chilu' Saftii inseamna "tefeliști"?


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post 25 Jan 2017, 13:07
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E scris in manualul tanarului pexedist habotnic. Sunt convins ca daca te uiti putin la Ghitza TV sau A3 afli imediat tongue.gif


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post 25 Jan 2017, 13:24
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OK, deci n-o sa aflu.


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post 25 Jan 2017, 13:28
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post 25 Jan 2017, 13:29
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cred ca o sa supravietuiesti si fara informatiile astea vitale smile.gif


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post 29 Jan 2017, 19:13
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post 29 Jan 2017, 21:55
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Asta nu e banc.


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post 30 Jan 2017, 09:48
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de ce mah, daca pune un zambet pe fetsele oamenilor?... icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 3 Feb 2017, 14:08
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Mama lui Iordache: " Nu va mai bagati toate alea in mine, e leit tac-su!"


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post 4 Feb 2017, 08:58
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Nevasta , ce avem azi de mâncare?
Nevasta: altă întrebare ....


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post 5 Feb 2017, 22:34
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S a inventat un robot care prinde hoți
În SUA robotul a prins 5 hoți in 10 minute
În Germania robotul a prins 7 hoți in 5 minute
În România robotul a fost furat în 3 minute


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post 5 Feb 2017, 22:50
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Si inventatorul bagat la parnaie! Atentat la siguranta statului....

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post 6 Feb 2017, 22:16
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La doctor:
– Soția dumneavoastră este însărcinată!
– Cum este însărcinată!? Doar am fost atent…
– Știți, este ca în trafic: dumneavoastră ați fost atent, dar alții nu!


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post 8 Feb 2017, 15:03
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Am invitat la prânzul de Crăciun niște prieteni vegani. Frate, mi-au ciugulit bradu'.


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post 8 Feb 2017, 20:54
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