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30 Aug 2005, 10:40
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Lexy |
30 Aug 2005, 11:15
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Just ME Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Bucuresti |
http://www.omfg.ro/img1125312675.htm
Nu stiu daca e neaparat de ras.....nu cititi ce au scris aia acolo ca's penale. Sper ca totusi e dintr-un film pentru adulti si nu o intamplare reala..... |
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30 Aug 2005, 11:24
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doc Group: Members Posts: 2.876 Joined: 16 December 03 From: Bucuresti |
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IRONICK |
30 Aug 2005, 11:27
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adso |
30 Aug 2005, 11:31
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 330 Joined: 19 January 04 |
QUOTE(Lexy @ 30 Aug 2005, 11:15) http://www.omfg.ro/img1125312675.htm Nu stiu daca e neaparat de ras.....nu cititi ce au scris aia acolo ca's penale. Sper ca totusi e dintr-un film pentru adulti si nu o intamplare reala..... e sigur film de adulti. chestia aia se vrea o sala de operatie. in nici un moment in sala de operatie va fi doar un singur doctor cu pacientul. in plus, aia cica ar fi anesteziata... hehe, se tine vena prinsa vena nonstop in cazuri din astea, pana la resuscitare. ori aia nu are nici un tub prin vene. |
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luxcor |
30 Aug 2005, 11:37
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Acaru' Păuna Group: Members Posts: 272 Joined: 18 February 03 From: Bucuresti - Dorobantzi |
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2,7 V6 AT 190 CP
GLS 4WD Premium - 2007
- B 07 LUS Batrân, bolnav și cu nervii la pamant ... ultimii 20 trecura mai repede ca primii 20 ... ardeti cât puteți ...
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skija |
30 Aug 2005, 12:14
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proud not to be american Group: Members Posts: 513 Joined: 5 January 05 From: Bucharest/Buzau |
aia-i moarta, ca are cearceaful pe ochi...
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Lexy |
30 Aug 2005, 14:24
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Just ME Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Bucuresti |
Asta e TARE DE TOT.....http://www.bodybouncer.com/
Bai ce le da prin cap..o sa ajunga lenea la cote maxime....!! Uitati-va si la groove gallery ca au studiat problema bine de tot This post has been edited by Lexy: 30 Aug 2005, 14:29 |
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30 Aug 2005, 15:33
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- Group: Members Posts: 21.976 Joined: 19 April 05 From: Romania |
Dans-la-Gendarmerie
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fiderzen |
30 Aug 2005, 18:08
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 1.063 Joined: 5 March 04 From: bucuresti-militari |
http://www.pee-mail.com/mail.php/768075
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30 Aug 2005, 18:11
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Membru Group: Members Posts: 136 Joined: 30 March 03 From: Bucuresti |
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1.6 16v 2007 [FONT=Arial][SIZE=7]Adevarul "pur si simplu" e rareori pur si niciodata simplu![SIZE=7]
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Dyda |
31 Aug 2005, 06:38
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 677 Joined: 30 April 04 |
Pe nevasta unui fermier o apucasera durerile facerii, asa ca doctoru'
>> satului inhama calul la cabrioleta si o porni in noapte... Dupa ce >> ajunse >> la destinatie, fermierul il conduse in dormitor, gonindu-i pe cei mici >> - >> care se holbau curiosi... Rutinat, doctoru' incepu sa-si faca datoria... >> >> Dupa un timp se auzi un oracait, iar doctoru' spuse: >> - Felicitari, ai o fetita! >> Nu apuca fermieru' sa raspunda, ca i se porunci: >> - Da felinarul mai aproape, mai e unul pe teava. Asaaa! Gata! Gemene! >> Bravo, ai fost tare! Dai de baut! >> Intunericul din incapere nu permitea sa se distinga nuanta spre care >> vira >> tenul fermierului? >> Nu trecura, insa, decat cateva secunde si receptiona din nou vocea >> medicului, incremenind: >> - Fa lumina mai mare. Am impresia ca vine si al treilea! >> Simtind ca mai are putin si lesina, taranul sopti: >> - Domnu' doctor, sa stingem naibii felinarul ala! Am impresia ca lumina >> ii atrage!... |
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31 Aug 2005, 07:48
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Membru cu privire de ansamblu Group: Members Posts: 5.840 Joined: 14 April 03 From: Corbu |
Elevii unei clase au fost fotografiati, iar diriginta lor incerca sa-i
convinga sa cumpere pozele: - Ganditi-va, copii, ce dragut va fi atunci cand veti fi mari si va veti uita la fotografii spunand "Uite-o pe Oana - acum e avocat" sau "Uite-l pe Mihai - acum e doctor"... Din clasa se aude o voce: - Uite-o pe diriga - acum e moarta! |
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- B 999 NAM Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
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Flores |
31 Aug 2005, 10:26
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ALIEN Group: Members Posts: 372 Joined: 24 March 05 From: behind enemy lines |
Iepuroaica, frumoasa padurii si dorita de toate animalele mascule din padure, se marita pana la urma cu lupul. Dupa un timp, iepuroaica naste trei purcelusi.
Lupul, suparat, o paraseste. Ursul, vechi admirator, se gandeste: "Bai, iepuroaica asta e cam curva, da' uite ce misto arata si oricum, poate lupul nu a satisfacut-o, de-aia a avut nevoie si de altcineva." Si se insoara cu iepuroaica. Dupa un timp, iepuroaica naste trei purcelusi. Ursul, suparat, o paraseste. Leul, regele, se gandeste: "Da' focoasa e iepuroaica asta, daca nici lupul si nici ursul n-au satisfacut-o. Ma face curios." Si se insoara cu iepuroaica. Dupa un timp, iepuroaica naste trei purcelusi. Morala: toti barbatii sunt porci. |
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Laureate 1.6 Mio C230
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31 Aug 2005, 14:20
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Membru cu privire de ansamblu Group: Members Posts: 5.840 Joined: 14 April 03 From: Corbu |
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit Amen |
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- B 999 NAM Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
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ZaiR |
31 Aug 2005, 23:08
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Against the System Group: Members Posts: 345 Joined: 7 January 04 From: Bucuresti |
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1 Sep 2005, 06:33
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membru drept superior Group: Members Posts: 38 Joined: 9 March 05 From: Bucuresti-Dristor |
who wants to move to amerikaaaa?
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Berlina
1997, 1.4 L
- B- -ICE CHOKE!!!
on my exhaust smoke ! :)) |
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1 Sep 2005, 08:50
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Membru cu privire de ansamblu Group: Members Posts: 5.840 Joined: 14 April 03 From: Corbu |
Doamne, zice Sf. Petru, anu' asta romanii n-or îndurat prea mult ? În primavara inundatii în Banat, apoi în Muntenia. N-a trecut mult timp si Moldova a fost sub ape, iar acum în Ardeal mor oameni.....
La care Dumnezeu îi raspunde: - Au vrut marinar, acu' le dau apa...... |
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De unica folosinta
2011
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1 Sep 2005, 09:41
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Ignorog Group: Members Posts: 93 Joined: 4 October 04 |
Umor dus cu capul:
" All the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton.Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein’s counting: 1,2,3..97,98,99,100. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says ”Newton’s out.” Newton denies and says Newton is not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says “I am standing in a square of area 1m squared … That makes me Newton per meter squared … since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I’m Pascal, therefore Pascal is OUT“ |
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luxcor |
1 Sep 2005, 10:09
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Acaru' Păuna Group: Members Posts: 272 Joined: 18 February 03 From: Bucuresti - Dorobantzi |
http://img1.tapuz.co.il/forums/33044620.htm
baieti tine-ti o tasta apasata ... Un tip stä la coadä la bilete la cinema. O blondä misto din mijlocul rindului ii face cu mäna. Gagiul mirändu-se cä una asa bunä il bagä in seamä se aproprie si o intreaba: - Ne cunoastem de undeva ? - Sunteti tatäl unuia dintre copiii mei! Gagiul sä cadä jos de surprindere, se gindeste putin, isi dä cu palma peste frunte si raspunde edificat: - Am fost doar o singurä datä infidel si anume chiar inaintea cununiei religioase, deci ar trebui sä fii "dama" fäcutä pt. mine cadou la petrecerea burlacilor, pe care am tras-o pe masa de biliard in väzul prietenilor, in timp ce unul dintre ei mä bätea cu frunze de pätrunjel ude pe fund... - Nu, nu ... eu sunt invätätoarea bäietelului Dv ... This post has been edited by luxcor: 1 Sep 2005, 10:13 |
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1 Sep 2005, 10:34
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Work smart not hard! Group: Members Posts: 4.794 Joined: 11 February 04 |
A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The
receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it." |
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1 Sep 2005, 10:52
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 3.230 Joined: 15 October 03 From: Bucuresti |
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he as astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self indulgent!" Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone." |
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Lexy |
1 Sep 2005, 13:56
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Just ME Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 9 December 04 From: Bucuresti |
Luni dimineata, vidanjeorul se prezinta la ora 8 la slujba, imbracat la costum, frumos, cu cravata.
Suna telefonul. O urgenta pe teren. S-a infuntat un canal. Vidanjeorul pleaca impreuna cu ajutorul sau Vasile, ce cara lada cu scule. Vidanjeorul se baga in canal, iese plin de rahat si zice lui Vasile: -Cheia de 16! Ia aer in piept, se baga din nou. Iese iara plin de rahat, abia rasufland: - Nu e buna, da-mi-o pe aia de 18! Iara ia aer in piept, iar intra in canal. Iese iar! - Nu e buna! Cheia de 20! Iese iar, abia mai rasuflind, cu rahatii curgand de pe el si ii zice ajutorului: -Vezi ba, Vasile, daca n-o sa inveti meserie, toata viata ai sa cari lada aia cu scule!!! This post has been edited by Lexy: 1 Sep 2005, 14:02 |
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1 Sep 2005, 17:38
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Membru dezmembrat Group: Members Posts: 592 Joined: 3 June 05 From: IASI, rumenia |
La indemnul moderatorilor, postez si aici scanurile din manualul bormasinii mele. Inainte sa mai spuneti de vreun forumist ca "nu stie vorbeste romaneste", cititi perlele astea (desigur, scuza e ca nu-s scrise de romani):
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1 Sep 2005, 19:26
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Membru Group: Members Posts: 100 Joined: 27 July 05 From: Bucuresti |
Doi tipi voiau sa mearga la baut, dar nu aveau decat un dolar. Unul din ei se uita catre o toneta cu hot-dog din apropiere si subit ii vine inspiratia. Cheltuie dolarul pe hot-dog. Arunca chifla si isi baga hot-dog-ul in pantaloni. - Mergem intr-un bar, comandam doua beri si le bem. Cand barmanul ne va cere banii, eu voi scoate hot-dog-ul pe slit. Tu vei cadea in genunchi si vei incepe sa-l sugi. Barmanul va fi asa scarbit, ca ne va da afara din bar. Intra ei intr-un bar si chestia merge ca prin farmec. Dupa al saptelea bar, cand amandoi erau beti bine, unul din ei incepe sa se planga: > - Am inceput sa fac vanatai de cate ori m-am aruncat in genunchi! > Prietenul ii raspunde: > - Asta nu-i nimic. Eu am pierdut hot-dog-ul acum patru baruri!
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fiderzen |
1 Sep 2005, 20:25
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 1.063 Joined: 5 March 04 From: bucuresti-militari |
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musicall |
1 Sep 2005, 22:12
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musicall Group: Members Posts: 547 Joined: 6 February 05 From: Braila |
am facut rost de alte poze....
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- delfinul.com Va salut dintr-o clinica de dezintoxicare pentru dependentii de webdesign!
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musicall |
1 Sep 2005, 22:17
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musicall Group: Members Posts: 547 Joined: 6 February 05 From: Braila |
si doua faze tari de tot... !
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2 Sep 2005, 08:15
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dilbert.com Group: Members Posts: 1.080 Joined: 10 June 04 From: Bucuresti |
Ar fi trebuit postata la 'stiri'?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40076 |
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Grand Scenic
2008
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luxcor |
2 Sep 2005, 08:34
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Acaru' Păuna Group: Members Posts: 272 Joined: 18 February 03 From: Bucuresti - Dorobantzi |
Inspectie la scoala.
Un tigan statea in penultima banca. Inspectorii se aseaza in spatele lui, in ultima banca. Profesoara pune intrebari, tiganul tot cu mana pe sus. In sfarsit il pune si pe el sa raspunda. - Ia raspunde si tu, Praleo! - Doamna, sa mor io, ce picioare si tatze misto haveti ! - Nesimtitule, cum iti permiti? Ai nota 2 si iesi afara, magarule! In timp ce se ridica din banca, se intoarce la inspectori: - Ba, astia cu inspectia, nu mai soptiti, manca-v-as, daca nu stiti! |
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