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raducu13
post 1 Mar 2008, 21:45
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Buna...azi am trait o experienta nedorita...poate nu era nevoie de topic nou, dar incerc.
Pt. cine cunoaste orasul Oradea: in Nufaru`, treceam strada dinspre McDonalds spre cealalta parte, era verde pentru pietoni si rosu la masinile care veneau dinspre Lotus Market. 35 de secunde la cronometrul de la semafor, trec linistit...ma trezesc cu un passat la 20 cm de mine, dinspre lotus market, de unde era rosu !!!...ma uit speriat la sofer sa ma dezmeticesc...el smuceste masina si se apropie si mai mult de mine...speriat ma grabesc...el lasa geamu` jos si incepe sa spuna ceva despre familia mea, despre neamul meu etc...cand m-am trezit sa ma uit la numar plecase in demaraj...

Acum...aici majoritatea sunteti soferi...este normal asa ceva??? huh.gif


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post 1 Mar 2008, 21:50
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Normalitatea în RO este foarte instabilă, din toate punctele de vedere...


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post 1 Mar 2008, 22:18
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Ce te-a oprit sa ii binecuvantezi familia ???


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post 1 Mar 2008, 22:25
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QUOTE(raducu13 @ 1 Mar 2008, 21:45)
Acum...aici majoritatea sunteti soferi...este normal asa ceva??? huh.gif

Sunt multi soferi in Romania, dar putini oameni.


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post 1 Mar 2008, 22:26
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Daca e vorba de passat e absolut normal. Zi mersi ca nu s-a dat jos din masina sa-ti dea si vreo doua palme sa te inveti minte... rolleyes.gif


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post 1 Mar 2008, 22:31
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radmasa.gif cred ca ii bagam pasatu'n cur .


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post 1 Mar 2008, 22:42
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QUOTE(l@u @ 1 Mar 2008, 22:18)
Ce te-a oprit sa ii binecuvantezi familia ???
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post 1 Mar 2008, 22:59
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...........cu tot cu sabie


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post 1 Mar 2008, 23:01
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Ma intreb daca era pe trecere un pieton mai spre 2 m, 120 kg si palma cat lopata tot asa curajoasa ar fi fost maimuta din passat? crazys4.gif


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post 1 Mar 2008, 23:46
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cam asta-s eu minus 20 cm si n-am pb. Lasa-l, nu fii nervos, uita-te la pro de la ora 5, poate, poate...


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post 2 Mar 2008, 00:05
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Tipul asta de "indivizi" nu au viata lunga, va garantez. Consoleaza-te cu gandul ca n-ai facut ceva ce ai fi regretat mai tarziu. Nu merita sa te agiti pentru astfel de specimene.

P.S. Nu cred ca conta ce masina avea... unsure.gif fleur.gif


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post 2 Mar 2008, 00:18
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post 2 Mar 2008, 02:55
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Eterna si fascinanta Romanie !!!
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post 2 Mar 2008, 09:49
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Bine ca n-o dat un X5 de el... rolleyes.gif


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post 2 Mar 2008, 10:02
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raducu, nu iti bate capul cu dobitoci...si eu locuiesc in Oradea, si conduc zilnic aprox. 100 km pana la munca si inapoi...vezi niste exemplare in trafic de te crucesti si te intrbi cine le-a dat astora buletin...
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post 2 Mar 2008, 10:28
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Lasal in doamne iarta-ma...nui inghit pastia care sufera, are passat domne si ce ? e o masina oarecare rolleyes.gif .


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post 2 Mar 2008, 11:00
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Astia sunt din categoria alora care au masini ,,tari"dar pun combustibil de 20 de lei ca sa mai dea o tura prin oras in viteza 1 si cu maneaua la maxim.....................







ai un pasat...stiu.....2003....stiu.... radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif

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post 2 Mar 2008, 11:02
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era profesionist ma ...

daca stiti bancu smile.gif)))


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post 2 Mar 2008, 11:04
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baga.....


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post 2 Mar 2008, 11:25
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Concluzia este: mananca mai mult, fa mai mult sport, uita-te stanga dreapta sus jos chiar si cand treci pe verde, si nu mai deschide topicuri noi cand nu este nevoie wink.gif


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post 2 Mar 2008, 11:38
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Bancul, pentru cine nu il stie:
Se urca un nene intr-un taxi. La primul semafor rosu.. soferul nu are nici un stres sa opreasca si trece intersectia fara probleme:
-D-le nu vezi ca ai trecut pe rosu, vrei sa ma omori?
-Nu va faceti griji, sunt sofer profesionist.
La al doilea semafor se repeta aceeasi faza.
-D-le nu vezi ca ai trecut pe rosu, vrei sa ma omori?
-Nu va faceti griji, sunt sofer profesionist.
La al treilea semafor, desi avea culoarea verde, soferul pune o frana brusca si opreste.
-De ce ai oprit d-le, daca aveai verde?
-Pai daca vine un profesionist, eu ce fac?


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post 2 Mar 2008, 12:10
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...nu conteaza daca e sofer de passat, audi, dacia 1300, trabant, humvee...ce vina are masina daca o conduce o petarda de soferi, vai mama lui.

...ne intalnim zi de zi cu ei, dar cu precadere in we. dry.gif

...cine ramane tongue.gif si circula in Bucuresti (si nu numai) in zilele de we, stie despre ce vorbesc wink.gif


...ptr. ziua de ieri, am (doar) 2 exemple de soferi varzari:

primul, un clio, rula pe DN1, in zona Otopeni cu ambele oglinzi laterale pliate, pe banda 2, cu 40-50km/h...au incercat co-participantii sa-i atraga atentia, da' omu' n-avea nici o treaba, probabil ca nu-i placeau flash-urile. radmasa.gif

al 2-lea, un MCV logan cu lamuile-n geam, la intersectia Calea Mosilor (veche) cu str. Armand Calinescu (cea cu 2 benzi de sens unic si liniile de tramvai dezafectate) venind dinspre intersectia cu B-dul Carol, a intrat ca berila pe contrasens (desi sunt 2 semne cat plosca de accesul interzis, pe ambele parti ale strazii) si a facut poc cu prima masina pe care a intalnit-o radmasa.gif ....cat de prost sa fii! laugh.gif

...imi pare rau ca n-am avut camera la mine, faza 2 cu loganu' era de dat pe "iutub" radmasa.gif

Lasand gluma la o parte, mai grav e ca specimenele astea circula printre noi! post-336-1110552449.gif

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post 2 Mar 2008, 13:56
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Raducule, eu din cate am inteles in alte topicuri si postari ale tale tu nu ai decat 13 ani........imi place ca povestesti prin ochii soferului biggrin.gif

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post 2 Mar 2008, 20:32
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post 2 Mar 2008, 20:46
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Si cum ziceai Raducule, te-ai uitat in geam si ......... venea passatul catre tine.

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post 2 Mar 2008, 20:55
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asta e raducu domne'? cu masina lui bengoasa si cu telefonul pe manele in buzunar nu? pardon in mana ca buzunarele is gaurite. radmasa.gif ps: ma refer la poza anterioara biggrin.gif

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Bre, nu-l mai luati asa in deradere ca poate se supara si ma trezesc cu masina vandalizata in parcare radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 2 Mar 2008, 21:22
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bogdan_90...da, m-ai prins, aia e masina mea. . .n-am avut bani de passat, asa ca am vandut trotineta si mi-am luat masina...si pentru informatia ta personala, nu ascult manele, asa, poate te intereseaza. . .se poate inchide . . . multumesc anticipat smile.gif

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