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post 11 Jun 2008, 02:01
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Pur și simpu. Cum vedeți Bucureștiul. Ce ar trebui să se facă în București. Ce măsuri ar trebui luate?


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post 11 Jun 2008, 02:55
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1. As interzice OTV-ul in Capitala.
2. As obliga femeile frumoase sa umble dezbracate.
3. As face un pod din fata blocului pana-n Vama Veche.
4. As pune restrictii pe pod, sa circul numai eu. biggrin.gif Hai, treaca de la mine. Daca sunteti baieti buni, va dau acces. tongue.gif
5. As invita la restaurant politistele care ma opresc in trafic apoi se duc si-si intreaba colegii de ce m-au oprit.
6. As pune animatoare, din metru in metru, pe podul spre Vama.
7. As face aeroport pe bloc.
8. As decreta Loganul "masina oficiala a Capitalei". Cine merge cu alta masina, incalca legea!
9. Mi-as da demisia si l-as numi pe Tolea primar. Sa vad cine mai fura sub imperiul fricii? radmasa.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 08:20
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Eu as incepe cu interdictia de a se mai construi si apoi cu demolatul celor construite aiurea....


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post 11 Jun 2008, 08:31
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Eu as instaura viza de Bucuresti.
Care nu s-a nascut in Bucuresti, drept de sedere maxim o saptamana wink.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 10:02
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Eu as instaura viza de Bucuresti.
Care nu s-a nascut in Bucuresti, drept de sedere maxim o saptamana wink.gif
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Ai un vot de la mine daca candidezi, ai mei nu s-au nascut in Bucuresti in schimb eu da asa ca au dreptul sa ma viziteze o saptamana laugh.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 10:07
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QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 11 Jun 2008, 09:31)
Eu as instaura viza de Bucuresti.
Care nu s-a nascut in Bucuresti, drept de sedere maxim o saptamana wink.gif
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uite de asta nu o sa fi niciodata primar 04.gif

din 2 milioane(si ceva) o sa ramaneti nici jumate biggrin.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 10:10
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Eu as vrea sa fiu presedinte.
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post 11 Jun 2008, 10:18
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QUOTE(mauru007 @ 11 Jun 2008, 10:10)
Eu as vrea sa fiu presedinte

Si "ai lasa Romania amanet fara cuvinte"


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post 11 Jun 2008, 10:54
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QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 11 Jun 2008, 08:31)
Eu as instaura viza de Bucuresti.
Care nu s-a nascut in Bucuresti, drept de sedere maxim o saptamana wink.gif
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Te-as iubi intens!! Te-as vota tot la fel radmasa.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 10:58
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si-au trait fericiti in PRM pana la adanci batraneti.


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post 11 Jun 2008, 11:07
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post 11 Jun 2008, 11:11
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si-au trait fericiti in PRM pana la adanci batraneti.
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post 11 Jun 2008, 11:46
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Ce as face...parcari moderne la periferia orasului, o retea bine pusa la punct pentru transportul de persoane, as interzice traficul auto in oras, centre de unde sa inchiriezi biciclete, demolarea constructiilor construite fara autorizatie indiferent de gradul de finalizare a acestora, amenajarea parcurilor. Ceva mai radical: toti locuitorii/vizitatorii amprentati si fotografiati, camere de supraveghere pe strazi.


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post 11 Jun 2008, 11:57
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QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 11 Jun 2008, 09:31)
Eu as instaura viza de Bucuresti.
Care nu s-a nascut in Bucuresti, drept de sedere maxim o saptamana wink.gif
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Eu as face invers, cred ca s-ar mai civiliza bucurestiul tongue.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 11:59
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Niste cipuri in ... ca sa stie dom' primar cand mi se ...?


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:28
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 11 Jun 2008, 11:57)
Eu as face invers, cred ca s-ar mai civiliza bucurestiul tongue.gif
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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:33
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Daca as fi primar as bea, as manca si as umbla cu femei.


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:35
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Sa intelegem ca pana atunci ai sa suferi de sete, de foame si de bataturi in palme?


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:35
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Doar ai umbla?


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:38
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 11 Jun 2008, 12:57)
Eu as face invers, cred ca s-ar mai civiliza bucurestiul tongue.gif
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Buey, adicatelea vrei sa spui ca bucurestenii astia nativi nu e civilizati? Sau te referi la astia care au sangele partial albastru? Adica parintii lor sunt din Vascautii din Deal.


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:40
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Pai mi-as face un birou oval....


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:43
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Da' musai sa aiba o Monica sub el.


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:49
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Nu cred ca Monica ar veni aici.
Tot de Murgeanu o sa aiba parte.


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post 11 Jun 2008, 12:57
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Dac-as fi ales primar al Bucurestiului.... mi-as da demisia a doua zi la prima ora! tongue.gif

a) orasul e in metastaza, e hopeless. Cu toti banii si toate bunele intentii din lume va lua decenii sa-l faci sa functioneze ca un oras european.
'b) am citit o analiza f. pertinenta a organizarii din Bucuresti, recent in presa. Concluzia era ca structura conducerii e de asa natura incat toti sa se impiedice pe toti (primar general, primari de sectoare, consilii, comisii, etc). Cam cum se intampla in vestitele intersectii din Buc, unde toti soferii se inghesuie in interior si se blocheaza in cerc unul pe altul pana nimeni nu mai poate misca nimic. Si atunci, si in conducerea orasului, ca si pe strazi, toata lumea incepe sa claxoneze!

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post 11 Jun 2008, 13:01
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Ceva stii tu dar nu destul. Foarte multe prerogative ale primariei generale au fost date primarilor de sector prin ordonante de urgenta. Cu toate astea, functia de primar general ramane destul de atractiva numai daca te gandesti la cate case si terenuri sunt de restituit wink.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 13:05
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QUOTE(Sony @ 11 Jun 2008, 13:38)
Buey, adicatelea vrei sa spui ca bucurestenii astia nativi nu e civilizati? Sau te referi la astia care au sangele partial albastru? Adica parintii lor sunt din Vascautii din Deal.
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Persoanele de fata se exclude tongue.gif , toate mai putin una biggrin.gif radmasa.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 14:00
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Care, bre, ca ma facusi curios? blink.gif Sa nu zici ca ala cu tapiteriile. unsure.gif


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Ce fac toti primarii, as dormi si as fura radmasa.gif


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Daca ai avea in jurul tau actualii consilieri, cred ca dupa prima repriza de somn ai ramane lefter wink.gif


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post 11 Jun 2008, 14:08
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Bre, matale esti consilier? 243.gif Ca prea le stii.


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