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V a L y O
post 27 Aug 2008, 07:21
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Salutare. Pe bloc si-au facut cuib niste porumbei si ai mei s-au gandit ca e un lucru bun sa-i hraneasca. Cu un sac de grau. blink.gif Toate bune si frumoase pana ieri cand l-am vazut. Nu sacul. Intrusul. Mic, gri si cu ochii verzi. In plan nu era, nu e si nici nu o sa fie sa cresc si rozatoare. Cum pisica nu mai am, cum pot scapa de el? Capcane, otrava, alta pisica? unsure.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 07:25
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2 pisici. Una de backup in caz ca pica o pisica de pe bloc. Si NU toate pica in picioare, precum zic basmele urbane.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 07:27
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post 27 Aug 2008, 07:39
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Ma gandesc la Capcane pentru captare vie. O solutie propusa de un coleg e varianta cu nuca si castronul.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 07:45
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Da' de ce-i vrei vii? Nu-ti ajung pet-urile inaripate, acu vrei si patrupede? nedumerire.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 08:15
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se face asa:
pui o scandurica in care infigi o lama de ras si pui o nuca intr-un colt si o maslina in alt colt. Sobolanu vine, pune gatu pe lama si se intreaba dand din cap: sa manainc nuca? sau maslina? sau nuca? .. si-si taie gatu.

Acuma daca zici ca nu strici maslinele pe sobolani si nuci nu ai.. atunci exista si varianta entry level:
pui o scandurica in care infigi o lama de ras. Sobolanu vine, pune gatu pe lama si se intreaba dand din cap: unde-i nuca? unde-i maslina? unde-i nuca? ... si-si taie gatul

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post 27 Aug 2008, 08:36
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eu zic sa-i lasi in pace poate mai mananca din porumbeii cacaciosi pe masini.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 08:53
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arunci sau duci in alta parte sacul de grau

ptr hranirea porumbeilor aduci numai necesarul curent .... ptr 1-2 zile

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post 27 Aug 2008, 09:26
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Sacul nu a stat decat cateva ore in casa. Suficient cat sa iasa animalul.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 09:43
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Iei sacu. Sobolanu ramane infomentat. Sobolanu cauta alternative. Sobolanu gaseste alternativa pentru pranz niste porumbei. Dupa aia plasezi strategic o pisica. Pisica se hraneste cu sobolanu. Pisica coboara de pe acoperis si cauta afectiune. Parintii tai raman cu pisica si ii ofera afectiune asa vrea 3-4.5 secunde cat are nevoie pisica si astfel le trec ideile crete de a hrani porumbei fiind ocupati cu pisica. Problem solved. Topic closed.

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post 27 Aug 2008, 09:52
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QUOTE(V a L y O @ 27 Aug 2008, 10:26)
Sacul nu a stat decat cateva ore in casa. Suficient cat sa iasa animalul.
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pai lamureste-ne. tu vrei sa scapi de soarecele de pe bloc, sau de soarecii din casa?


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post 27 Aug 2008, 09:52
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he he he ..... ce mai bagati intermediar in pba ..... sa faca rost de pisica .,.... si rezolva ea cu prumbeii


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post 27 Aug 2008, 09:57
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Porumbeii sunt pe bloc. Sacul e acum intr-o camera gen uscatorie la ultimul etaj. Soarecele e in casa...mai exact la mine in camera.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 10:02
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post 27 Aug 2008, 10:06
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QUOTE(V a L y O @ 27 Aug 2008, 10:57)
Soarecele e in casa...mai exact la mine in camera.
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Inchide usa sa nu aiba pe unde sa iasa. Daca e numai unul nu se poate inmultii si poate moare de abstinenta sexuala... biggrin.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 10:10
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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Aug 2008, 08:27)
Pisica redundanta rulez!
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post 27 Aug 2008, 10:10
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Normal ca am inchis usa. E mai usor sa-l alerg intr-o singura camera decat prin toata casa. Cand termin cu serviciul ma duc sa caut nuci. Castoane am. Daca-l prind il pun la Bursa


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post 27 Aug 2008, 10:10
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nuca si castronul (borcanul?). sau ia o cursa de soareci, vazusem prin praktiker. cica functioneaza cu ciocolata.. vezi ca daca e prea mic, o sa iasa printre ochiurile plasei cursei de-o propui tu.

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post 27 Aug 2008, 11:35
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...asa ca mai intai hraneste-l bine sa se ingrase, sa nu mai iasa prin ochiurile alea... biggrin.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 11:38
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QUOTE(OAP @ 27 Aug 2008, 12:35)
...asa ca mai intai hraneste-l bine sa se ingrase, sa nu mai iasa prin ochiurile alea... biggrin.gif
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Si poate se si imprietenesc si apoi o sa posteze topic-uri de genul "Sobolanul - cel mai bun prieten al omului" sau "Sobolanul - reguli de intretinere si crestere"! radmasa.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 12:27
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E vorba de soarece, nu de sobolan.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 12:30
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Bine! Inlocuieste cuvantul "sobolan" cu "soarece" in postarea mea anterioara! radmasa.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 12:31
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QUOTE(V a L y O @ 27 Aug 2008, 10:10)
Normal ca am inchis usa. E mai usor sa-l alerg intr-o singura camera decat prin toata casa. Cand termin cu serviciul ma duc sa caut nuci. Castoane am. Daca-l prind il pun la Bursa
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cat mai ai de stat la servici? si din ce material si ce grisime are usa?

fac pariu ca daca taman azi bagi ore suplimentare va trebui sa cauti soarecu' prin toata casa radmasa.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 12:32
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Poate o fi trecut deja la vecini.


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post 27 Aug 2008, 12:39
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biggrin.gif cand va vad cu soareci si sobolanii astia, anuntati-ma pe PM cand ajungeti la carabusi. radmasa.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 16:21
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Am scapat de el. 243.gif

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Cum am intrat in casa m-am dus tinta in camera. Noroc ca eram inca incaltat. Deschid usa usor si il vad cum da sa fuga afara. Nu a apucat. tongue.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 16:27
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post 27 Aug 2008, 16:32
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QUOTE(V a L y O @ 27 Aug 2008, 17:21)

Cum am intrat in casa m-am dus tinta in camera. Noroc ca eram inca incaltat. Deschid usa usor si il vad cum da sa fuga afara. Nu a apucat.  tongue.gif
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post 27 Aug 2008, 16:38
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L-am lovit cu piciorul. Prima data nu am dat prea tare ca am fost destul de surprins. Dar l-am lovit suficient cat sa-l ametesc. A doua a fost fatala. In plin, cu varful de la adidas. Daca nu era biroul mai zbura ceva. tongue.gif


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post 27 Aug 2008, 16:46
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