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post 7 Feb 2009, 09:27
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post 7 Feb 2009, 16:20
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5:30 : trezirea 1 + amanatul
5:40 : trezirea 2 + amanatul
5:45 : trezirea finala
5:50 - 6:25 BAIE ( tron + dus + spalat pe dinti )
6:30 inmbracarea
6:35 : pupand nevasta ( ea e norocoasa, pleaca pe la 8:30 )
6:40 : savurand in masina, o cafea in pahar de plastic la 1 leu + 1 buc winston silver + ascultat stirile la radio
6:45 : scanand parcarea cu atentie sporita, cautand o iesire cat mai civilizata, fara oglinz rupte sau aripi indoite
7:15 : ajung la servici ( iara am venit mai devreme )

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post 8 Feb 2009, 06:35
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post 8 Feb 2009, 16:57
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spunea argon ca uni fac ceva de neconceput merg la serviciu , eu zic ca eu fac ceva si mai de neconceput vin de la serviciu , asta doar 2 zile pe saptamana atunci cand sunt de noapte cool.gif . in rest doar in 2 zile ma trezesc la 5:50 pana la 6:10 wc spalat si apoi imbracat aranjat putin si plecat la munca, cafeaua o beau de obicei acolo , asta daca nu sunt automatele oprite sau fara cafea. in celelate 2 zile ma trezesc pe la 10:00 (schimbul 2 , imi permit sa ma trezesc mai tarziu) si mai sunt 2 libere in care nu prea am timp sa dorm tongue.gif


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post 8 Feb 2009, 22:38
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QUOTE(daniM @ 7 Feb 2009, 00:19)
Fericitilor!!Eu am vreo trei dimineti-pe la 2.00 pe la 5.00 si pe la 8.00,ca am copil mic.La ora actuala poa' sa se schimbe si polii aia magnetici,ca mi se rupe!
Apropo,ce am facut odata:imi aduc aminte ca imi luasem un telefon nou,si venind cu el acasa,foarte incantat ,m-am bagat direct la jocuri si la butonat,dar,oaia,uit sa setez ora si data.Buun!Seara pun alarma  sa sune la 7.30 si ma culc.
  Bineinteles ca telefonul isi face treaba si suna la ora la care l-am setat.Ma scol,ma imbrac si plec la lucru.
Bai,pe drum numai eu si dracu.Ce p.i.zda ma-sii?La un moment dat ma ajunge din spate patrula de politie.
-Buna dimineata,agent....,imi prezentati va rog actul de identitate!
-Da,cum sa nu...
  Se uita ala,ma studiaza:
-Unde mergeti la ora asta?
-La lucru,unde sa merg?
-Unde lucrati?Sunteti paznic?(Ba .asta e nebun ,ce ma tot f.ute la cap?)
-Nu ,tehnician dentar
-Pai si la ora asta incepeti lucrul?
-Ce ora?E opt fara zece!
-E doua dimineata,domnu'
-Haaa?
A pufnit garcea cand i-am spus faza,m-am dus acasa si m-am culcat.Na!
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ceva de genu am patit si eu:dupa o oboseala crunta si dupa o ploaie(asta se intampla pe la 12 ziua) ma duc acasa si ma bag la somn;ma scol chiaun,aprind televizorul;sting televozorul,zic gata:trebiue sa ma duc la scoala;
ma spal,ma imbrac,imi iau mapa si plec;ma duc in spatele liceului:nimeni la fumat!!!
(in gandu meu:bau sa dea dracu....);aprind o tigare....eu tot singur...dau sa intru in liceu...poarta inchisa....ma intreaba paznicu:ce faci Baranga???....eu zic:la scoala!
el: la ora asta???si rade....
ceasu era in jur de 7 seara si eu hai-hui radmasa.gif


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post 8 Feb 2009, 22:58
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post 9 Feb 2009, 00:16
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post 9 Feb 2009, 01:06
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domit,trezit,pipi,traba mare,mancat,nani iar,trezit etc ,ciclu se repeta biggrin.gif


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post 9 Feb 2009, 06:53
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Urasc examenele de la ore matinale, in loc sa dorm ca porcu' la ora asta sunt treaz si umblu prin casa... sad.gif


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post 9 Feb 2009, 07:01
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Auzi, examene... N-as mai putea. radmasa.gif


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post 9 Feb 2009, 07:35
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dry.gif Nu e amuzant... sad.gif
Las' ca scriu repede ce am de scris si la 9 sunt acasa in pat, ca la servici ma duc d-abia la 3. rolleyes.gif


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post 9 Feb 2009, 15:14
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QUOTE(coco$u @ 8 Feb 2009, 23:58)
ora 07.00: trezirea
ora 07.05: piipii
ora 07.10: caacaa
ora 07.20: dat jos din pat
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post-336-1110552475.gif pai tu inca nu ai trecut de pampers ? ca vad ca faci pipi si caca , iar dupa aceea te dai jos din pat. biggrin.gif
QUOTE(C@talin @ 9 Feb 2009, 02:06)
domit,trezit,pipi,traba mare,mancat,nani iar,trezit etc ,ciclu se repeta biggrin.gif
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ciclu ? ohmy.gif vaaai , c@talina draga ! pai pe un alt topic vroiai sa te combini cu mutley ( care , cica , dupa ultimele informatii , ar fi fata ) ! lesbiana mica ce esti tu icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 9 Feb 2009, 15:20
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post 9 Feb 2009, 15:27
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post 9 Feb 2009, 15:48
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stf=sa-ti traiasca familia radmasa.gif

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post 9 Feb 2009, 19:36
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QUOTE(dariusz @ 9 Feb 2009, 15:14)
pai pe un alt topic vroiai sa te combini cu mutley  ( care , cica , dupa ultimele informatii , ar fi fata ) ! lesbiana mica ce esti tu icon_mrgreen.gif
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post 9 Feb 2009, 19:45
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Eu iti mai eram dator cu un link happy.gif daca mai e nevoie da-mi un PM.

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post 9 Feb 2009, 19:54
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post 9 Feb 2009, 20:02
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Linkul a fost trimis !
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post 9 Feb 2009, 23:55
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Confirm si eu ca am vazut-o pe Muttley cand locuia prin Pitesti, e o blonda focoasa, perechea perfecta pentru C@talin[a]. radmasa.gif


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post 9 Feb 2009, 23:59
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post 10 Feb 2009, 00:00
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post 10 Feb 2009, 00:01
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post 10 Feb 2009, 00:04
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N-avea ala Mertzan cu dotari corespunzatoare.  laugh.gif
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eh , acu e mare patron de firma, is vremuri de criza, o trecut de un an pe un chevrolet captiva radmasa.gif omul o fost inaintea vremurilor, o intuit de acu un an si ceva ca e criza, asa ca o inceput sa minta, asa .. pentru vremuri de criza icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 10 Feb 2009, 00:07
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Nu. E mai rau, e DaciaClub. Recunosc, n-am avut onoarea sa te cunosc domnisoara Muttley, dar sper ca-ti aduci aminte si de mine dupa ce pui carburatoarele alea cand mai ai drum p-aici sa ma dai si pe mine cu masina aia "tunarita" a ta. tongue.gif
Care patron? Cred ca taica-sau era patronu'... wink.gif

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post 10 Feb 2009, 00:25
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Gizas phuck!
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post 10 Feb 2009, 02:18
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e inca devreme wink.gif vb pe la 5 dimineatza tongue.gif ca atunci vine mos ene la mine sad.gif

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ce mai doarme lumea sad.gif ,o viatza aveti si o dormiti toata noaptea icon_mrgreen.gif

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post 10 Feb 2009, 07:22
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