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post 6 Mar 2009, 14:04
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imi fac ceva de facut

ce faci daca nu gasesti nimic de facut??


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post 6 Mar 2009, 14:08
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Gasesti o bere si-ti faci de cap cu ea biggrin.gif

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post 6 Mar 2009, 14:32
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Nu fac nimic. Strang din dinti si intrebi calatorii "Care te-ai handit pe aici ma?"

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post 6 Mar 2009, 14:36
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Cobor la prima statie.

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post 6 Mar 2009, 15:16
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apas pe alarma

dar daca se prinde unu din calatori si incepe sa te acuze?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 15:19
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il scuip si fug laugh.gif

ce-ai face daca te-ai intalnii cu dracu'? blink.gif


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post 6 Mar 2009, 15:21
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m-as ruga la Dumnezeu

dar daca esti ateu ce faci?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 15:53
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Ai mai mult timp liber. biggrin.gif
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post 6 Mar 2009, 15:55
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Ce ai frate, seman cu Diaconescu?

Cum imparti 2 paie la 3 magari?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 16:18
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le pui in mijlocu lor si ii lasi sa se bata pe ele 243.gif

ce faci daca in timpul actului nu iti vine? blink.gif


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post 6 Mar 2009, 16:20
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Nu iti vine ce? sa termini?
Pai simplu, o sa ai sub/deasupra ta o femeie super happy. biggrin.gif

Ce faci daca mergi pe bicicleta si accidentezi mortal un sofer de basculanta biggrin.gif ?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 17:26
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in caz ca da, te faci sofer de basculanta radmasa.gif

ce faci daca in urma unui razboi nuclear vine iarna nucleara? ohmy.gif


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post 6 Mar 2009, 17:29
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imi fac un buncar anti atomic,il aprovizionez cu bere si gagici si astept smile.gif

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post 6 Mar 2009, 17:36
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Ii mai pun un "i" la sfarsit, pt ca asa am invatat eu la scoala.
Ce faci daca te prinde ma-ta, tac-tu, nevasta-ta... onanizandu-te?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 18:39
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am vazut chestia asta la o emisiune educativa despre sex. cica daca se intampla sa te prinda, parintii, alti membrii ai familiei (exceptand nevasta, ca la ea revenim dupa), trebuie sa le spui ca e vorba de intimitatea ta, si ai voie sa faci ce vrei cu ea. bun raspuns blink.gif
daca te prinde nevasta, e mai simplu, ca o implici si pe ea intr-un fel sau altul (depinde ce dorinte ai pe moment) in acest act. partea asta e de la mine, ca la emisiunea respectiva nu specifica cine te prinde.

ce faci daca nevasta-ta te refuza??

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post 6 Mar 2009, 19:30
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Pai deja faci ceva, pentru ca probabil te-a refuzat anterior. Nu?

Ce faci daca afli ca ai fost infiat ?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 19:40
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se poate presupune ca aveai chef prea mare si nevasta nu era acasa. dar merge si raspunsul asta.

daca aflu ca am fost infiat, caut sa aflu cine sunt cu adevarat.

ce faci daca afli ca esti de fapt copilul lui bill gates??


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post 6 Mar 2009, 19:48
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huh.gif Al dreaq f*t*c si Bill asta...
Nu-l recunosc drept parinte!!

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post 6 Mar 2009, 19:55
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o trec ca girant
ce faci cand nu ai ce face?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 20:27
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Stau pe Daciaclub. sleep.gif

Ce faci daca nepoata lu' Iuda se da la tine?

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post 6 Mar 2009, 20:30
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post 6 Mar 2009, 20:31
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post 6 Mar 2009, 22:36
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QUOTE(za_kristake @ 6 Mar 2009, 19:55)
o trec ca girant
ce faci cand nu ai ce face?
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a mai fost intrebarea.

QUOTE(Tiberiu-Andrei @ 6 Mar 2009, 20:27)
Stau pe Daciaclub. sleep.gif

Ce faci daca nepoata lu' Iuda se da la tine?
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am eu o cunostinta care spune: sa nu "ierti" nimic, in afara de pisica, fiindca aia zgarie tongue.gif , deci raspunsul la intrebare este: n-o iert

ce faci daca nepoata lui iuda, este de fapt nepot, sau seminepot??


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post 7 Mar 2009, 10:39
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Nu-l bag in seama...imi vad de drum!

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post 7 Mar 2009, 12:01
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Desfac o bere sa treaca.

CE faci daca berea nare efect?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 12:11
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Atac borcanul de muraturi!

Ce faci cand ramai in pana "prostului" in pustietate?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 13:58
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Ma duc la scoala ca sa nu mai fiu "prost
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post 7 Mar 2009, 14:05
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Pun il loc ciorapii lu' nevasta-mea.

Ce faci cand iarna fiind, se troieneste soseaua si nu mai poti inainta, nici intoarce?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 14:16
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Aprind o tigara si sun un prieten.

Ce faci cand uiti unde ai parcat masina?

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post 7 Mar 2009, 15:06
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apas tasta finder din telecomanda.
ce faci cand te opreste unu pe strada si te intreaba daca ai 10 lei sa-i dai?


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