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Victoras2001
post 17 Mar 2009, 02:52
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Bine, atunci te lasi de baut mastica facuta-n cada.


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post 18 Mar 2009, 13:21
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Sa revenim...


Ce faci daca intr-o zi vii catre casa ,obosit de la munca,ingandurat,si nimeresti la usa vecinului de deasupra?


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post 18 Mar 2009, 13:36
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presupunand ca vecina merita, nimeresc peste ea tongue.gif

ce faci daca vecina are un ditamai rottweiler-ul, care nu prea te place??


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post 18 Mar 2009, 13:44
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Ii arunc rottweiler-ului sandwitchul pe care nu l-am mancat la pranz.

Ce faci daca vecina vrea dar doar protejat, si tu nu ai caciulita?


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post 18 Mar 2009, 14:52
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Iti aduci aminte ca ai lasat unu data trecuta si-l folosesti pe ala!

Ce faci daca nu ti se scoala?


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post 18 Mar 2009, 15:09
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fugi la piata dupa o telina, sau la farmacie dupa pilule albastre

ce faci daca nici astea nu dau randament??


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post 18 Mar 2009, 15:15
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Iti amintesti de rottweiler si ca trebuie sa te grabesti.

Cum faci sa te grabesti dar sa fie si ea fericita?


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SebyAvrig
post 18 Mar 2009, 18:46
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Am dejte!

Ce faci daca nu ti-ai taiat unghile?


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post 18 Mar 2009, 19:55
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Folosesc limba!

Ce faci daca simti cainele in spate?


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post 18 Mar 2009, 20:58
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Ma grabesc si mai tare.

Intrtebare de baraj
Ce faci daca in timp ce tu te grabesti acolo,nevasta scoate printre "A", "O","yes" si numele altui barbat?????????


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post 18 Mar 2009, 21:01
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poi nu era vorba de nevasta in situatia asta, ci de vecina, deci ar putea sa-l strige pe sotul ei, sau chiar alt vecin, sau chiar pe caine biggrin.gif

ce faci daca in timp ce "prestezi servicii" te trece nr2, ca nr1 nu prea are cum??

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post 18 Mar 2009, 21:05
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o pui sa ti maseze prostata

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post 18 Mar 2009, 21:16
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o pui sa iti maseze cu limba tongue.gif

ce faci daca vecina e TRAVESTIT??????

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post 18 Mar 2009, 21:25
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o pui sa ti-o maseze cu p..a

ce faci daca o are prea mica?

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post 18 Mar 2009, 22:34
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Nu ma intereseaza cat de mare sau mica e,daca e travestit,ii tarag una in mufa sa ii vina mintea la cap,ma grabesc sa ies pe usa,cobor si totusi nimeresc usa apartamentului meu.

Ce faci atunci cand dai sa intrii in apartament iti dai seama ca ti-ai uitat cheile la servici?


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post 19 Mar 2009, 08:35
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Suni sa-ti deschida nevasta.

Ce faci daca nevasta nu-i acasa?


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post 19 Mar 2009, 10:24
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Suni la amanta, sa-ti deschida ea.

Ce faci daca nici amanta nu-i acasa?


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post 19 Mar 2009, 13:09
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Suni la sora amantei.

Ce faci daca iti raspunde sora?


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post 19 Mar 2009, 14:32
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Ii "tragi" una-doua de nervi ca ti-ai uitat cheile la birou!

Ce faci daca intre timp vine sora-sa?


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post 19 Mar 2009, 14:43
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daca vine sora-sa faci threesome biggrin.gif

ce faci daca maine nu mai ai internet??


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post 19 Mar 2009, 18:07
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Iau prin wireless de la vecinu`!

Ce faci daca maine se inchide forumul DaciaClub?


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post 19 Mar 2009, 18:09
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post 19 Mar 2009, 18:11
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raspunsul l-ai dat, dar intrebarea??


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post 19 Mar 2009, 18:13
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post 19 Mar 2009, 21:39
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post 19 Mar 2009, 22:47
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nup, chiar deloc asa ca back in game:

ce faci daca maine te pune boc consilier personal??


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post 20 Mar 2009, 00:29
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imi dau demisia direct!

Ce faci daca se ia curentul cand esti la dush cu zoale pe tine?


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post 20 Mar 2009, 08:24
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Aprind o lumanare in cinstea celui care a oprit curentul!

Ce faci daca s-au oprit si apa calda si apa rece si esti plin de zoaie?


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post 20 Mar 2009, 11:11
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Ma sterg cu prosopul rosu.

Ce faci daca nu-i rosu ci galben?


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post 20 Mar 2009, 14:32
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cred ca ma ingalbenesc...

Ce faci daca ai 140 la ora si calci un animal mic?


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