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ag02cws
post 20 Mar 2009, 14:40
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Tin bine de volan.

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post 20 Mar 2009, 14:45
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Daca-i cainele vecinei dau marsalier.

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post 20 Mar 2009, 22:24
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Trag vreo doua injuraturi! Bag a-ntaia si imi continui drumu...cainele vecinei se pare ca o sa traiasca.

Ce faci daca pana te chinui tu acolo la marsarrier vine cainele,sare pe geam si te musca de ureche?


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ag02cws
post 21 Mar 2009, 14:15
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Il castrez in ciomu style.

Ce faci daca vecina solicita daune?


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post 21 Mar 2009, 14:25
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Ii platesc in natura.

Ce faci daca iti da-i seama ca nu mai ai hartie igienica in timp ce stai pe tron si esti singur in casa?


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post 21 Mar 2009, 21:16
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Folosesc o pagină din ziarul pe care tocmai îl citesc.

Ce faci dacă banca îți mărește dobânda la credit?


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post 21 Mar 2009, 21:23
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le dau "creditul" inapoi, sa se spele cu el pe cap

ce faci daca ai credit la casa??


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vyalli
post 24 Mar 2009, 15:22
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Te imbeti de suparare.

Ce faci daca ai credit si la masina?


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post 24 Mar 2009, 15:27
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Vand masina si achit toate datoriile.

Ce faci dupa fara masina ?


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post 24 Mar 2009, 16:45
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Imi fac o clona pe DC si injur Loganu`!

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post 24 Mar 2009, 17:41
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pun un lighean sub cablu, ca daca pica pe parchet s-ar putea sa se umfle biggrin.gif

ce faci daca maine vine raduleasca si zice ca te vrea pe tine in locul lui dani??


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post 24 Mar 2009, 23:43
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Ii dau acceptul!

Ce faci daca apari in ziar pe prima pagina alaturi de raduleasca?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 08:46
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Imi pun tricoul cu daciaclub.ro

Ce faci daca o vezi pe raduleasca in logan?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 09:31
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Imi dau doua palme ca sa ma trezesc!
Ce faci daca zice:de obicei nu fac sex la prima intalnire?


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vyalli
post 25 Mar 2009, 09:38
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Ii dau doua palme sa se trezeasca la realitate.

Ce faci daca se trezeste la realitate?


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2dor
post 25 Mar 2009, 10:17
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Fac ce a facut si Dani o perioada cu ea.

Ce faci daca vine fostul sot in timp ce...?

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vyalli
post 25 Mar 2009, 11:53
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Ii spun ca e un vis urat sa se intorca la munca.

Ce faci daca se trezeste si scoate pusca?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 14:45
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scot si io "pusca".

Ce faci daca maine s-ar ieftini benzina la 2 lei?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 14:49
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nimic. eu personal nu am masina.

ce faci daca maine pretul motorinei ar ajunge la 1leu??


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post 25 Mar 2009, 14:54
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Nimic.

Ce faci daca iti incui singura cheie de la masina...in masina?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 14:54
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Pai nu fac nimic pentru ca eu am benzinara....

Ce faci daca benzina ajunge la 6 lei /litru?

Nah ca mi-ai luat-o inainte ....
Ce facem acum ? biggrin.gif

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post 25 Mar 2009, 15:18
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daca imi incui singura cheie in masina, sparg geamul, sau chem un "indian" s-o deschida cu metodele lui "magice".

daca ajunge benzina la 6lei/litru iar nu fac nimic, ca eu n-am masina, nici macar de barbierit.

gata am rezolvat situatia tongue.gif

ce faci daca postezi in acelasi timp cu un alt user, si ce a scris respectivul e mult mai "dastept" decat "aberatiile" tale?? (a nu se intelege ca am batut apropo-uri la situatia de mai sus, ci am plecat de la ea...)

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post 25 Mar 2009, 15:37
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Ma fac moderator la Cafenea si imi sterg aberatiile.

Ce faci daca nu poti sa te faci moderator?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 15:54
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Cat e spaga sa fi moderator sau ce trebuie sa faci.... (pupi) ?


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post 25 Mar 2009, 18:55
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trebuie sa dai bani la biserica tongue.gif

ce faci daca dai bani la alta biserica decat cea care trebuie??


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post 25 Mar 2009, 19:01
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injuri pe toti sfintii

ce te faci cind iti dai seama ca esti muuuuult mai prost decit credeai ?


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post 26 Mar 2009, 14:22
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Fac tot posibilul sa apar pe un post TV la o ora de maxima audienta, intr-un talkshow, sa pot arata cat de "muuuuult" ma duce mintea.(Asa e acum la moda, nu? huh.gif )

Ce faci daca nu sunt locuri la nici un talkshow pentru urmatoarele 10 luni?


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post 27 Mar 2009, 14:23
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Ma duc la Diaconescu cu plicu.

Ce faci daca e Tolea la intrare cu tomberonu?


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post 28 Mar 2009, 17:50
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Il intreb cum a iesit din puscarie. radmasa.gif

Ce faci daca aflii ca oficial rromii (a se citii tiganii)reprezinta 2.7 % din populatia tarii si neoficial peste 20%.?


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post 28 Mar 2009, 20:22
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n-as face mare lucru ca astea sunt cifre reale, eventual as incerca sa emigrez, dar "indieni" sunt peste tot....

ce faci daca iti cade cu tronc pe o "indianca"?? (din aia curata, spalata, care nu merge in caruta si nu doarme in cort...)


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