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Micutzu_BH
post 29 Mar 2009, 12:15
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O intreb daca e adevarat ce-am auzit? (c-ar avea-o mai calda dacat romancele)

Ce faci daca in loc de "savarina" descoperi ca are un "pix"?


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post 29 Mar 2009, 20:47
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Am intrat si io sa postez la simpaticul nostru joc si ma dovedisi tu repede cu intrebarea asta.
Astept sa raspunda altu.


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post 30 Mar 2009, 20:12
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@micutzu intrebarea a mai fost de vreo 2 ori, oarecum sub alta forma, dar tot aia insemna. pune alta intrebare.


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post 31 Mar 2009, 18:06
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Ce faci daca dupa te ia cu friguri? 04.gif


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post 31 Mar 2009, 18:40
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imi iau o grasa.......


de cotnari bre!!! ca-i buna rau, mai ales dupa o pastrama bine facuta pe gratarel 38.gif


ce faci daca vinul vine la pachet cu o grasa (adica din aia reala)??


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post 31 Mar 2009, 21:25
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o fugaresc sa slabeasca.

ce faci daca te fugareste ea pe tine?


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post 1 Apr 2009, 17:59
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fac ca in bancul ala cu ion si maria:
daca fug zice ca nu vreau sa stau, daca ma opresc ca sunt usuratic, asa ca mai bine ma impiedic tongue.gif

ce faci daca te suna maine mircea sandu si zice ca te vrea selectioner??


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post 1 Apr 2009, 18:17
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L.E. Astept sa vina televiziunea si il scuip intre ochi. Nu vreau sa ma urasca o tara intreaga.

Ce faci daca dai de Dan Alexandrescu pe o strada laturalnica?

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post 1 Apr 2009, 18:51
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pai prima oara ar trebui sa stiu cine e dan alexandrescu presupun....

ce faci daca la o nunta, vrei sa-i lipesti 50ron pe fruntea lautarului, dar din greseala ii lipesti 500ron, adica bani care-i aveai in buzunar pentru "dar"??


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post 1 Apr 2009, 23:03
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Ii dezlipesti de pe frunte bancnota de 500 ron si il rogi sa iti schimbe in 10 de 50 ron....sau macar in 2 de 100 ron si restul de 50 ron.

Ce faci daca iti cere comision ca ti-a schimbat banii?


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post 2 Apr 2009, 13:17
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Ii iau microfonul si transform nunta in nunta cu strigare.

@ slider2 Dan Alexandrescu e "**** ala" care comenteaza F1 la tevere

Q: Ce faci daca "hartistul" devine violent ca i-ai luat microfonul?


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post 2 Apr 2009, 13:46
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@bucatzel scuze dar eu il stiam de miky mitoman alexandrescu tongue.gif

daca devine violent hartistul, vin cu tiganii si-mi recuperez banii biggrin.gif

ce faci daca nu ai tigani de ajuns??


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post 2 Apr 2009, 16:31
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112 e cineva???


Ce faci daca politia vine pe motocicleta?


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post 2 Apr 2009, 19:59
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imi iau atas...

ce faci daca patesti precum becali si te reclama hartistii pe tine, si tu primesti cateva "corectii" de la organul dotat cu pulan si sapca??


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post 2 Apr 2009, 21:38
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grea intrebare....dar decat sa stau la racoare.....mai bine raspund tongue.gif

as da vina pe garzile de corp ca sa ma scot biggrin.gif...



tu ce ai fi raspuns daca ai fi fost in locul meu?


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post 2 Apr 2009, 22:59
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buna intrebare...

daca as fi fost in locul tau nu as fi raspuns.. tongue.gif

ce faci daca maine primesti o invitatie de a iesi in oras la o prajitura, de la elena basescu??

succesuri la raspunsuri biggrin.gif


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post 3 Apr 2009, 07:33
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Nu ma duc! M-am saturat de ea!



Ce faci daca te invita Nikita? naughty.gif

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post 6 Apr 2009, 13:15
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iau niste ceafa de porc cu mine, ca sa scap... sad.gif

ce faci daca e inchis la alimentara??


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post 6 Apr 2009, 14:07
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Nu intru in panica, caut o alimentara deschisa NON-STOP

Ce faci daca nu au ceafa de porc ci numai ceafa de....berbec? tongue.gif



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post 6 Apr 2009, 15:05
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caut in continuare...eventual in alt oras (daca e nevoie) tongue.gif

dar ce faci daca ai doar 20 minute pana la intalnire si inca nu ai gasit?


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post 7 Apr 2009, 12:31
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iau niste legume ca doar suntem in postul pastelui.

ce faci daca tu de felul tau esti bisericos grupa mare, si ti post "pe bune" de obicei, adica abstinenta totala. dar intr-o zi gaseste una buna rau de tot, femeia visurilor tale, care vrea neaparat s-o "scarpini"??

e mai lunga, dar eu zic ca e buna... intrebarea tongue.gif


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post 28 May 2009, 11:01
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post 28 May 2009, 19:04
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post 28 May 2009, 19:12
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Deschizi topic pe forum si intrebi ce tedei sa iei prima data...

Ce faci daca nu te recunosc/te reneaga? sad.gif

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post 28 May 2009, 19:15
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Astept sa moara si ma duc sa mostenesc radmasa.gif

Ce te faci daca la mostenire afli ca ai o sora super buna care se da la tine?? biggrin.gif


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post 28 May 2009, 19:23
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Cu banii de pe mostenire ma duc intr-o croaziera in Miami sau ceva de genul si cu siguranta gasesc vreo 2-3-n exemplare de pitziponcus rex din subspecia blondinus sa ma consoleze smile.gif)

Ce te faci daca naufragiaza vasul cu care ai plecat in croaziera?


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Te ti de silicoanele lu` pitziponcus rex si mituiesti rechinii sa te lase in pace

Ce faci daca pierzi toata mostenirea intr-o noapte in cazino?


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Ma duc a 2-a zi si o castig la loc tongue.gif

Ce faci daca-ti pierzi si casa ?


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post 28 May 2009, 19:40
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Cauti sponsor (in limba romana cam greu cu femininul la cuvantul asta) printre doamnele de varsta a "paispea" prezente pe vas.

Ce faci daca apare vreun nepot care a pus si el ochii pe mostenirea bunicii?


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Ii dai 5000 de coco unui rusnac si scapi de el

Ce faci daca incearca el primu sa scape de tine?


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