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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:32
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Incerc pe yahoo.

Ce faci daca il intalnesti pe Bashescu?

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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:35
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Il scuip pe chelie .

Ce faci daca tragi un vant in biroul sefului radmasa.gif ?

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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:37
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Spun ca mirosul vine de afara !

Ce faci daca geamul era inchis si seful nu te crede ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 17:04
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ii spun ca am probleme cu "supapa" si ii propun sa-mi iau concediu

ce faci daca o prinzi in fapt cu altu?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 17:40
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O fac carne de mititei.
Cine o mananca?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 17:48
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 4 Mar 2009, 17:40)
O fac carne de mititei.
Cine o mananca?
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Ala. Ca doar lui io trebuit.

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post 4 Mar 2009, 17:55
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Il duc la Nifon.

Ce faci daca te prinde Tolea si te pune sa mananci scoarta de copac sub amenintarea cu bataia?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 18:18
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Il refuz ca sa aflu unde e nevasta-sa. Ce faci daca afli?

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post 4 Mar 2009, 18:45
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O intreb unde e Elodia !

Ce faci daca aflii unde e Elodia ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 18:57
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biggrin.gif ma duc la diaconescu cu ea contra cost biggrin.gif
Ce faci daca iti da cineva intr-o zii 1mil de $ si trebuie sa ii cheltui pe toti in acea zii ?

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post 4 Mar 2009, 18:57
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 4 Mar 2009, 14:50)
Le fac o vizita nevestelor lor cand ei sunt la munca 243.gif

ce faci daca nu se mai conecteaza messu icon_mrgreen.gif ?
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post 4 Mar 2009, 19:29
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QUOTE(Rafi @ 4 Mar 2009, 18:57)
Ce faci daca iti da cineva intr-o zii 1mil de $ si trebuie sa ii cheltui pe toti in acea zii ?
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Il rup cu bataia pe motiv ca face misto de mine.

Ce ai alege (daca n-ai avea incotro) dintre viata unui copil oarecare si viata bunicului tau?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 21:11
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Viata copilului. N-am bunici.

Ce faci daca te trezesti nud intr-o camera cu Elton, George M., F. Mercury, E. Flynn si Boy George?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 21:31
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Le cer autografe.
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post 4 Mar 2009, 21:43
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O las pe altadata.

Ce faci daca cei cinci au intentii perverse cu tine?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 22:02
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Beau o zeama de sosete.


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post 4 Mar 2009, 22:48
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ce faci daca pierzi totul si ramai pe drumuri, fara prieteni si fara familie?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 23:03
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Ma trezesc!


Ce faci daca ai ramas fara unt ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 23:17
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trec pe margarina!

ce faci cand vezi un fir de par in supa?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 00:06
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il iau si il pun in supa altuia radmasa.gif

ce faci daca unu iti zgarie masina? radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 00:08
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m duc si fac scandal la chelnerita. se intampla la cartofi la spring Mall.

daca e acasa, il dau la o parte si imi zic ca-i de la mine. daca nu, de la pisica sigur

ce faci daca ti se rupe planetara pe drum si nu esti in oras. basca sa nu ai bani de alta, nici macar reconditionata?????????/


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post 5 Mar 2009, 00:08
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O repar ... doah biggrin.gif

Ce faci daca afli ca mai ai o zi de trait?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 00:13
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imi iar ramas bun de la toata lumea, incerc sa-mi repar din greseli, si sa ma "purific" saaau... ma sinucid si gata radmasa.gif

ce faci daca nu mai ai hartie igienica?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 00:19
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QUOTE(Marius97fer @ 5 Mar 2009, 00:08)
O repar ... doah biggrin.gif

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CUM???

bre RUPTA?!!! fie bara, fie articulatia

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ce faci daca nu mai ai hartie igienica?
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post 5 Mar 2009, 09:01
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eu raspundeam la intrebarea ailalata, cu masina zgariata.
oricum, si planetara... o repar biggrin.gif, da nu ma intreba cum biggrin.gif
si pune si tu intrebarea wink.gif

Ce faci daca afli ca prietena/nevasta e pe invers ?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 09:47
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I-o cos cu sarma ruginita.


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post 5 Mar 2009, 10:04
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Ii zic ca vreau si eu intre ele!
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post 5 Mar 2009, 10:07
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Ma duc la A1 si ma apuc de "In gura presei"
Ce faci daca ploua in lift?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 10:33
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cobor deasupra liftului ca sa nu ma ploua

ce faci daca iti apare o blonda in fata brusc pe trecerea de pietoni?

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post 5 Mar 2009, 10:50
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Pun frana si trag de volan happy.gif
Ce faci daca nu iti apare o blonda in fata brusc pe trecerea de pietoni ?


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