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post 27 Mar 2009, 11:36
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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:04
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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Mar 2009, 10:49)
argoane, ce culoare, ma, ca e multe culori in poza de pe pagina ailalta?
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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:07
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...si albastru la cur.
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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:09
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I-a umblat un pic la avans.


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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:13
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n'ai cum sa-l atingi, face scandal, se agita si sta pe tavanul coliviei ca spiderpig..cu ciocul nu da, semn ca e tanar, cica aia mai batrani te ataca..


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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:18
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Gogu are in colivie un clopotel d'asta de pisici numai ca e rosu. E prietenul lui (sau prietena? Ca a mai incercat sa o calareasca din cand in cand!). II luasem de la petshop vre-o trei culori da de asta s-a atasat imediat. Bine, ii mai si da omor cateodata, dar asta e! Dupa vreo doi ani, biluta aia a ajuns vai de mama ei, cojita si tocita, asa ca am zis sa ii luam alta noua, binenteles tot rosie.
Surprise! Nu da doi bani pe ea chiar daca o pui langa "babuta" lui. A ramas la vechea dragoste! wub.gif O sti el ceva legat de gaina batrana...

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A! Incearca si cu marar. I-ai pus vre-un nume?


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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:20
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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:24
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QUOTE(argon @ 27 Mar 2009, 12:13)
...cica aia mai batrani te ataca..
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Bullshit. Ia incearca sa il incoltesti intr-un colt al coliviei, gata sa il prinzi si sa vezi ce face. Sau poate a tau e prea prost. Am avut un perus tare nebun. Nu lasa pe nimeni sa il atinga. Si cand il tineam in pumn sa ii administrez niste medicamente era tare tare crizat. Imi era frica sa nu isi bage seringa in ochi. Incercam sa nu il strang prea tare sa nu il strivesc, dar cum il lasam mai usor, incepea sa miste aripile....

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Koki.
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post 27 Mar 2009, 12:26
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Mai nou s-a-mprietenit la catarama cu batu' ala si se da cu roatele-n sus aratindu-mi curu'. Parca s-a mai domesticit si el un pic, se joaca si cind e cineva de fata, nu numai cind e singur sau cind il legeni. Aseara a asteptat cuminte sa-i curat tavita, sa-i suflu semintele, sa i le pun p-alea noi, si sa-i schimb apa, dupa care s-a bagat singur sa manince. Parca abia astepta sa-i pun recipientu' cu seminte la loc. Azi dimineata, cit am fost in dus, mi-a zis taica-miu c-a cintat de mama focului, cu mine n-a mai vrut.


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C@talin
post 27 Mar 2009, 12:34
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Nu il inspiri cu nimic in cantat, daia nu canta cu tine de fata radmasa.gif


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post 27 Mar 2009, 14:29
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cum dorm astia, trebuie sa-i iau cuib, sau doarme in picioare?


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post 27 Mar 2009, 14:41
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Am fost acasa sa maninc si nu stiu ce mi-a venit de l-am scos pe balcon. Deci nu-i mai tacea gura!

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cum dorm astia, trebuie sa-i iau cuib, sau doarme in picioare?
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Vezi ca la magazinele de specialitate se gasesc niste patuturi mici, cu pernute si pilote.

P.S.: Dorm in picioare, ma, baga capu' sub aripa.

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post 27 Mar 2009, 14:48
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cum dorm astia, trebuie sa-i iau cuib, sau doarme in picioare?
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Vezi ca la magazinele de specialitate se gasesc niste patuturi mici, cu pernute si pilote.
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post 27 Mar 2009, 14:52
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Dacist cu permis si experienta mai mare de 30000 km :D


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pozitia placuta pt somn la un perus e dormitul intr-un picior si vbesc foarte serios
dorm ori in 2 ori intr-un picios
daca il gasesti intins pe jos....doarme.....dar nu se mai scoala smile.gif)
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post 27 Mar 2009, 14:56
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Al meu se pune cu burta pe bat, palmeaza capu' la subrat si baga ca porcu'. Bine, asta numai DUPA ce ma culc eu.


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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:06
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Dacist cu permis si experienta mai mare de 30000 km :D


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tot in picioare sta, uita-te f atent la el
careva spunea ca perusu canta cand facea respectivu baie
probabil a auzit apa....
eu il fluier scurt cand nu sta cuminte, intr-un mod aparte(vezi dr cox din scrubs) si a invatat...acu ma fluiera si el pe mine cand nu ii dua de haleala smile.gif)


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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:32
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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Mar 2009, 12:26)
cu mine n-a mai vrut.
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Faceati duet de obicei? Si acum ai cantat singur?tongue.gif

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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:37
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Faceati duet de obicei? Si acum ai cantat singur?tongue.gif
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De obicei tot solo, cint singur.


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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:41
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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Mar 2009, 15:37)
De obicei tot solo, cint singur.
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O sa ajungi sa te crezi mai papagal decat el. Grav o sa fie cand put(z)ocu' ala o sa inceapa sa se creada Marty...

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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:44
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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:49
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O sa ajungi sa te crezi mai papagal decat el. Grav o sa fie cand put(z)ocu' ala o sa inceapa sa se creada Marty...
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post 27 Mar 2009, 15:50
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O sa cace ceva perle pe aici...

Pe mitsu.ro o sa o incurcam rau. Ca acolo are drepturi de moderator. O sa creada ca si noi putem zbura precum el si sa vezi ce o sa ne zboare de pe forum....

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post 27 Mar 2009, 20:24
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intrebare de baraj, osul ala se sepie cu care parte se pune spre pasaroi, cu aia dura, sau cealalta mai moale care seamana cu creta?


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post 27 Mar 2009, 20:47
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Aia moale! Tu vrei sa-l inveti sa sparga seifuri? smile.gif

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post 27 Mar 2009, 22:23
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post 27 Mar 2009, 22:31
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Arata ca un "pui la sticla".

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post 27 Mar 2009, 22:44
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post 29 Mar 2009, 18:49
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post 30 Mar 2009, 20:36
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happy.gif nu poti sa-l atingi, merge unde vrea el, ca sa intre inapoi trebuie sa-l prind intr-un colt cu colivia cu usa fixata deschisa, si intra.

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post 30 Mar 2009, 20:42
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gandeste pozitiv: nu spera si nu ai teama...


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