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Marty
post 1 Apr 2009, 09:20
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In conformitate cu hotarirea definitiva a Tribunalului de la Haga si a Inaltei Curti de Castratie si Juisatie de pe linga Parlamentul European, tinind cont de directiva 62-442-266 a UE, coroborat cu Articolul Hotarit la Poarta Brandemburg, au fost luate urmatoarele masuri impotriva forumului DC:

1. Se retrage dreptul de administrare comuna userilor alex si alexv.
2. Se retrage dreptul de administrare comuna a forumurilor Daciaclub si Reno
3. Se va proceda la despartirea imediata a Cafenelei de sectiunile tehnice ale fiecaruia din cele doua forumuri.
4. Tinind cont de faptul ca vor deveni 4 organisme independente, se va proceda la desemnarea cite unui administrator pentru fiecare organism, altii decit alex si alexv
5. Toti moderatorii sunt suspendati din functie, fiecare dintre ei trebuind sa se prezinte cu o dare de seama asupra activitatii domniilor lor pina in momentul de fata.
6. Noii moderatori vor fi alesi in mod democratic prin impunere.
7. Aceste masuri vor fi aplicate de un comitet ce are urmatoarea componenta: Marty-Presedinte; Comitetul executiv - Marty, Victoras2001, vis-a-vis, Lostboy, Radian, ady77, FLP si altii.
Aceste masuri au fost publicate in Monitorul Orificial al UE si trebuiesc aplicate IMEDIAT, fiind definitive si irevocabile!

Asa sa ne ajute Dumnezeu!

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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:23
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Bre, da' trebuie să jurăm pe .... carnetul de întreținere la numirea în funcție? blink.gif
Io nu-l mai am.

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Marty
post 1 Apr 2009, 09:28
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In acest topic se vor comunica EXCLUSIV masurile luate! Pentru comentarii va rog sa-l folositi pe celalalt!

Am placerea sa va prezint INTAIA hotarire a nou numitului comitet executiv, in frunte cu mult-iubitul, mult-prea-stimatul, extraordinar-de-inteligentul, mega-adonisian-de-frumosul DOMN PROFESOR MARTY:

- Se haotaraste prin hotarire hotaritoare hotarita, definitiv, irevocabil si inatacabil, ca toti sustinatorii echipei stiaoa sa paraseasca forumu'! Li se interzice cu desavirsire accesul aici!


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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:28
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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:35
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Pfoai ma. Cata eficienta pe Tribunalul de la Haga in ultima vreme.

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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:35
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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:38
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Sunteți offtopic în conformitate cu ....postarea #3.


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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:44
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Ios modelator am voie sa fiu offtopic ca fac parte din guvern laugh.gif .Deja am facut leasing la un 330 i 04.gif .


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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:55
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din banii de pe bilete buei.....trimit DNA-ul peste tine pentru abuz în serviciu..


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post 1 Apr 2009, 09:59
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pai ce io mis fraier ? Ies cu 330 doar noaptea smile.gif . In rest il tin ascuns la vila din Popesti in garaju subteran care ep alt nume icon_mrgreen.gif

Ps Io am pelcat la aeroport ne vedem cand ajung acolo la locu stabilit .Va las chitantza so decontati . radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif

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post 1 Apr 2009, 10:31
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Da bine bre, de ce doar stelistii? Dinamovistii ce, is mai cu motz? Ca doar e niste caini, si m-am saturat sa se tot semneze pe rotile mele.


In alta ordine de idei, salut numirea in functia de M.M.F (Mare MAerstru Forumist) A prea-fericitului Marty.


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post 1 Apr 2009, 10:41
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In vederea asugurarii unei obiectivitati similare celei existente in forumuri serioase, moderatorii DC vor raporta la Organizatia de Stat Neguvernamentala
Pentru Multilingvism si multiculturalism, cel putin in doua limbi de circulatie, dintre care una va fi elvetiana sau belgiana, toate sanctiunile aplicate userilor romani.
Moderatorul gasit ca avind cel mai inalt simt civic ca primi titlul de ModeratorUE.


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post 1 Apr 2009, 10:51
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Atentie, Impozitul pe fiecare post se va pastra si sub noua conducere.


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post 1 Apr 2009, 10:58
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Se poate raporta si in austriaca...


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post 1 Apr 2009, 11:19
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QUOTE(lenafnafets @ 1 Apr 2009, 09:26)
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post 1 Apr 2009, 11:25
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Noii membri vor fi acceptati numai in urma sustinerii unui examen scris, sub forma de test grila, care va contine, obligatoriu, intrebari ce vor evidentia cunostintele pufarinilor despre:
- mersul serpuit
- plecatul de pe loc cu frina de motor
- mersul inapoi in treapta a 2-a dauneaza masinii?
- avem o masina ! cum o tuningim?
aici se accepta solutii gen: a) se merita sa inlocuiesc arborele cotit cu unul drept?
'b) Toata lumea se lauda ca are motoare de multi kilowati.Se merita sa pun unul trifazic? Cu citi litri creste consumul la suta?
Admisii vor fi prezentati in cadru festiv tuturor moderatorilor si vor primi drepturi de editare in sectiunea tehnica.

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post 1 Apr 2009, 11:34
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post 1 Apr 2009, 12:22
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QUOTE(Marty @ 1 Apr 2009, 09:20)
6. Noii moderatori vor fi alesi in mod democratic prin impunere.
7. Aceste masuri vor fi aplicate de un comitet ce are urmatoarea componenta: Marty-Presedinte; Comitetul executiv - Marty, Victoras2001, vis-a-vis, Lostboy, Radian, ady77, FLP si altii.

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Astazi am fost ales de Comitetul executiv drept moderator pe aria DSN !
Promit solemn ca am sa fac curat acolo si am sa dau multe warn-uri si mult(i) ban(i) biggrin.gif excl.gif

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post 1 Apr 2009, 12:26
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Eu cica o sa fiu banat definitiv, ca nu ma suporta lumea. O sa primesc si bonus ca parasesc vasul, castigul din reclamele de pe forum pe 1 an.

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post 1 Apr 2009, 12:37
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post 1 Apr 2009, 12:41
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driverx o sa mai fie moderator ?


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post 1 Apr 2009, 12:51
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doar pe mitsu forum wink.gif aici iau fost ridicate drepturile ca uraste loganu


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QUOTE(SiloS @ 1 Apr 2009, 12:41)
driverx o sa mai fie moderator ?
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post 1 Apr 2009, 12:55
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Am si eu o dorinta. Se poate imparti cafeneaua in sectiuni de fumatori si nefumatori? Ca deja am inceput sa ma satur de nefumatori.

P.S. si, daca stau sa ma gandesc mai bine, o sectiune pentru digitali.

@silos. nu vad de ce n-ar putea driverx sa fie iar moderator... ca nu mai dureaza mult pana-si ia iar logan. Desi mie-mi place epopeea relantiului. Daca-si ia iar logan n-o sa aiba o problema luuuunga, ci multe care se rezolva iute.


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post 1 Apr 2009, 13:15
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Merg pe mana lui Marty!
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post 1 Apr 2009, 13:31
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post 1 Apr 2009, 13:33
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marty are nevoie de un bufon unde naiba e einjtain ? .
Am auzit niste zvonuri ca einjtain ar fi stiut de decaderea guvernului DC si a luat acum 3 zile doua bilete spre cazastan .

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post 1 Apr 2009, 13:43
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