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brigada_diverse
post 3 Apr 2009, 15:34
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bylexus
post 3 Apr 2009, 21:05
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QUOTE(Marty @ 3 Apr 2009, 08:42)
Ma scuzati, dumneavoastra de ce rideti ca persoana de sex feminin privata de darul vorbirii la organul genital sexual de inmultire masculin? nedumerire.gif
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Buna dimineata Marty?! 3 Apr 2009, 08:42 smile.gif) M-ai visat sau ... ce?

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post 3 Apr 2009, 21:52
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Poti visa nulul absolut?


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bylexus
post 3 Apr 2009, 22:15
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QUOTE(klaus @ 3 Apr 2009, 22:52)
Poti visa nulul absolut?
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Te-ai chinuit mult sa incerci asta? Nu iti inteleg ironia, dar ma rog.

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Marty
post 4 Apr 2009, 07:07
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QUOTE(bylexus @ 3 Apr 2009, 23:15)
Nu iti inteleg ironia, dar ma rog.
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Klaus, te rog frumos, silabiseste-i rar, cu litere mari, poate-ntelege de data asta si domnu' Swarovski.


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post 4 Apr 2009, 08:50
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Băi-lexus multe nu intelegi tu, da' te bagi ca musca intre poponetele calului...


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post 4 Apr 2009, 08:57
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QUOTE(tazzSN @ 3 Apr 2009, 23:47)
am si eu o intrebare....in SN-u meu am un radiocass AUDIOLA...daca ii pun eu frumos un modulator fm salvez banii de un cd player??merita pus?se pupa bn cu radiocasetofonu...mentionez ca am si niste boxe uriase in usi smile.gif) de volvo pe care le-am pus si geamurile nu se mai inchid de tot..smile.gif)
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ma , oare nu ar fi si asta o solutie? va montati boxe uriase in usile fata , astfel incit sa nu se mai poata inchide geamurile. radmasa.gif radmasa.gif
in felul acesta habitaclul va fi aerisit in permanenta , si puteti asculta si muzica in conditii optime.


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post 4 Apr 2009, 19:36
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.... si sa auda pitipoancele.


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post 5 Apr 2009, 15:54
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Ce sa auda....?
Azi am constatat ca aerul circula tare ciudat la mine in masina, practic daca deschizi geamul se face mai mult zgomot decat curent. Nu stiu cum taie aerul caroseria, dar inauntru nu prea intra. Mai multa treaba iese daca deschid trapa.


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koldun
post 5 Apr 2009, 20:16
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Semne de folosit in situatiile mai sus prezentate:

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Butonul special pentru anuntarea parturilor:

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FART ALARM BUTTON
Get your flatulence out in a harmless way, push button, and you'll hear a voice along with farting. Several different announcements. Keep in your car, on your desk or anyplace you need some release. Includes double sided tape for mounting. Lights up when pressed. This Fart Alarm button is 3” in diameter and 2” tall.
Requires 2 AAA batteries (included).
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BUTONUL ALARMA DE BASINA
Meteorismul într-un mod inofensiv, apasa butonul și veți auzi o voce, împreună cu partul. Mai multe anunțuri diferite. Păstrați-l în mașină, la birou sau oriunde ai nevoie de eliberari. Include banda dublu adeziva de montare. Lumineaza când e presat. Acest buton alarmă de bășina este de 3 ", în diametru și 2" inalt.
Necesita 2 baterii AAA (incluse).
Numai pentru adulti.


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radian
post 5 Apr 2009, 20:22
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gandeste pozitiv: nu spera si nu ai teama...


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QUOTE(Kruger @ 5 Apr 2009, 15:54)
... Nu stiu cum taie aerul caroseria...
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De fapt cine pe cine taie?


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Kruger
post 5 Apr 2009, 20:26
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Pe mine ma taie vantul.
Masina taie vantul.
Deci masina ma taie pe mine.... dry.gif


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post 5 Apr 2009, 20:27
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gandeste pozitiv: nu spera si nu ai teama...


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post 2 May 2009, 09:13
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post 2 May 2009, 11:39
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Wtf!? Parca are salamastra la dosnic!!!


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post 2 May 2009, 16:21
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koldun
post 2 May 2009, 17:23
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Mi-a scapat! E.. echivalentul naval al câlților. Un fel de impletitura imbibata cu seu care se folosea la iesirea axului port-elica prin tubul etambou pentru a etansa si tot odata a lasa axul sa se roteasca. Nu se mai foloseste!


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