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post 29 Sep 2009, 16:44
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De ceva vreme tot primeam telefoane, de vreo 5 zile si nevasta mea. Totul ok pana aici, Duminica dimineata era zgariata ambele portiere la masina mea, ieri dimineata si la sotia. Tot ce stiu este un nr de orange. Asa ca cine vrea ...baga mare...

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post 29 Sep 2009, 16:47
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De unde stii ca cel care da bipurile e si autorul zgarieturilor? Sau zici ca e prea mare coincidenta? Inseamna ca e un cunoscut/vecin, daca stie si numerele de telefon si masinile voastre.

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post 29 Sep 2009, 16:48
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sau vreo amanta...amant????


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post 29 Sep 2009, 16:49
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Eu stiam ca omul primeste ceva puncte daca il suna lumea in nestire.... de ce ai vrea sa-l "premiezi"?


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post 29 Sep 2009, 16:52
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nu e cazul cu amant/amanta...nevasta mea e dentista, poate un pacient obsedat, sau un idiot care nu ne inghita. Dar nu cred ca e normal sa sune la ora 3 noaptea, la 5 dimineata, seara la 10, sau la 1. Sunt sigur ca acelasi persoana care da telefoane aiurea ....a zgariat si masiniile. Mai multe ori am zis sa ne vedem daca are ceva, dar nimic. La politie cred ca merg degeaba.


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post 29 Sep 2009, 17:02
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QUOTE(ZTV @ 29 Sep 2009, 17:52)
nevasta mea e dentista

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post 29 Sep 2009, 17:04
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QUOTE(Markos @ 29 Sep 2009, 17:02)
dacal prinzi, spargeii dintii  ph34r.gif
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post 29 Sep 2009, 17:43
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QUOTE(ZTV @ 29 Sep 2009, 16:52)
nu e cazul cu amant/amanta...nevasta mea e dentista

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post 29 Sep 2009, 18:24
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doar amanti fara carii. Cei cu carii fug de dentiste...


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post 29 Sep 2009, 18:26
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Nu evident că n-au cum să aibă... numai unul...


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post 29 Sep 2009, 19:25
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post 29 Sep 2009, 19:29
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mi-am trimis un mesaj de acolo, la numarul expeditorului apare un numar normal de vodafone, am sunat si a raspuns o tipa..mi-am mai trimis unul, alt numar, tot vodafone, a raspuns unu' WTF?! blink.gif si va mirati de unde au unii numerele voastre..

Am trimis 3, dupa m-a pus sa ma inregistrez, unde-mi cere numarul personal...asa ca inregistrati-va voi linistiti acolo wink.gif


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post 29 Sep 2009, 20:00
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Pai zii ce numar de mobil ai ca sa ne inregistram! happy.gif


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post 29 Sep 2009, 20:03
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eu m-am inregistrat....la ce sa ma astept? ph34r.gif


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post 29 Sep 2009, 20:06
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QUOTE(argon @ 29 Sep 2009, 19:29)
mi-am trimis un mesaj de acolo....
...asa ca inregistrati-va voi linistiti acolo wink.gif
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pai daca ti-ai trimis mesaj, crezi ca nu ti-au inregistrat numarul, chiar daca l-ai pus la destinatar?

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post 29 Sep 2009, 20:10
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QUOTE(bion @ 29 Sep 2009, 17:43)
Da` ce dentistele nu pot sa aiba amanti  mellow.gif ? naughty1.gif
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... sau amante...


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post 29 Sep 2009, 20:12
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QUOTE(bz_26_zzz @ 29 Sep 2009, 21:03)
eu m-am inregistrat....la ce sa ma astept?  ph34r.gif
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post 29 Sep 2009, 20:45
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QUOTE(mishujkl @ 29 Sep 2009, 20:06)
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pai daca ti-ai trimis mesaj, crezi ca nu ti-au inregistrat numarul, chiar daca l-ai pus la destinatar?
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nu mi-am trimis pe numarul serios, ci pe un sim gol de pripei happy.gif


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post 29 Sep 2009, 22:38
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Doamne fereste, lumea e plina de nebuni. Si pe mine ma streseaza cineva cu numar ascuns de vreo cateva luni. Eu de fiecare data raspund (sa-l taxez) si las telefonul pe masa - si ala/aia vorbeste de unul singur. Dar nu sunt sanatosi. Niciodata nu am vorbit cu ei, si totusi insista... iti dai seama ce scrantiti, sa suni asa, sa vorbesti la pereti...

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post 29 Sep 2009, 22:39
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QUOTE(Markos @ 29 Sep 2009, 17:02)
dacal prinzi, spargeii dintii  ph34r.gif
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QUOTE(radian @ 29 Sep 2009, 21:10)
... sau amante...
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post 30 Sep 2009, 04:48
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gluma e gluma, dar faza asta e chiar e stresant....incepe sa ma enerveze din ce in ce mai tare !


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post 30 Sep 2009, 05:06
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post 30 Sep 2009, 07:57
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@SSilent ma sperii omule.....e grav .....
@ZTV -Ce si zic mosule cel mai usor te duci la orange ii rogi pe aia sa iti zica daca abonatul e pe cartela sau pe abonament in functie de ce are ii inchizi cartela sau daca are abonament (ce idiot ar face asta de pe abonament ar fi distrus dar cine stie....) faci plangere. Se face o cerere si gata, faci asa cu 1 -2 -3 cartele si se potoleste el.


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post 30 Sep 2009, 08:49
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QUOTE(ZTV @ 29 Sep 2009, 16:52)
nevasta mea e dentista, poate un pacient obsedat, sau un idiot[...]
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Intreab-o pe nevasta daca are (a avut) un pacient nemultumit. Mama a patit o chestie de genul asta si respectivul n-a incetat pana nu l-a sunat tata si a urlat un pic la el.


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post 30 Sep 2009, 08:54
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post 30 Sep 2009, 09:19
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post 30 Sep 2009, 09:20
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post 30 Sep 2009, 09:22
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post 30 Sep 2009, 09:27
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