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Da, la ambele tururi. [ 111 ] ** [80.43%]
Da, numai la turul 1. [ 3 ] ** [2.17%]
Da, numai la turul 2. [ 1 ] ** [0.72%]
Nu merg la vot. [ 18 ] ** [13.04%]
Inca nu m-am decis. [ 5 ] ** [3.62%]
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post 22 Nov 2009, 19:50
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QUOTE(Marty @ 22 Nov 2009, 19:48)
Bine ca nu m-a luat militia! 04.gif
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post 22 Nov 2009, 20:00
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QUOTE(Marty @ 22 Nov 2009, 19:48)
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Pe naiba bine.. cu bratari pe Realitatea erai vis! inregistram si aratam si la nepoti.


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post 22 Nov 2009, 20:41
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Apropo' de cartea de alegator si militie...

Am dormit ca porcu' pana pe la 5, ma trezesc buimac si vad noapte afara. Si cum in astia 20 de ani n-am votat decat in 92' mai mult dusi cu japca in armata, eram hotarat sa votez acum. Ma duc la nevasta-mea... era cracanata-n pat.
- Ai fost la vot?
- Nu...
- Pai nu ziceai ca nu mai suporti, ca asa si pe dincolo, gata, ti-a trecut?
Vin la calculator.
O buzz-ui pe sor-mea... (asta e somera, a avut o firma micuta si din cauza impozitului forfetar a trebuit s-o-nchida)
- Ai votat?
- Nu si n-am de gand sa ma duc...
- Traiesti bine?
- Nu!
- OK
Apare si mama cu tata de la tara...
Mama chitita sa mearga la vot, mai mult ca sa iasa sa fumeze o tigara, ca nu fumeaza de fata cu tata...
Tata s-a lasat cu greu convins... ma aburea ca se duce mai tarziu.
Intre timp se convinge si soacra-mea sa mearga....
Pleaca mama cu soacra-mea inainte, ca sa aibe timp sa fumeze, eu plec cu sor-mea si nevasta-mea. Sor-mea calca intr-o gaura-n asfalt, sa cada si sa-si rupa gatu', dar se prinde de gard biggrin.gif
Sar vreo 3 jandarmi, s-o ajute...
Votam, iesim... vine si tata, dar iese repede ca avea cartea de alegator, nu buletinu'.
Asteptam tot familionu'.
Cand se intoarce tata, ne povesteste ca l-a luat un jandarm ca a mai fost o data... Ii explica din ce cauza si in sfarsit voteaza si el.
Cata vigilenta biggrin.gif
Si uite cum eu, cel mai apolitic din familion, am convins pe toata lumea sa voteze blush.gif

Oricum n-o sa traim bine, dar macar am incercat.


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post 22 Nov 2009, 20:50
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pacat ca ne-au dat miue smecherii cu turismul lor electoral.... probabil cea mai mare frauda electorala din ultimii 20 ani in Romania

cu alte cuvinte aia care au votat de N ori, si-au batut plua de noi, astia care am fost la vot... nesimtiti

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post 22 Nov 2009, 20:51
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QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 22 Nov 2009, 20:41)
Oricum n-o sa traim bine, dar macar am incercat.
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Macat ti-ai facut-o cu mana ta tongue.gif

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post 22 Nov 2009, 21:19
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deja fac bagajele sa ma duc in alta tara ca daca iese base sau geoana imi bag plua .


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post 22 Nov 2009, 21:20
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Told you... smile.gif


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post 22 Nov 2009, 21:21
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 22 Nov 2009, 21:19)
deja fac bagajele sa ma duc in alta tara ca daca iese base sau geoana imi bag plua .
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post 22 Nov 2009, 21:28
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QUOTE(C a t a l i n @ 22 Nov 2009, 22:20)
Told you... smile.gif
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a zis un verisor deal meu acu 1 sapt ceva de base geaona turu doi sad.gif da am sperat ca romania e mai cu capu pe umeri tongue.gif .e la sri el

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post 22 Nov 2009, 22:03
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Om fi colegi...


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post 22 Nov 2009, 22:12
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