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IRONICK
post 11 Jan 2010, 16:20
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Bentley : Am folosit scrumiera azi, doresc sa o inlocuiesc.
Lamborghini : Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km/h
Toyota : Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA?
Ferrari : Am traversat o cale ferata, pagube sub masina de 20.000$.
VW : Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina, dar s-a terminat uleiul.
Smart : O idioata cu un Jeep a trecut azi peste masina mea
Jeep : Mi s-a blocat un Smart intre motor si scut
Ford : Stie cineva un mecanic bun?
Cadillac : La voi in garaj aveti loc sa deschideti usile?
Honda : Am furat cheile de la masina bunicului, cum o pornesc?
Audi : Cat de mult pot sa-mi iubesc masina!
Mercedes : De unde oglinzi mai ieftine?
Porsche : Si eu probleme cu ceafa de la acceleratie.
Fiat : Hei, nu mai e nimeni pe aici?
Hummer : Caut service mai apropiat de 10km, ca ma costa 1mil drumul.
Citroen : Mi s-au defectat comenzile vocale si bordul holograma.
BMW : Am scos toba si tot nu reusesc sa trezesc tot cartierul.
McLaren : Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem.
Skoda : Am mai gasit o piesa identica cu Audi la motor.
Subaru : Cumpar cauciucuri.
Land Rover : Intalnire auto maine pe Himalaya .
Volvo : Petitie pentru noile teste NCAP cu 10 stele.
Renault: Mai am o luna tratament psihiatric, incep sa ma obisnuiesc cu greierii.
Dacia : Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste!

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post 11 Jan 2010, 16:23
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QUOTE(IRONICK @ 11 Jan 2010, 16:20)
Subaru : Cumpar cauciucuri.
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post 11 Jan 2010, 16:24
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Atunci se poate sterge daca mai este.

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post 11 Jan 2010, 16:25
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QUOTE(C a t a l i n @ 11 Jan 2010, 16:24)
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La Dacia mai mergea ... am schimbat chiar masina si tot nu porneste.

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post 11 Jan 2010, 18:21
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Fiat : Hei, nu mai e nimeni pe aici?
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post 11 Jan 2010, 18:49
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post 11 Jan 2010, 18:51
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post 11 Jan 2010, 18:53
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post 11 Jan 2010, 19:01
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post 11 Jan 2010, 19:13
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QUOTE(IRONICK @ 11 Jan 2010, 16:20)
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post 11 Jan 2010, 19:58
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post 11 Jan 2010, 20:10
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Ceea ce-mi intareste convingerea ca si Fordu' tot o Dacie e, da' mai scump.
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post 11 Jan 2010, 20:55
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mitsubishi: voi tot la 3000 rpm aveti relantiul cand virati dreapta?
reply: nu, la noi e la 2500, e ok!
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post 11 Jan 2010, 21:44
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QUOTE(ArtVandelay @ 11 Jan 2010, 20:55)
mitsubishi: voi tot la 3000 rpm aveti relantiul cand virati dreapta?
reply: nu, la noi e la 2500, e ok!
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post 11 Jan 2010, 21:53
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Mercedes : De unde oglinzi mai ieftine?

Imi aduce aminte de un sef al unei vulcanizari care are un Mercedes si isi schimba bieletele in fata garajului cu un tiganus mic care batea cu ciocanul in bielete sa iasa. L-am intrebat in timp ce imi schimba jantele cat il costa bieletele si de ce nu se duce la service. Bieletele l-au costat la jumatate de pret cat costa unele de logan de origine. Bieletele nu erau nici macar noi....le avea in niste carpe aduse de la un mecanic.
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post 11 Jan 2010, 22:06
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post 11 Jan 2010, 22:11
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post 11 Jan 2010, 22:13
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