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post 9 Feb 2010, 17:30
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post 9 Feb 2010, 17:33
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post 9 Feb 2010, 17:36
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post 9 Feb 2010, 17:40
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post 9 Feb 2010, 17:47
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post 9 Feb 2010, 18:17
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post 9 Feb 2010, 18:20
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post 9 Feb 2010, 18:23
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post 9 Feb 2010, 18:32
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post 9 Feb 2010, 23:06
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A fost zilele astea cazul soferului de autobuz care il batea pe unu. Daca ar fi intervenit in aparare un om din autobuz, e foarte posibil sa se fi lasat cu doi batuti. Daca tipau toti din autobuz (nu trebuie musai sa sara la bataie) nu s-ar mai fi lasat cu niciun batut. Nu ma dau viteaz, ca nici eu nu as fi coborat din autobuz ca sa ma trezesc singur cu idiotul in calduri.
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post 10 Feb 2010, 13:36
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poate nu stiti..dar adevaratele bestii din autobuze sunt babele cu sacosa de legume mirositoare :-s


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post 10 Feb 2010, 13:41
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post 10 Feb 2010, 21:16
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post 10 Feb 2010, 21:42
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prietene,ia un topor si scrie un mesaj de intimidare pe coada toporului si infige-il in usa;
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post 10 Feb 2010, 22:24
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post 10 Feb 2010, 23:09
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La cum arata usile normale de metal cu siguranta ca daca dai tare de tot cu un topor maricel cel putin ramane infipt in... "tabla".


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post 11 Feb 2010, 09:58
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Orice bloc cu lift are in peretii de tabla ai liftului urme de topor si orice contribuabil are dupa usa apartamentului sau dupa portiera daciei un topor in primul caz si o bata de baseball in al doilea. Se mai sperie cineva cand vede urme de topor in usa personala sau se gandeste: "iar a venit beat vecinu' de la 3".


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post 11 Feb 2010, 10:04
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QUOTE(Laurentziu83 @ 11 Feb 2010, 09:58)
Orice bloc cu lift are in peretii de tabla ai liftului urme de topor
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Asa se traieste la Galati? Toporu-n tabla de la lift e un must? DragosP, ia explica-ne, tu de ce dai cu toporu-n tabla de la lift, nu stii ca-l doare si pe el?


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post 11 Feb 2010, 10:33
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A, si nu orice tabla, ci tabla de Sidex. biggrin.gif

De obicei, cand se restaureaza cabinele de la lift cu tabla (PFL-ul demult a sfarsit pe gratarele facute de locatari in fata blocului), se adauga intr-un colt, instructiunile de utilizare:
1. Nu scrieti expresii obscene, precum: "Bagami-as ... in ...." "Sugi ..." etc.
2. Nu dati cu toporul in peretii de la lift, intrucat ies urme precum...(gaura de topor)
3. Nu desenati obscenitati, precum...

Nu pacate nu prea se respecta regulile astea, ci doar se multiplica exemplele.
Un prieten avea un vecin care, ca sa nimereasca butonul etajului sau pentru cand venea beat acasa, facuse o gaura in plexiglas cu bricheta sa tip autogen in dreptul butonului corespunzator.

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post 11 Feb 2010, 10:48
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QUOTE(Marty @ 11 Feb 2010, 10:04)
Asa se traieste la Galati? Toporu-n tabla de la lift e un must? DragosP, ia explica-ne, tu de ce dai cu toporu-n tabla de la lift, nu stii ca-l doare si pe el?
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post 11 Feb 2010, 11:41
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Se vede ca nu stai prin MicroNoaptea(20, 21, 40, 39, etc).
N-ai vecini care joaca table vara in pijamale pe trepte in fata blocului de zici ca-s pacienti de la Judetean?

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QUOTE(Laurentziu83 @ 11 Feb 2010, 11:41)
N-ai vecini care joaca table vara in pijamale pe trepte in fata blocului de zici ca-s pacienti de la Judetean?
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table mai tare ca in tigline nu se joaca in nici un cartier iar lifturi cu urme de topoare nu am vazut , poate prin locurile frecventate de tine sunt asa ca nu te contrazic

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apropo, cica au bagat 3G în Galati.

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