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post 10 May 2011, 19:34
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Eu sunt Tomitza,sunt din Bucuresti am 2 ani si sunt un bichon alb si frumos.Caut o bichonitza pentru imperechere.Am la activ o imperechere.Pentru imperechere suna-ma la nr. de telefon: 89 89 989
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Cat costa o "intalnire" ?
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post 16 May 2011, 20:34
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post 16 May 2011, 20:35
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post 16 May 2011, 21:17
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QUOTE(Marty @ 16 May 2011, 08:42)
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QUOTE(corbex @ 16 May 2011, 14:05)
Vezi ce scoate din el? Si se da suparat si se tine de-o parte !
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QUOTE(radian @ 16 May 2011, 21:34)
Profesore, ce fantezii ai...  radmasa.gif Sper ca n-ai spurcat scrumbiile alea inainte sa ni le donezi...
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mad.gif Voi nu aveti ce face la ora asta?? Am pus intrebarea pentru catelul unei rude din Bucuresti, care are un bichon... Ce uameni... Numai la prostii se gandesc! mellow.gif Am pus si eu o intrebare a gluma... voi ati facut din tantar armasar... sad.gif

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post 16 May 2011, 21:22
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post 16 May 2011, 21:24
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Uite cum strica Domnul Marty pofta oamenilor de a mai manca scrumbie... huh.gif

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post 16 May 2011, 21:30
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post 16 May 2011, 21:31
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post 16 May 2011, 21:46
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post 16 May 2011, 21:47
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post 16 May 2011, 21:48
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post 16 May 2011, 22:09
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Profesore, ce fantezii ai...  radmasa.gif Sper ca n-ai spurcat scrumbiile alea inainte sa ni le donezi...
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post 16 May 2011, 22:12
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post 16 May 2011, 22:20
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post 16 May 2011, 22:29
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 16 May 2011, 22:47)
Tu mai vrei scrumbie? Ca ii trece perioada...
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post 16 May 2011, 22:33
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Ti-am zis, iti trimit scrumbia la Bucuresti, gasesti un prieten care sa ti-o "gazduiasca" in frigider, apoi o recuperezi tu cumva, ca doar n-o fi capatul lumii de la Pitesti pana la Bucuresti? Dar faci o comanda de minim 10 kile, ca sa ma simt si eu implinit...


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post 16 May 2011, 22:34
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Bai profule, daca-mi fac vreodata o consignatie pe tine te pun vanzator. Ce texte ai in tine. radmasa.gif
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Bai profule, daca-mi fac vreodata o consignatie pe tine te pun vanzator. Ce texte ai in tine.  radmasa.gif
N-am ce face cu zece kile + de scrumbie, ca daca stau de congelaturi, iau dracu' direct macrou inghetat acum cine stie cati ani.
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icon_mrgreen.gif  Te-au speriat astia cu grasimile, ca scrumbia ingrasa... Prostii... Pune mana si mananca sanatos, sa fii rumen in obraji... Conteaza cumva demarajul unei masini? Sau forta de impact la ciocnire?  mellow.gif
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Bai profule, daca-mi fac vreodata o consignatie pe tine te pun vanzator. Ce texte ai in tine.  radmasa.gif
N-am ce face cu zece kile + de scrumbie, ca daca stau de congelaturi, iau dracu' direct macrou inghetat acum cine stie cati ani.
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Vorba e ca... scrumbia e alt peste, de "calitate"mai buna si este mult mai gras ca macroul (din cate vag imi amintesc). Carnea are alt gust. De fapt, mi se pare ca e unul din cei mai grasi pesti care se gasesc pe la noi.


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