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Marty
post 31 May 2010, 14:40
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Asa mi se parea si mie. Dar oricum e un tanar cu aspiratii si cu vise marete ce va schimba in scurt timp mersul motorului de Dacie wub.gif


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QUOTE(kitzsteinhorn91 @ 31 May 2010, 14:40)
[...] e un tanar cu aspiratii [...]


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post 31 May 2010, 14:42
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QUOTE(tribunul @ 31 May 2010, 15:03)
neparat cu omega 3
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Da-o dracu' cu omega trei... io vorbesc de margarina aia comunista, cu care am crescut toti... Nici in ziua de azi nu mi-i clar daca aia nu era vaselina undercover.


QUOTE(marksman @ 31 May 2010, 15:17)
Pai care e mai ieftina: acetona sau diluantul? Se poate inlocui cu tuica de prune?
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Ejnebun? Tuica de prune are un rol crucial in functionarea daciei... da' nu se baga in masina, se baga in mecanic, sa nu-l ia cu lesin cand strange chiulasa, sa nu-i tremure mana cand strange culbutorii, sa se dezinfecteze dupa ce si-o prins degetul sub ciocan... Acetona oricum e in cosul zilnic, doar o foloseste nevasta la unghii.

@markos. Cosul zilnic la dacie.

De ulei de masline la motor am zis si margarina in loc de aditiv.

Untura pentru cutia de viteze. Impreuna cu un drob de seu de oaie, ca in CV uleiul emai gros.

Marmelada in loc de vaselina pe garnitura de chiulasa...

Cartofi in portbagaj, pe post de desicant.

Tuica aia din rest de fierbere, aia de n-o bea nimeni, in rezervorul de apa de parbriz iarna.

2 litri de palinca de maramu', pentru pana prostului. Nu uita s-o iei de-acolo cand mergi la mecanic.

Ciorapii nevestei, rezerva curea la pompa de apa. Preferabil purtati, ca altfel dormi in cotet la caine

Inca un litru de rachiu in bord iarna, daca te lasa incalzirea, sa te incalzesti din mers.

Doua cepe rosii si o bucata de slanina afumata, in caz ca te-o lasat incalzirea si te opreste politia.

Un kil de mere, in caz ca te-o lasat incalzirea, te-o oprit politia, si tu mergi la intalnire.

Un borcan de mustar, in caz ca faci vreo gaura in radiator.

Mai is, da' am mai uitat... cine-si mai aduce aminte?

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post 31 May 2010, 14:43
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Pentru cine doreste sa vada poze atat cu FURIA GRI cat si cu p(CH)ilotul, sa mearga la pagina 4 a acesui maret topic rolleyes.gif


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post 31 May 2010, 14:46
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 31 May 2010, 15:46)
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Da, da' mustarul tine mai mult... ce faci, schimbi oul saptamanal?


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post 31 May 2010, 14:50
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si cu aberatii
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QUOTE(Marty @ 31 May 2010, 14:47)
Ma, asta-i frate cu ala perfectu', cum il cheama... Bysexus ala.
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post 31 May 2010, 14:51
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Pun pariu ca masina aia e 70% ASAM, nu stiu de ce am o vaga banuiala...


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post 31 May 2010, 14:53
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Pun pariu ca masina aia e 70% ASAM, nu stiu de ce am o vaga banuiala...
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Da' cine e Furia gri? El sau masina?

31 May 2010, 15:57:
Din poza aia constatam ca frana de mana e defecta. Strada e-n panta, el sprijina turismul sa n-o ia la vale. Alte poze mai exista?

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post 31 May 2010, 15:16
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post 31 May 2010, 15:34
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alea simuleaza bassu ? : doh.gif rofl1.gif

am vb cu manastirea si o sa-i faca si lui una unicata cu haur si smaralde.
io fac cadou moca. ph34r.gif

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da, sunt Karman Karton.
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radmasa.gif poate carton radmasa.gif

ps cand vine initiatoru de la scoala ? sau azi se da cu bac-ul unsure.gif

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da, sunt Karman Karton.
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Nu are si incuietoare la dulapurile alea de sub bord? Ca la un hop mai puternic ii cade un Karton de-ala peste genunchi si lui si pasagerului si declanseaza reflexul conditionat, darama dracu' cotetzu. N-ati vazut ce grosime are usa dulapului? blink.gif


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invidiosilorrrrr!!! radmasa.gif

habar naveti ce sistem de competitie are el acolo.cred case aude mai ceva cala concert cutoata muzica din fata radmasa.gif


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QUOTE(HondaD @ 30 May 2010, 00:12)
si pt ala ce zice ca oscileaza turometrul, poi clar ca oscileaza la miscari bruste ia dai 1 tare pana in 5 mi si schimba f repede viteza , in asa fel incat sa nu apuce sa scada turatia
si ai sa vezi cum face turometrul
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QUOTE(kitzsteinhorn91 @ 31 May 2010, 15:40)
Dar oricum e un tanar cu aspiratii
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