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post 17 Jun 2010, 16:23
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Propun redenumirea topicului in "Aventurile lui Filip".

Fiecare episod este plin de umor, chiar daca situatia in sine nu e amuzanta.


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post 17 Jun 2010, 16:25
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- Buna ziua vecine Pilif!
- Ha? Unde? Eu????
- Am trecut sa te intreb daca nu dai la mine bateria aia de mi-ai dat-o. Zdau bani!
- Aha, bani, ce bine, cum sa nu! Ce baterie?
- Aia dupa pretena chinelui tau Fifi, aia gri de ai dat-o la Remat!!!
- 'ta pe loc si nu misca, ma duc sa intreb de pret pe daciaclub!
- Pe cine sa intrebi mai Pilif?!?
- Pe tata nene!
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- Zice Maskatu... adica tata, ca sa dai 500 de mii si un bec de 60W!!!


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- Alo, nene, am vorbit din nou cu tata si cu Eugen_1648, si zice ca daca nu vrei tu sa mai dai inca 100 de mii pe baterie...?
- ..................!!!!!!!!!!
- Da' ce ti-am facut eu nene, de ce sa-mi dai mai bine una peste ochi? Lasa asa. Auzi... Da' mai am prin casa un calorifer d-ala de sub bord si un mecanism de stergatoare. Ma incurca pe aici, ti le dau gratis pe 400 de mii.
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- Nici asta nu vrei... Da' niste piulite de roti?
- ........?!? .......!
- Sa-ti fie rusine atunci vecine, am sa ma rog pentru iertarea sufletului tau in timp ce ma relaxez in casa mea de la periferie si traiesc din chirii!
- ...............!
- Nu cad eu in ispita! La revedere!

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post 17 Jun 2010, 16:27
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post 17 Jun 2010, 16:33
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post 17 Jun 2010, 16:54
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post 17 Jun 2010, 16:57
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QUOTE(Maskatu @ 17 Jun 2010, 17:33)
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Fericitule... ai avut cafea... mie mi se terminase cafeaua, am dat direct cu muci pe monitor


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post 17 Jun 2010, 17:15
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laugh.gif Foarte tare Muttley, ce-ai scris tu merita pastrat pe server pentru generatiile urmatoare de Dacioti! smile.gif PS: pe caine il cheama - Cibu.

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post 17 Jun 2010, 17:59
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post 17 Jun 2010, 18:18
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Sarmanul.... acum e senator!


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post 17 Jun 2010, 18:24
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pi are bani sa se stearga la coor cu ei.
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post 17 Jun 2010, 18:34
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Eu cred ca a facut.
Pentru el.
Si pentru familia lui.

Si la fel fac toti cei din conducere. Fac absolut tot ce este necesar pentru a le fi bine lor si apropiatiilor.


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post 17 Jun 2010, 18:43
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post 17 Jun 2010, 18:51
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Clar ,Filip face caterinca de noi.Noi ne dam de ceasul mortii si el rade pe sub mustati.Oricum este un actor de nota 20.Pacat ca nu apare la tv ar face concurenta atat lui Vadim cat si lui Bendeac.Este un mare comediant plus are talentul de a convinge.Bravo lui!

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post 17 Jun 2010, 19:18
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Da domle`! Uite ce fac eu in loc sa-mi vad de stre$$$iune! laugh.gif


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post 17 Jun 2010, 19:23
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Te mai amuzi si tu in casa.

Mai citesti o pagina, mai arunci un ochi pe DC...


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post 17 Jun 2010, 19:25
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Uite aici actor de nota 20:
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...din 7 cuvinte, oricat de uimitor ar parea, n-a scris nici macar unul corect.
Abia asta e actorie, ca altceva nu poate fi, e imposibil atat fizic cat si legal.

La Pilif mai este inca de dezbatut.

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post 17 Jun 2010, 19:33
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O sa ramaneti " huh.gif " daca v-oti intalni cu mine in realitate, pentru ca tot ce spun eu e adevarat, bine, contribuie si felul in care spun la "ciudatenie". huh.gif Nu stiu, mi-ar face placere sa vin si eu la intalnirea membrilor DC din iulie, insa... am ramas inca traumatizat vazandu-mi Daciuta sifonata! sad.gif

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post 17 Jun 2010, 19:44
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Ce convenabil...

Cine te-a-ntalnit fizic de pe forum? Kruger? ydaniel?

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post 17 Jun 2010, 19:53
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@Ydaniel doar... ii parea rau cand a vazut-o, la cat a muncit la ea... schimbat discuri de frana, montat aprindera electronica, elv, bara stabilizatoare, delco, s-a chinuit sa-mi izoleze fire electrice, urma sa-mi fac motoru`, schimbat tendoanele, mi-a antifonat podeaua vara trecuta, schimbat ulei motor + filtru, reglat carburator etc. Cum sa nu-ti para rau cand vezi masina lovita?

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post 17 Jun 2010, 20:00
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post 17 Jun 2010, 20:23
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Pai normal ca daca a vazut masina m-a vazut si pe mine, ca doar eu i-am adus masina sa se ocupe de ea... Daciile n-au inca optiunea "auto-drive to service station". unsure.gif

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post 17 Jun 2010, 21:20
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Si pe Kruger cum de nu-l stii? Nu de la el ai luat masina? Sau a mai existat un proprietar intermediar?


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post 17 Jun 2010, 21:40
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QUOTE(Filip @ 17 Jun 2010, 20:33)
O sa ramaneti "  huh.gif  " daca v-oti intalni cu mine in realitate, pentru ca tot ce spun eu e adevarat, bine, contribuie si felul in care spun la "ciudatenie".  huh.gif Nu stiu, mi-ar face placere sa vin si eu la intalnirea membrilor DC din iulie, insa... am ramas inca traumatizat vazandu-mi Daciuta sifonata!  sad.gif
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post 18 Jun 2010, 00:03
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Pfoa, mai Filip, nu ai prietena?!??!?! Vai, dar tu nu esti barbat ca noi... nu stii in ziua de azi ce greu e si ce realizare e sa ai o prietena?! Tu esti penibil rau, baiete!

Pai daca iti gasesti o prietena te schimbi...Sigur nu gasesti una ca tine, ca doar toti cautam prietene pt "savarina".. asa ca e evident ca schimbarea ta va fi in bine! Iar daca nu cauti o fata pt asta... pai ma baiatule, esti defect!!! Iar daca esti pe invers sa fereasca dzeu, ca doar asta e problema Romaniei in ziua de azi. Iar dzeu sta in cer sa se uite la tine if you are "eatin da poo poo", in timp ce X mai vinde juma din Romania, neferit de dzeu.

Daca viata ta nu se invarte in jurul p_zdei, ca a noastra, mama ce penibil esti si ce putem sa facem misto de tine ... doar Einstein stim ca cele mai mari descoperiri le facea cand avea prietena pitzy si amandine.

Deci clar, rezolvarea tuturor problemelor tale = prietena, tine minte!

Sa nu uiti sa intorci privirea dupa fiecare fata. Cu cat mai curva cu atat sa ii dai mai multa atentie, ca sa incurajam comportamentul asta si dupa sa ne miram ca tot mai multe sunt asa. Sa nu uiti sa claxonezi, daca esti in masina.

Conlcuzia e ca in niciun caz sa nu iti gasesti o fata care sa iti placa si care sa fie pe aceiasi lungime de unda cu tine. Importat e sa f*ti frate si sa ai prietena incontinuu, sa fii cool, oricum ar fi prietena. Neaparat! Preferabil una ce se uita toata ziua la "nora pt mama" si care e maro iarna.

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post 18 Jun 2010, 00:08
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"Deci clar, rezolvarea tuturor problemelor tale = prietena, tine minte! "
Nu chiar, ca a zis ca vrea si bani. Iar prietena, cu unele exceptii mai rare, te ajuta sa scapi de ei, nu sa-i obtii.


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post 18 Jun 2010, 08:29
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Dupa ce ca nu vroia el deloc, acum i-ai mai zis-o si pe asta. Thanks a lot. Acum sigur nu isi mai face gajica. dry.gif


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