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Alydor
post 15 Jun 2010, 14:59
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post 15 Jun 2010, 15:09
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    Eu ma pastrez virgin pentru Argon, deabia astept sa ma dezvirgineze in limuzina lui.
    14 iunie 2010, 19:53


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post 15 Jun 2010, 16:42
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 15 Jun 2010, 15:18)
Pana si argon te face
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post 15 Jun 2010, 18:51
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 15 Jun 2010, 15:18)
ady, poate am eu multi fani, dar esti de departe cel mai lipsit de imaginatie dintre ei. Pana si argon te face
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De cand ai fost suficient de prost pe piua si ti-ai lasat username-ul la dispozitia mea eu te-am cam lasat in pace, in "genialitatea" ta.
Exista cineva care sa nu te fi facut pe tine?
Tu pana si singur te-ai facut, si nu doar o data.


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post 15 Jun 2010, 19:02
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Pai in asta consta genialitatea lui. Nu e nimeni in stare sa-l faca mai rau decat se face el insusi.
Totusi eu ii apreciez consecventa cu care se baga-n topicuri de caterinca, cu toate ca in momentul in care e vazut uita lumea de subiect si-l ia la tarbaca.


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post 15 Jun 2010, 19:14
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post 15 Jun 2010, 21:31
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Am gasit un banc care i se potriveste janynei:

Un tip se duce in padure sa vaneze ursi. Vede ursul brun, duce pusca la ochi, trage si il omoara. In acelasi timp, simte o bataie pe umar, se intoarce si vede ursul negru, care ii spune:
- Omule, ai doua optiuni, ori ti-o trag, ori te scarman pana la moarte. Asta-i pedeapsa pentru uciderea unui urs.
Omul alege prima varianta. Dupa sase luni de durere, se intoarce in padure sa se razbune. Vede ursul negru, pune pusca la ochi si trage, omorandu-l. In acelasi timp, simte o bataie pe umar, se intoarce si il vede pe ursul Grizzly. Acesta ii spune:
- Omule, ai doua optiuni, ori ti-o trag, ori te scarman pana la moarte. Asta-i pedeapsa pentru uciderea unui urs.
Tipul alege prima optiune si indura cu vitejie. Dupa un an de durere se intoarce din nou in padure, cu gandul de a se razbuna. Vede ursul Grizzly, pune pusca la ochi, trage si il omoara. Din nou, simte o bataie pe umar si se intoarce. In fata sa era ursul polar, care ii zice:
- Bre, eu nu cred ca tu vii in padure doar ca sa vanezi.


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post 15 Jun 2010, 21:40
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post 16 Jun 2010, 07:47
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post 16 Jun 2010, 08:16
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Io-l stiam ca ultimul urs ii zice "ba, tu ori esti prost, ori iti place sa te fti in kur"


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post 16 Jun 2010, 08:18
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post 16 Jun 2010, 08:24
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 15 Jun 2010, 22:31)
Am gasit un banc care i se potriveste janynei:

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- Bre, eu nu cred ca tu vii in padure doar ca sa vanezi.
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post 16 Jun 2010, 08:47
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Vad ca a fost bun contul. Vezi bai Marty ca faci treaba si cu 10 lei?


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post 16 Jun 2010, 08:49
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 15 Jun 2010, 21:31)
- Bre,
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post 16 Jun 2010, 10:01
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QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 16 Jun 2010, 09:47)
Vad ca a fost bun contul. Vezi bai Marty ca faci treaba si cu 10 lei?
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post 16 Jun 2010, 10:10
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Lasa-l, ma, ca si asa a trebuit sa-i cheme p-aia de la Provident. Pentru 20 de lei trebuia sa ia imprumut pe 30 de ani de la banca.

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post 16 Jun 2010, 10:12
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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:13
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M-a rugat un prieten spaniol, Iker, sa va supun atentiei o problema. A vazut omul ce dezbateri serioase purtam aici si ce pareri pertinente avem si mi-a cerut ajutorul.
Vrea sa-si ia alta masina. E frumoasa de nu e voie. Problema ar fi rulajul. E ca la TIR, ca sa nu mai spun cati au condus-o.
Ce ziceti, merita?
Iata si poza cu masina.
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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:15
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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:15
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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:17
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Te-ai obisnuit tu cu poza Catalinei Toma din Playboy.

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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:20
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Pune tu poze cu prietena ta daca vrei ... eu nu pun nimic happy.gif

Si desi postul cu fruntea era o gluma ... fata chiar nu mi se pare un etalon de frumusete happy.gif


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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:30
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QUOTE(cosmin_2300 @ 16 Jun 2010, 13:20)
Pune tu poze cu prietena ta daca vrei ... eu nu pun nimic  happy.gif
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Eram tentat sa pun o poza cu Guru, da dupa ce-am vazut-o p-asta o sa-i dau papucii.

Intrebarea era daca merita luata la rulajul ala, nu daca e etalon de frumusete. Oricum sunt convins ca daca s-ar aseza la masa ta nici nu te-ai holba o ora la ea uitand de supa. tongue.gif


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Ce ma, e bolnav de-i dai supa?
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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:33
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Pai dupa ce se stramba la poza aia tu ce crezi?


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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:38
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post 16 Jun 2010, 12:42
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Lasa frate. Si daca scapa ulei, ce? Te uiti in ochii ei si scapi si tu.
E plina tara de strambe care mai pierd si compresia, da nu se mai plange nimeni de ele. Da asta de-am pus-o eu aici e urata, da-o dracu' de stramba paraplegica.


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