Imbecili de peste hotare, ca sa nu ne simtim singuri
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Imbecili de peste hotare, ca sa nu ne simtim singuri
b76bgaarh |
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Renault
Megane sedan
04/2007 1,5 dci 85 cp ZEFI Realme GT2 Neo cu here, maps, viamichelin, waze.
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Markos |
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Nu radeam ca n-ar avea sanse de castig, radeam de întamplarea în sine
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Reno
Megan
Privilej "Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
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maho |
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Dacia
1310
1983 "Mother, should I trust the government ?" - No fuckin' way !
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b76bgaarh |
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![]() Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 9.966 Joined: 5 October 06 From: Bucuresti ![]() |
ma eu nu ma pij decat in gradina....
da de mers in kuru gol merg la greu. daca ma pozeaza unu in kuru gol in curtea mea si publica poza, nu il strang de cont pe nenea.... This post has been edited by b76bgaarh: 3 Mar 2012, 17:58 |
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Renault
Megane sedan
04/2007 1,5 dci 85 cp ZEFI Realme GT2 Neo cu here, maps, viamichelin, waze.
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Markos |
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Reno
Megan
Privilej "Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
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cdadan |
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pegas
de dame
1986
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Merced |
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Ford
Ka
2012 1.2 benzina 69 cai Titanium it's a kind of peace.
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kaspersky |
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KIA
Cee'd SW 1.6 GSL
Base 2008 "Să fii patriot în România înseamnă să puți a iesle în timp ce constați că toate celelalte popoare ne sunt inferioare."
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Marty |
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#1089
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TOP 8 MORONS OF 2008
1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS. Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.' 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!' 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!' 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)! 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! |
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Gillette
De unica folosinta
2011
- B 999 NAM Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
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bygy007 |
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eu zic ca si asta http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news23972.html se incadreaza , gici ce cara ala in spate
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RENAULT
CAPTUR E-Tech full hybrid 145
2024
- B 07 BGY din subteranele Bucurestiului
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Fratzica |
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Ma doare capul de mor, dar tot m-am umflat de ras ![]() |
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Kia
Sportage
T-GDI 2021 "The happier we are, the less we see." - some japanese guy
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yoncv |
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Au vazut la stiri ca si-au uitat copilul la restaurant
QUOTE O fetita in varsta de trei ani a fost uitata de parintii ei intr-un restaurant din Maryland, SUA. Acestia au vazut la stiri ca fetita se afla inca acolo, dupa ce amandoi plecasera separat. |
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VW
Jetta
2017
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Markos |
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Reno
Megan
Privilej "Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
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Merced |
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![]() Asta-mi aduce aminte de un diacon mai tampit care asculta in afara orelor de program BUG Mafia la casetofonu' pe care mai baga preotu' cate o caseta cu un cor ceva pe la o biserica rurala. De vreo doua ori s-a intamplat sa porneasca direct in BUG. |
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Ford
Ka
2012 1.2 benzina 69 cai Titanium it's a kind of peace.
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Markos |
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![]() fost programator Group: Members Posts: 8.016 Joined: 27 October 05 From: Scursurești Vale ![]() |
Baaa, cum au pus aia mana la inima atunci cand a început Richi Martin
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Reno
Megan
Privilej "Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
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Marty |
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Pai au crezut ca-i de la ei si au vrut sa opreasca aipoadele.
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Gillette
De unica folosinta
2011
- B 999 NAM Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
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kaspersky |
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KIA
Cee'd SW 1.6 GSL
Base 2008 "Să fii patriot în România înseamnă să puți a iesle în timp ce constați că toate celelalte popoare ne sunt inferioare."
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yhattori |
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este vorba de incalcarea drepturilor de autor, nu hotie.
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bucatzel |
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Iai dau in judecata si m-am scos, ca erau si trace-uri contribuite de mine acolo.
OSM e pana la urma proiect open source, si posibil ca apple sa fi contribuit si ei cu ceva inapoi , deci in afara de vreun plimbator frustrat de caine cacacios s-ar putea sa nu mai fie si alt motiv de zarva. ( L.E. pare-se ca nu. Cei de la OSM asteapta si ei macar un bilet cu multzam' fain. http://blog.osmfoundation.org/2012/03/08/welcome-apple/ ) Mai nasol e ca daca e sa te iei dupa harta aia cand iesi la plimbare, sigur calci in vreun rahat. This post has been edited by bucatzel: 9 Mar 2012, 16:24 |
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Dacia
1300
1981
- 3-SB-2608 Si cu dansa-ntransa, si cu sufletu' in rai... cam greu...
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yhattori |
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QUOTE(bucatzel @ 9 Mar 2012, 16:21) cum probabil trace-urile tale sint puse acolo tot sub CC-BY-SA o sa fie cam greu sa dovedesti pierderile care ti le-a cauzat incalcarea licentei de catre Apple. probabil ai putea sa ceri ceva gen "punitive damages", adica sa scoata banul din buzunar ca sa se invete minte pe alta data. problema e ca tu esti unul, cu avocatul doi, apple are o armata de din astia si saci de bani. sa te vad ce faci cind primesti citatie ca ai infatisare la nu stiu ce tribunal din fundul californiei peste doua zile. de fapt nu m-ar mira daca s-ar descoperi ca de fapt OSM incalca ceva patente si drepturi de autor ale Apple. |
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Dacia
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- 3-SB-2608 Si cu dansa-ntransa, si cu sufletu' in rai... cam greu...
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cdadan |
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Fratzica |
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#1103
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Kia
Sportage
T-GDI 2021 "The happier we are, the less we see." - some japanese guy
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iulia_boris |
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Dacia
Dokker Laureate 1,6..
2016
- B 696 BUL Cu cat cunosc mai bine oamenii, cu atat iubesc mai mult cainii.
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Marty |
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Dupa specialistii americani si cei britanici, a venit rindul specialistilor din Olanda sa trimita studii la libertatea!
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Gillette
De unica folosinta
2011
- B 999 NAM Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
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bucatzel |
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Si voi faceati misto de Filip. El de fapt isi pastreaza mintea in forma maxima.
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Dacia
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1981
- 3-SB-2608 Si cu dansa-ntransa, si cu sufletu' in rai... cam greu...
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Markos |
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Fomeia te face cu nervii, intri în vrie si faci prostii, asta-i toata smecheria. Nu-i nimic senzational aici.
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Reno
Megan
Privilej "Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
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iulia_boris |
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Dacia
Dokker Laureate 1,6..
2016
- B 696 BUL Cu cat cunosc mai bine oamenii, cu atat iubesc mai mult cainii.
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bion |
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Acu depende si de designul fumeii respective. Unele pot sa te blocheze la ce bunaciuni sunt altele la ce purtatoare ilegale de pixda sunt.Este si un procent mic cu "ph neutru"
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Dacia
SLZ Scala
2003
- TM54 Crăpa-le-ar Domnul ficații
Și setea ogoi-le-ar cu venin, Căci n-au păreche-n lume blestemații Crîșmarii care toarnă apă-n vin ! |
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kato |
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 236 Joined: 17 October 06 From: barlad ![]() |
de aia canta loredana groaza ridica-ma la cer?
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renault
scenic
2000 rxt - scenic III 1.6 dci
- vs 05 glx vs 79 glx
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