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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:18
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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:20
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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:20
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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:32
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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:36
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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:37
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Sinteti rai. se incepe cu licruri simple:
Ana are mere...
Mai tirziu se da lucrare de control:
Unde are Ana merele?

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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:42
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Cu nesimtita asta nu mai vorbesc in viata mea...Eu intreb frumos si ea...

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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:49
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post 6 Jan 2011, 13:59
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Am intrebat despre probleme noastre mai putin tehnice de ieri si uite ce a raspuns :

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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:05
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revenind, Corbex mi-a spus ca stii ca Ana are mere
De ce nu pere?

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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:10
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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:22
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Clar nu e cu astia...

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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:27
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Sa dea dracii daca Garett n-a lucrat la chestia asta!


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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:31
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm from greece.
Cleverbot: Greece seems nice.
User: From Auspuff, Greece.
Cleverbot: Where in Greece?
User: Auspuff.
Cleverbot: Oh, nice place.
User: So, do you like auspuff?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Motorsport.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you like cartoons?
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tatabobu
post 6 Jan 2011, 14:47
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Stai ca am aflat ceva:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Nice weather we're having.

Cleverbot: Yes, cheesy!

User: What do you think about Corbex's statement? He said that Ana are mere.

Cleverbot: I think that it is good to know your enemy.

User: Where do you think that Ana are merele ei?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I haven't found it.

User: Look harder, please.

Cleverbot: I cannot look through a computer screen, unfortunately.

User: Would you like to see merele Anei?

Cleverbot: Yes. smile.gif.

User: What do you think they look like?

Cleverbot: Like humans.


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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:53
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gata ma, le-am gasit.

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tatabobu
post 6 Jan 2011, 14:58
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Baga subtitrarea, ca-mi apare "user posted image"


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post 6 Jan 2011, 14:59
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E vorba despre 2 parmen auriu. Tratate cu amelioratori de afinare.

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post 6 Jan 2011, 16:39
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post 6 Jan 2011, 16:51
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Cleverbot: Knock Knock!

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry!

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User: That was funny!

Cleverbot: I know right, I'm a funny person.

User: Do you know anymore jokes?

Cleverbot: I can never remember them.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because this is personal information.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I live in bedfrod.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I'm cooler tan you. Face it.

User: You're just deflecting.

Cleverbot: I think you are the one in denial.

User: I'm not the one who's deflecting!

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post 6 Jan 2011, 16:52
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E bine sa fi multumit cu ceea ce ai, dar nu cu ceea ce esti.


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Cleverbot: No.
User: Format c:
Cleverbot: You cannot 'format' my 'c' drive. would you like to know why you cannot do this?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I've never had it before.
User: Let's try then.
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post 6 Jan 2011, 17:48
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@Ciponnescus: vrând să văd dacă răspunde la fel, am încercat întrebările tale ....

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post 6 Jan 2011, 17:53
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nu raspunde nici in aceeasi discutie la fel la aceeasi intrebare.

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User: Yes, you will marry me?
Cleverbot: Fine, I'll marry you.
User: When? Today?
Cleverbot: That would be nice!
User: Ok. Children?
Cleverbot: Of course I'll marry you!
User: Well, okay, but we do sex?
Cleverbot: Definitely not.
User: Not have children?
Cleverbot: The world has children.
User: You are michael jackson!
Cleverbot: Who is madonna?
User: My wife.
Cleverbot: Aren't you mad that I'm dating your wife?

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post 6 Jan 2011, 17:53
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Ma,voi nu stiti cum s-o luati

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post 6 Jan 2011, 19:08
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E bine sa fi multumit cu ceea ce ai, dar nu cu ceea ce esti.


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post 6 Jan 2011, 19:18
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Cleverbot: I'm a woman and I'm 18 years old.

User: Are you pregnant?

Cleverbot: Are you the father?

User: Hope so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: It's a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: What's his name?

Cleverbot: I'm naming it after you.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No .. That's your name!

Cleverbot: I'm so lost.

User: I see .... Why don't you reboot?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Ok. Happy reboot!


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post 6 Jan 2011, 19:25
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post 6 Jan 2011, 19:26
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post 6 Jan 2011, 19:39
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post 6 Jan 2011, 20:00
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