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post 1 Mar 2011, 00:42
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QUOTE(Marty @ 1 Mar 2011, 00:01)
nu retin date de nastere.
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Am un sistem de alerte foarte bine pus la punct pe comp. Toata lumea e trecuta in addressbook cu numele complet, data nasterii, etc... Si tot mi-am luat teapa... Ca eu setasem sa-mi dea o alerta si cu o saptamana inainte, sa am timp de cumparat cadou. Si dracu' stie ce m-am jucat la un moment dat, dar am omorat avertizarile alea de 7 zile. Noroc ca pana m-am prins n-au fost zile de nastere la care sa ma agit foarte tare.


QUOTE(Muttley @ 1 Mar 2011, 00:11)
Mie mi-a si zis odata dimineata, "azi ma duc sa ma tund".
Seara, priviri apasatoare... eu, inocent... "ce-am facut????? sad.gif "

Sa mai continui? sleep.gif
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Nu, ca exact la fel se intamplase si la mine... stiam ca se duce in ziua aia la coafor. Iesim dupa aia in oras. Ni' nu s-au salutat bine, si deja "Ai fost la coafooooor? Ce faaaain iti staaaaa". Si nu se vazusera de o luna. Eu ma uitam ca tampitu' ... inca nu reusisem sa observ diferenta.


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post 1 Mar 2011, 01:10
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post 1 Mar 2011, 09:55
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Eu fac exact invers. 'Te-ai tuns! Ce bine iti sta!' cu raspunsul 'Da tu ce-ai fumat? Ca eu n-am mai calcat pe la coafor de juma' de an' radmasa.gif

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post 1 Mar 2011, 10:40
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Pai, atunci, poti sa ii spui, scuze, credeam ca tu ai fost la coafor azi biggrin.gif


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post 1 Mar 2011, 10:41
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Sa vezi apoi ce abonament saptamanal isi face la coafor.


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post 1 Mar 2011, 11:24
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QUOTE(neumann @ 1 Mar 2011, 00:00)
Neah, incearca sa dai raspunsu corect la intrebarea "Crezi ca m-am ingrasat?"
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Poti incerca sa raspunzi cu "Intotdeauna ai fost grasa draga mea...."

Da' nu incerca numa' daca tipa are simtul umorului altfel iti iei o poseta peste cap blush.gif


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post 1 Mar 2011, 15:22
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Eu am patit-o rau cu coaforu. Recunosc, desi am spirit de observatie in general la tot ce tine de partea profesionala, acasa nu ma intereseaza nimic.
Asa ca acu cateva zile, era ger afara, treuia sa mergem la teatru si am observat ca parul nevesti-mii straluceste cam tare. "-Ce-ti veni sa te speli pe cap acu cand iesim afara pe geru asta?"... "-Nu m-am spalat acu. M-am vopsit! Blond!" [din saten ma rog...] " - Azi? " "-NU! ACU O SAPTAMANA! [@7%&$!]"


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post 1 Mar 2011, 15:29
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post 1 Mar 2011, 15:30
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Vand trusa de tubulare, crom-vanadium, 108 piese (incuse si tubularele E sau Torx pt automobile straine). Super pret! Made in Germany.
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post 1 Mar 2011, 16:59
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azi am facut o descoperire importanta. E 1 Martie si nu 30 februarie sad.gif


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post 1 Mar 2011, 17:00
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Ai primit martisor?


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post 1 Mar 2011, 17:03
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post 1 Mar 2011, 17:03
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nu, de ce sa primesc? am de dat vreo doua trei


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post 1 Mar 2011, 17:39
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[quote=ady77,1 Mar 2011, 15:30]
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Vand trusa de tubulare, crom-vanadium, 108 piese (incuse si tubularele E sau Torx pt automobile straine). Super pret! Made in Germany.
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Nu e bursa aici, sau nu ai bani de cadou? tongue.gif
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post 1 Mar 2011, 18:14
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post 1 Mar 2011, 18:35
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ba d'asta stiu !


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post 1 Mar 2011, 21:44
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QUOTE(kog @ 1 Mar 2011, 17:59)
azi am facut o descoperire importanta. E 1 Martie si nu 30 februarie sad.gif
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Asta e naspa, ca ieri a fost 28... ar urma in mod firesc 29...


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post 1 Mar 2011, 21:58
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QUOTE(kog @ 1 Mar 2011, 17:59)
azi am facut o descoperire importanta. E 1 Martie si nu 30 februarie sad.gif
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Te-ai dus fara martisor la gagica! Uita-te pe net dupa un furnizor de palmare, luna urmatoare o sa-ti fie de folos.


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post 1 Mar 2011, 22:03
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QUOTE(kog @ 1 Mar 2011, 16:59)
azi am facut o descoperire importanta. E 1 Martie si nu 30 februarie sad.gif
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Ai facut abstractie de ideea cu martisorul si ai primit mancare rece la amiaza?


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post 1 Mar 2011, 22:58
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martisoare am avut, da ma gandeam ca februarie are macar 30 de zile rolleyes.gif . Mancarea a fost calda tongue.gif


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post 1 Mar 2011, 23:25
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Norocul tau, vezi ca la anu s-ar putea sa nu mai ai parte de aceeasi clementa... biggrin.gif


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post 1 Mar 2011, 23:32
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kog: n-ai stiut sa bagi repede replica: "Scuza-ma 5 minute, am uitat martisorul in masina."?


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post 1 Mar 2011, 23:54
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le aveam cumparate de luni da m-am gandit ca mai e vreme, pana ma intreaba tata:
"-In cat suntem azi?
- 30? sleep.gif
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- Pai sambata o fost 26, duminica 27...
- Ma te-ai tampit?
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- 1 Martie. Cate zile are Februarie?
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am dat martisor la mama iute, am urcat in masina si am decolat la impartit martisoare


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