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post 21 Mar 2011, 14:46
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Tocmai acum, cind nu mai ai ce sa patesti?


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post 21 Mar 2011, 14:52
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QUOTE(b76bgaarh @ 21 Mar 2011, 15:31)
ultima data cand am condus beat mam ales insurat. acum nu mai fac aceeasi prostie.
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post 21 Mar 2011, 14:54
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ba tocmai ca am dat spaga, si am scapat sa imi ridice carnetu, da nu mau lasat sa mai conduc io, au puso pe tanti la volan. si de acolo a inceput..... cerata, vorba bancului.

corbexe in ianuarie am sarbatorit 5 ani de la divort.


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post 21 Mar 2011, 15:02
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ups... wrong section! blush.gif

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post 21 Mar 2011, 15:03
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QUOTE(b76bgaarh @ 21 Mar 2011, 14:54)
in ianuarie am sarbatorit 5 ani de la divort.
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post 21 Mar 2011, 18:04
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Mdea, apropo, divortul se sarbatoreste sau se comemoreaza? Hai ca nu sunt offtopic ca oricum se bea la amandoua.
I-o fi venit omului rezultatele de la IML?


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post 21 Mar 2011, 18:06
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depinde cat ai de platit dupa ce se pronunta.

si eu sunt curios, de rezultat.

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post 21 Mar 2011, 21:10
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Testat:

Dupa o semi-noapte de consum (0.30 la mie in aer expirat), recte 22.00-04.00, dormit putin, luat la trezire doua comprimate cu B si ceva potasiu de la o portocala, la 08.00 testat etilo, rezultat 0.00.

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post 21 Mar 2011, 21:30
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Oi fi baut alcool medicinal. Ala nici nu desinfecteaza, dar sa te imbete.


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:18
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Inca nu mi-a sosit rezultatul, astept...

E posibil ca niste castraveti murati sa fi cauzat asta? stiu ca am mancat inainte cu 5 ore niste castraveti murati...

Daca e posibil, va iesii si in sange?


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:35
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Daca pe langa castraveti in otet ai baut si 1 litru de zeama e foarte posibil happy.gif


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:35
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daca au fost la murat in vodca cu sare cu siguranta... wink.gif

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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:36
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Castravetii murati sunt in saramura. Castravetii acrii sunt in otet.


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:38
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Eu murati le zic si la aia in saramura si la aia in otet si la aia "bain-marie" (cred ca asa se scrie dry.gif )


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:38
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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:39
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Presimt un link imbecil...


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:40
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Senatorul ala de maramures, prin 9o si mai mult, a iesit alcoolizat dupa ce mincase mere. Sau suc de mere. sau palinca de mere. Nu mai stiu exact.


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post 22 Mar 2011, 15:44
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QUOTE(Markos @ 20 Mar 2011, 23:06)
Sunt doua. DIESEL si COGNAC  183.gif
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Dar cand vezi "tractorist 'telectual" nu tresari?

@BotOt. Data viitoare miroase si tu etilotestul inainte sa sufli in el. Sau cere sa-ti schimbe mustiucul, ca am inteles ca se poate cere asta.


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post 22 Mar 2011, 19:51
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QUOTE(Marty @ 22 Mar 2011, 15:39)
Presimt un link imbecil...
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te-ai inselat... radmasa.gif laugh.gif mai imbecil ca raspunsul tau la cererea de ajutor din partea cuiva care cauta un webmaster...nu cred ca este ! wink.gif


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post 22 Mar 2011, 19:53
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QUOTE(george_scala_2004 @ 22 Mar 2011, 19:51)
raspunsul tau la cererea de ajutor din partea cuiva care cauta un webmaster

link? unsure.gif


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post 22 Mar 2011, 20:02
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QUOTE(b76bgaarh @ 21 Mar 2011, 14:54)
ba tocmai ca am dat spaga, si am scapat sa imi ridice carnetu, da nu mau lasat sa mai conduc io, au puso pe tanti la volan. si de acolo a inceput..... cerata, vorba bancului.

corbexe in ianuarie am sarbatorit 5 ani de la divort.
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Eram io cu una in masina. Masina ei. La 2-3 dimineata, bantuiam prin Bucuresti. Ne opreste un filtru. Aia zice ca n-are actele la ea, sunt la sotul ei. Aia se uita prin geam la mine si-i spun aleia sa mi le ceara. La care maimuta spune "pai nu e el, sotul meu e acasa". Sa mai spun ca s-au cenzurat militienii pe ei de ras si ne-au lasat in pace? radmasa.gif


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post 22 Mar 2011, 20:34
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Victorase, cind s-o constitui Asociatia Pagubitilor Conjugal, ai kkrisit steagul !

LE Hai cu o analiza, cum e corect, "conjugal" sau :conjugali" ?

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post 22 Mar 2011, 20:37
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post 22 Mar 2011, 20:39
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QUOTE(corbex @ 22 Mar 2011, 20:34)
LE Hai cu o analiza, cum e corect, "conjugal" sau :conjugali" ?
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post 22 Mar 2011, 21:48
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QUOTE(Shush @ 22 Mar 2011, 15:38)
Eu murati le zic si la aia in saramura si la aia in otet si la aia "bain-marie" (cred ca asa se scrie dry.gif )
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Cum îs castraveții "băi Mărie"?


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post 22 Mar 2011, 21:52
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Castraveti d-aia mici pusi in borcane cu ceva zeama cu apa rece, otet, felii de ceapa si morcov, boabe de mustar, piper, sare si zahar si apoi fierte borcanele.
Cred ca le zice si bulgaresti.

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post 22 Mar 2011, 22:15
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Aia deja e salata fiarta.


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post 22 Mar 2011, 22:18
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QUOTE(Marty @ 22 Mar 2011, 15:36)
Castravetii acrii sunt in otet.
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post 22 Mar 2011, 22:18
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Fiarta cu apa rece?


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