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Merced
post 6 Jul 2010, 09:43
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post 6 Jul 2010, 10:07
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Nu v-ati prins ca argon conduce numai avioane? Pana si secspero are probabil stramosi printre Cessna, Diamond sau CT.


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post 6 Jul 2010, 10:41
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Acu' ce-aveti cu el... Ca parca voua nu v-o place sa va dati prin cercuri.

Argoane, hai la Timisoara, ca s-o facut ditai giratoriul la iesirea spre Arad. Poti sa bagi G-uri in tine pana ti se imbrehane de ele.


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post 6 Jul 2010, 10:43
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G-uri d'alea de se gasesc in unele gauri? unsure.gif radmasa.gif


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post 6 Jul 2010, 11:30
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da' dar nu inteleg cum le simte argon... parca era invers.


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post 6 Jul 2010, 12:01
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No, mare problema... e asa greu sa parcurgi giratoriul in sensul acelor de ceasornic?


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post 6 Jul 2010, 14:13
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post Astăzi, 09:35
Mesaj #261

cumperi o bara de 3m o tai pe jumate o calculezi vazi cat iti intra cam 125 sau 135 nu mai stiu sigur poti suda la capetele batei cate o plabanda pentru a da gaura in ea si a prinde de suporti de sus si de jos iar la centru trasezi tai cu flexu si sudezi.
Eu pe langa cele doua bari puse in x as mai pune ina sus pentru e le unii capetele si jos la fel iar dupa aceea dau gauri si prind o mocheta cu braduti .

Clar, nu? Eu as propune sa puna si un mileu cu un peste de sticla, sau elefant de portelan, ceva...


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post 6 Jul 2010, 14:46
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braduti de prindere, un fel de cleme de plastic...


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post 6 Jul 2010, 15:11
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Are demnitatea sa-si ceara scuze, ca a incurcat brazii....


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post 6 Jul 2010, 15:22
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Stiu, kog, ca si eu am pus "braduti in masina" biggrin.gif ; "mocheta cu braduti" este cireasa de pe frisca exprimarii hurducaite pe tastatura.


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post 6 Jul 2010, 21:20
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QUOTE(djasu82 @ 6 Jul 2010, 10:43)
Ce naiba i-ai facut la masina ... dupa ce iti repara sclavul ala oalele pune mana cumpara doua protecti de oale de spate 1310 le tai pe jumatate ca sa le mai ingustezi le prinzi cu pocnituri si le si lipesti cu a+b dupa aceea sub oala masini si nu mai ai dureri de cap.
Nici la groapa nu ti-o primeste astia biggrin.gif
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post 6 Jul 2010, 21:29
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QUOTE(costin_bad @ 6 Jul 2010, 16:22)
Stiu, kog, ca si eu am pus "braduti in masina" biggrin.gif ; "mocheta cu braduti" este cireasa de pe frisca exprimarii hurducaite pe tastatura.
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Exprimarea omului este deja consacrata dar ce ai pus tu ca fiind de bula e cat se poate de corect.
Poti prinde mocheta cu braduti sau un furtun cu un colier. Asta nu inseamna ca furtunurile au coliere desenate pe ele.


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Andy_ACS
post 7 Jul 2010, 13:25
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QUOTE(marius80_eugen @ 7 Jul 2010, 14:01)
Si eu am primit gratis o cartela , dar pot spune ca m-am plimbat o ora pe langa ei ca sa ma bage unul in seama si fac pariu ca multi ar fi vrut o cartela si nu au primit ca nu erau imbracati in fuste si nu aveau nici decoltee epilate .
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post 7 Jul 2010, 13:46
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Io m-am plimbat 2 ore prin Herastrau, nu mi-a dat nimeni nimic sad.gif
Al dracului noroc am, nu ma nimeresc niciodata linga o pomana! sad.gif


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post 7 Jul 2010, 13:48
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Macar au apa la cismea gratis in Herastrau.


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post 7 Jul 2010, 13:53
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QUOTE(corbex @ 7 Jul 2010, 13:46)
Io m-am plimbat 2 ore prin Herastrau, nu mi-a dat nimeni nimic  sad.gif
Al dracului noroc am, nu ma nimeresc niciodata linga o pomana! sad.gif
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Pai plimba-te simbata dimineata pe linga vreun cimitir, nu prin Herastrau....


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post 7 Jul 2010, 13:57
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Harta din jipiesu' meu nu le are trecute... wacko.gif
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post 7 Jul 2010, 13:58
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QUOTE(Andy_ACS @ 7 Jul 2010, 14:25)
Ia uite ce colegi avem, imbracati in fuste cu decoltee epilate smile.gif
Naomi ...


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:02
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Da, si mie imi place sa primesc coliva, mere, chifle, napolitane, pachete de biscuiti, cand se imparte la cimitir iar la parastase ceva mai consistent: pilaf cu copan de gaina. biggrin.gif
Sunt unii care chiar si-au facut agenda cu evenimentele nefericite, si sunt nelipsiti de la inmormantari. De obicei sunt batrani, insa unii chiar nu sunt saraci. Oricum atractia unui lucru gratis nu tine cont de avere! biggrin.gif

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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:09
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QUOTE(Filip @ 7 Jul 2010, 15:02)
Da, si mie imi place sa primesc coliva, mere, chifle, napolitane, pachete de biscuiti, cand se imparte la cimitir iar la parastase ceva mai consistent: pilaf cu copan de gaina.

adica esti pomanagiu.


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:12
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E țârcovnic...


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:12
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Da, sunt! radmasa.gif Eh... ocazional, n-am prea mai mers la cimitir, dar uneori plecam cu sacosa plina! biggrin.gif Si culmea e ca nu cer, oamenii vin la mine!
Oricum, cea mai mare jignire pe care poti sa o aduci unui om care iti da mancare, e sa REFUZI! nono.gif

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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:14
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Eu cred ca tu nu esti normal.


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:15
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radmasa.gif Eh... macar sunt pe topicul potrivit!


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:17
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Mai uita-te si tu in oglinda inainte sa iesi din casa, ceva nu se pupa daca babele dau buzna sa te miluiasca.

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radmasa.gif  Eh... macar sunt pe topicul potrivit!
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Asta e buna, bravo Filip! radmasa.gif

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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:19
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Vrei sa spui ca am fata de milog? Probabil, nu stiu.... radmasa.gif


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:21
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QUOTE(Filip @ 7 Jul 2010, 15:12)
Si culmea e ca nu cer, oamenii vin la mine!

Pai inspiri mila, de-aia.

Daca vrei sa produci mai mult, ia un placaj de-ala de roata, picteaza pe el MORDE FUAME! si du-te la Reînvierea sambata dimineata. Alege un loc bun pe aleea principala si stai pe jos, abatut. Strangi de nu le poti duce, bine ar fi sa mergi cu dacia.


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:23
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Daca merge cu dacia, ea insasi e mesajul, nu mai trebuie sa scrie nimic


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Daaa... vin cu saci d-aia noi de rafie (ca-s ieftini), si... umplu un sac.... il duc la Dacie... parcata strategic 2-3 strazi mai incolo, sa nu atraga atentia. Il pun in portbagaj, mai iau un sac de rafie... si tot asa! smile.gif)


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post 7 Jul 2010, 14:24
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QUOTE(Filip @ 7 Jul 2010, 15:19)
Vrei sa spui ca am fata de milog? Probabil, nu stiu....  radmasa.gif
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Vezi sa nu ai spate de milog ca te trezesti cu dansa-ntransu radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif

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