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post 25 Aug 2010, 18:27
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post 25 Aug 2010, 18:30
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post 25 Aug 2010, 18:44
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QUOTE(bion @ 25 Aug 2010, 17:05)
M-am dat ieri cu un  din asta 16 diesel si tre ` sa recunosc ca se misca neasteptat de bine taraboanta .
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post 25 Aug 2010, 18:45
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Insonorizarea o are de citiva ani. tocmai i se terminase bateria.


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post 25 Aug 2010, 18:46
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ce sa zica ca nu ia dus lipsa ? tongue.gif


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post 25 Aug 2010, 18:51
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N-are ba din alea ca nu e mitsupishi.
Mosu io schimb bateria dar tu daca n-ai compresie sau faci pana ramai cu "slza" cheala wacko.gif penis_proteza_.jpg ( Size: 16.13k ) Number of downloads: 512


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post 26 Aug 2010, 08:33
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Unu care promite ...!

QUOTE(ngabyyy @ 25 Aug 2010, 23:02)
E pentru ce impatimi-ti si nu mai !!!
ce v-ati dori pe o solenza 2?
Motorizari
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sau 1.4 16v?
nu braduti fuc iu ca atat mai stii.... icon_mrgreen.gif
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post 26 Aug 2010, 08:43
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S-a rezolvat, se poate-nchide!


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corbex
post 26 Aug 2010, 09:38
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Bolovanul habar n-are ca solenta e supermotorizata. Are motoare si la stergtor, la aeroterma, unele chiar si la geamuri. daca aduni caii putere de la toate, iti da citiva magari in plus.


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post 26 Aug 2010, 09:46
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QUOTE(bion @ 25 Aug 2010, 18:05)
M-am dat ieri cu un  din asta 16 diesel [...] rolleyes.gif


QUOTE(corbex @ 25 Aug 2010, 18:55)
Da' te-ai murdarit de praf?


"toujours" te murdaresti pe pantaloni cand te dai jos din masina asta.... laugh.gif

[...] asa se recunosc posesorii de DASTĂR wink.gif tongue.gif

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post 26 Aug 2010, 09:48
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QUOTE(membru_DC @ 26 Aug 2010, 10:46)
DASTĂR  wink.gif  tongue.gif
Prafster, bai!


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post 26 Aug 2010, 09:52
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vorba lu' marty, parca-i mai frumos "paceaură".... ar merge sa-i faci o gluma unui coleg cu o astfel de achizitie blush.gif

PS: parca este 1 RON caracteru' la piese auto (8 x 1 = 8 RON) naughty1.gif

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post 26 Aug 2010, 12:04
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QUOTE(Imparatul @ 26 Aug 2010, 12:58)
Dar porneste sau nu? Daca nu porneste, ai claxon si face asa ceva e dusa bateria.
Un element de la baterie a murit ori s-a desprins, are curent dar nu si amperi. De aceea are claxon si totusi lumini.
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post 26 Aug 2010, 22:05
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Daca deschizi geamul si ramai fara amperi, ai curent, dar nu amperi.
Eu asa am patit. Am descuiat din telecomanda, am dat geamul jos si..s-au terminat amperii. Noroc ca era un magazin depiese auto in apropiere smile.gif...ca geamul era electric.


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post 26 Aug 2010, 22:06
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si ai mai cumparat niste amperi ?


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post 26 Aug 2010, 23:17
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Juma de litru si i-a turnat in baterie.


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post 27 Aug 2010, 01:15
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cat mai e kilu de amperi?


la negru, evident.


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post 27 Aug 2010, 04:50
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QUOTE(Neagu Ionut @ 27 Aug 2010, 00:17)
Juma de litru
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in ultima vreme p'aci' pe la mine se mai gasea doar sub forma gazoasa... smile.gif
pe unde gasesc sub forma lichida?... unsure.gif


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post 27 Aug 2010, 07:55
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QUOTE(Filip @ 26 Aug 2010, 19:41)
Ai 15 ani, munceste verile si cand mai ai timp liber, cere bani si de la parinti, strange alocatia si reconditioneaza masina. Strange bani ca la 18 ani sa dai de carnet, dar vezi sa-ti ramana si de masina. Lasa femeile si prajiturile pe mai incolo, conteaza ca la 18 ani sa ai MASINA, indiferent de cat de putini bani ai avea. Iti garantez eu ca te simti alt om cand ai masina pe numele tau, nu conteaza ca buzunarul e gol, mandria de a avea numele scris in talon e de nepretuit. Nu conteaza ca ai bani sa mergi cu ea 1 data pe saptamana... nu conteaza, sacrifica tot si repara masina!!!!!!QQ!!!!!
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post 27 Aug 2010, 07:57
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Combinatie exploziva....femeile si prajiturile.

27 Aug 2010, 09:03:
QUOTE(Iulikk @ 26 Aug 2010, 21:53)
Deci... s-a intamplat si la mine... nasol moment huh.gif . Tocmai ce am m-a lovit un nene cu un VW Passat in spate
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A luat sau a dat?

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post 27 Aug 2010, 08:19
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post 27 Aug 2010, 08:44
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D-aia a ajuns tara asta cum a ajuns, ca n-am gandit toti ca Filip. sad.gif


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post 27 Aug 2010, 09:33
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Sa-l omoare cineva p-ala, sa nu se mai zbata...


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post 27 Aug 2010, 10:11
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QUOTE(Markos @ 27 Aug 2010, 01:15)
cat mai e kilu de amperi?
la negru, evident.
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Nu stiu, am luat jumatate de litru, la rosu.


QUOTE(membru_DC @ 27 Aug 2010, 04:50)
in ultima vreme p'aci' pe la mine se mai gasea doar sub forma gazoasa...  smile.gif
pe unde gasesc sub forma lichida?...  unsure.gif
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Cauta pe la remat, sigur ai sa gasesti cativa amperi aproape noi la pret derizoriu. Am gasit si niste volti dar erau cam vechi.


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post 27 Aug 2010, 10:19
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Amperi la negru...
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post 27 Aug 2010, 12:33
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QUOTE(Manta B @ 27 Aug 2010, 13:08)
Multumesc frumos si scuze pentru deranj. smile.gif

P.S.: 10% warn asta o sa raman cat timp cu el?  sad.gif
P.S.2: Daca am fix aceeasi masina cu un alt user de aici(i-am cumparat-o), se poate considera clona?
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post 27 Aug 2010, 12:50
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Desi un click pe patratelul rosu din quote ar fi mai mult decat edificator, scurta introducere: un membru de 15 ani si fara bani, cu o Dacie 1300 cu lonjeroanele putrezite dar la care tine mult, cu inima sfasiata, ne anunta ca e posibil sa renunte la harb. Taica-su', proprietarul masinii de altfel, il incurajeaza s-o dea dracu'.

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QUOTE(Filip @ 26 Aug 2010, 19:41)
Ai 15 ani, munceste verile si cand mai ai timp liber, cere bani si de la parinti, strange alocatia si reconditioneaza masina. Strange bani ca la 18 ani sa dai de carnet, dar vezi sa-ti ramana si de masina. Lasa femeile si prajiturile pe mai incolo, conteaza ca la 18 ani sa ai MASINA, indiferent de cat de putini bani ai avea. Iti garantez eu ca te simti alt om cand ai masina pe numele tau, nu conteaza ca buzunarul e gol, mandria de a avea numele scris in talon e de nepretuit. Nu conteaza ca ai bani sa mergi cu ea 1 data pe saptamana... nu conteaza, sacrifica tot si repara masina!!!!!!QQ!!!!!
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Deci n-ar fi prima oara cand asta vine cu pledoarii de genu', dar de data asta se cam joaca cu focul, parerea mea.

Sunt totusi offtopic, asa ceva ar fi trebuit sa intre la bula idiotului, da' acest topic (cred ca) nu exista.

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post 27 Aug 2010, 12:53
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QUOTE(Muttley @ 27 Aug 2010, 13:50)
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Sunt totusi offtopic, asa ceva ar fi trebuit sa intre la bula idiotului, da' acest topic (cred ca) nu exista.
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post 27 Aug 2010, 12:53
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arunca o geana putin mai sus.


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post 27 Aug 2010, 13:03
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QUOTE(Manta B @ 27 Aug 2010, 12:29)
...nu imi mai gasesc anuntul....unde il pot gasi? anuntul avea emoticonul asta smile.gif in dreptul lui.
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