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tribunul
post 1 Aug 2011, 09:34
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Nu stiu de cand o fi dar eu acum am observat, cand eram in apa la Costinesti, m-am trezit langa mine cu un scafandru, toate bune si frumoase doar ca apa avea un metru, iar scafandrul avea casti pe urechi.
Tipul avea detector de metale si cauta eventualele bijuterii pierdute de oameni in apa.


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post 1 Aug 2011, 09:36
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post 1 Aug 2011, 09:36
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Cind vei intilni 2-3-5 vei avea confirmarea ca e o meserie "productiva" si de avut in vedere icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 1 Aug 2011, 09:40
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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:09
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Da' astia care inchiriaza skijet-uri ,sunt PFA ,sau in ce baza lucreaza ei?;la cat cer pe minut ,mai ca m-as risca sa-mi cumpar unul cu peridoc cu tot si sa-l inchiriez pe acolo.


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Markos
post 1 Aug 2011, 13:16
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QUOTE(tribunul @ 1 Aug 2011, 10:34)
cand eram in apa la Costinesti, m-am trezit langa mine cu un scafandru, toate bune si frumoase doar ca apa avea un metru, iar scafandrul avea casti pe urechi.
Tipul avea detector de metale si cauta eventualele bijuterii pierdute de oameni in apa.
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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:18
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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:21
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dragoselu n-are nevoie de detector;are mirosul fin de la ceapa.


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bolidu
post 1 Aug 2011, 13:28
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Asta cu detectorul de metale e clasica. Sa ii vezi prin coclaurii de prin toata Dobrogea cum imbla cu detectoarele de metale ca sa gasesca tevi de irigatii abandonate, statii de pompare ingropate, cabluri de cupru abandonate de prin perimentrul CFR. Dupa ce dau de ceva, vin cu jeep-ul care curg tablele dupa el si inmatriculat la bulgari evident si de el agatata o platforma si un excavatoras dala mic BobCat.

Aproape de Murfatlar au scos din pamant o teava mare rau in diametru si pe o lungime de cca 400m. Kg de fier in port e vre-o 3.5 lei asa ca se merita pe deplin.
Asa si ala prin apa daca gaseste o bratara, un lantic, un cercelusi si-a scos pototul pe ziua respectiva.

Sau daca gaseste vreun lantoi dala de cocalar de vreo 2 kg....

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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:30
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daniM: aia cu jetskiurile sunt PFA. cod CAEN 7711. Deobicei aia care inchiriaza masini se ocupa si cu astea, fiind acelasi cod CAEN ca si la rent-a-car...
Castiga bine baietii dar jumate din castiguri le dau pe amenzi / spagi, ca nu au bon de casa, nu au contract, nu au autorizatii, nimic. wink.gif

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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:30
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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:32
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argon cauta discuri de frana, nu bijuterii.


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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:35
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Corect, bijuteriile le tine in garaj.


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post 1 Aug 2011, 13:43
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QUOTE(ipiq @ 1 Aug 2011, 14:30)
daniM: aia cu jetskiurile sunt PFA. cod CAEN 7711. Deobicei aia care inchiriaza masini se ocupa si cu astea, fiind acelasi cod CAEN ca si la rent-a-car...
Castiga bine baietii dar jumate din castiguri le dau pe amenzi / spagi, ca nu au bon de casa, nu au contract, nu au autorizatii, nimic. wink.gif
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Mda,e ceva incurcaleala,cu toate ca n-ar trebui sa ma duc pana la mare;cand ploua tare as putea sa-l inchiriez la vecinii fara masina sa mearga la servici,ce e in poza e pistol cu apa,sa vezi canalizarile pe aici cand refuleaza...

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post 1 Aug 2011, 14:21
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QUOTE(Markos @ 1 Aug 2011, 14:32)
argon cauta discuri de frana
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post 1 Aug 2011, 14:28
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post 1 Aug 2011, 14:34
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Încă nu, dar am înțeles că a găsit 3 discuri de flex.


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post 1 Aug 2011, 15:33
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mda...am inteles ca alea 3 discuri de flex erau sehas din jermania...luate de la un mosneag care folosea flexu o data la 5 ani!


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post 1 Aug 2011, 16:08
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..sa se barbiereasca.


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post 1 Aug 2011, 16:10
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Nu, ma, cind facea TUV-ul la masina, barbierea scrisu' de pe anvelope, sa nu se prinda aia ce si kum.

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post 1 Aug 2011, 16:12
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Degeaba a luat argon discurile alea ca nu poate sa le faca casco ...

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