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dacia_slk
post 5 Oct 2010, 13:46
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Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, Jake, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Jake," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I'm the one who backed into your NSX!"

Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
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post 5 Oct 2010, 14:01
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post 5 Oct 2010, 14:28
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post 5 Oct 2010, 14:45
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La o uzina romaneasca de automobile, doi ingineri stau la o tigara:
- Auzi, zice primul, ce ar trebui schimbat ca masinile noastre sa corespunda normelor internationale?
- Normele internationale.

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post 5 Oct 2010, 14:46
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Daca am sti si cine e NSX ala... rolleyes.gif


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post 5 Oct 2010, 14:58
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Honda NSX?

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post 5 Oct 2010, 15:10
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post 5 Oct 2010, 15:30
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QUOTE(luck33ro @ 5 Oct 2010, 15:10)
Asta e banc american, acum e clar...  wacko.gif
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E banc pentru cei ce stiu ce e ala NSX. Acum, bancul asta e si pentru tine. wink.gif biggrin.gif

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post 5 Oct 2010, 16:16
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 5 Oct 2010, 14:01)
Puteam sa jur ca am postat ceva pe aici icon_mrgreen.gif

QUOTE(brvictors @ 5 Oct 2010, 14:28)
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post 5 Oct 2010, 18:33
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post 5 Oct 2010, 19:21
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QUOTE(dacia_slk @ 5 Oct 2010, 15:30)
E banc pentru cei ce stiu ce e ala NSX. Acum, bancul asta e si pentru tine. wink.gif  biggrin.gif
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post 5 Oct 2010, 23:25
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Adam se plictisea în Rai, asa ca Dumnezeu i-a spus:
- Adame, a venit vremea sa-ti alegi o sotie.
A doua zi, vine Adam:
- Doamne, mi-am ales-o pe Eva.

Acestea au fost primele alegeri libere...



Un tip intra in bar si cere whisky cu cola.
Barmanul ii aduce un mar.
Asta se uita lung la mar..
Tipul: - Dom'le, eu ti-am cerut whisky cu cola!
Barmanul: - Gusta din mar!
Tipul: - Extraordinar, are gust de cola!
Barmanul: - Intoarce-l!
Tipul: - Extraordinar, are gust de whisky! Stii ceva, adu-mi si mie Fanta cu Galbena de Odobesti!
Continua, apoi, sa ceara tot felul de combinatii.
Barmanul ii aduce, mereu, un mar cu gusturile respective si cu mesajul: "Intoarce-l!".
Dupa 2 ore de "baut"...
Tipul: - Bai, eu as avea chef de o femeie!
Barmanul pleaca putin, vine si ii intinde un mar.
Tipul, gustand: - Ce gust de kkt!
Barmanul: - Intoarce-l!


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post 6 Oct 2010, 12:26
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Și bancul cu mărul trebuie întors ca să nu fie de kkt? nedumerire.gif


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post 6 Oct 2010, 12:49
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Ultimele alegeri libere...


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post 6 Oct 2010, 13:56
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post 6 Oct 2010, 15:07
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Un marinar sta in portul Marsiliei si bea de nu se mai tine pe picioare. Un trecator intra in vorba:
- Stiti ca anual mor peste 10 000 de francezi din cauza bauturii?
- Nu ma intereseaza! Eu sunt rus...


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post 6 Oct 2010, 20:44
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post 6 Oct 2010, 20:46
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post 6 Oct 2010, 20:47
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care sony bre' ca victoras nu mai are activitate din 29 aug.....

banc:

Un moldovean, vorbind despre planurile sale de viitor :

"Bluji am, jeaca-mi cumpar, o leaca di carte stiu... acu ma duc la Bucuresti"

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post 6 Oct 2010, 21:14
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QUOTE(Marty @ 6 Oct 2010, 20:44)
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Starea produsului: nou! blink.gif blink.gif
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post 7 Oct 2010, 09:01
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QUOTE(kum @ 6 Oct 2010, 21:14)
Starea produsului: nou!  blink.gif  blink.gif
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Nu mai e de actualitate. dry.gif


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post 7 Oct 2010, 09:24
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QUOTE(Marty @ 7 Oct 2010, 09:01)
Nu mai e de actualitate.  dry.gif

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post 7 Oct 2010, 09:29
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N-ai înțeles mă: nu mai e nouă, nu că nu mai oferă servicii. wink.gif


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post 7 Oct 2010, 09:56
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Deci în ziua de azi ca să mergi la cvrve trebuie să fii și generos și educat se constată din anunțul domnișoarei.


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post 7 Oct 2010, 10:03
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QUOTE(apunake @ 7 Oct 2010, 09:56)
Deci în ziua de azi ca să mergi la cvrve trebuie să fii și generos și educat se constată din anunțul domnișoarei.
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Doar daca mergi la cürve in stare avansata de noutate!


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post 7 Oct 2010, 10:13
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QUOTE(membru_DC @ 6 Oct 2010, 21:47)
care sony bre' ca victoras nu mai are activitate din 29 aug.....

banc:

Un moldovean, vorbind despre planurile sale de viitor :

"Bluji am, jeaca-mi cumpar, o leaca di carte stiu... acu ma duc la Bucuresti"
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Nu era cu "oleaca di bataie" ?


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post 7 Oct 2010, 11:02
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post 7 Oct 2010, 11:08
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Cum se formeaza caracterul la romani?

1. Prima poezioara pe care o invatam este... "Catelus cu parul cret"...care
ne invata: "Fura rata din cotet / Si se jura ca nu fura..."

...2. A doua poezie semnificativa pe care o invatam este... "Miorita"...care
ne invata ca doi romani invidiosi se asociaza si-l omoara pe al treilea
care era cel mai productiv in domeniul lor de activitate...

3. A treia poezie semnificativa pe care o invatam este...
"Luceafarul"...care ne invata ca o tanara romanca de maritat il aduce pe
geniul roman in pragul sacrificiului suprem dar il prefera pe un viclean
baiat din flori si de pripas...


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post 7 Oct 2010, 11:10
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Eu sunt de parere ca prima poezie pe care o-nvatam ne formeaza caracteru' de emo. Aia cu "un pitic atit de mic/facea baie-ntr-un ibric".


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post 7 Oct 2010, 11:17
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QUOTE(Marty @ 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
"un prim-ministru atit de mic/facea baie-ntr-un ibric".
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