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post 9 Oct 2013, 13:04
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QUOTE(nik1965 @ 9 Oct 2013, 13:55)
in primul rind ca otetul (acidul acetic) nu este absorbit in singe ca atare. cum se intimpla cu alcoolul etilic
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Politaiul iti pune fiola, nu-ti ia singe. Tu conduci decit pe play station?


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post 9 Oct 2013, 14:14
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QUOTE(corbex @ 9 Oct 2013, 13:04)
Politaiul iti pune fiola, nu-ti ia singe. Tu conduci decit pe play station?
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nene corbex, matale fufli in fiola din stomac sau din plamini?
ce masoara pulitaiu cu aparatu minune sunt vaporii de alcool din aerul respirat care la nivelul plaminilor trece din singe in aer ...
... io cam asa stiu ca se masoara alcoolemia ...


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post 9 Oct 2013, 14:54
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Ti s-a intimplat sa simti ca un om miroase a ceapa, usturoi, hrean, etc? Ala baga haleala in plamini?


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post 9 Oct 2013, 16:43
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La noi vad ca nu alcoolul e problema, ci soferul. Eu zic ca astia trebuie interzisi icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 10 Oct 2013, 07:33
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LISTA celor mai importante modificari din noul Cod Rutier. Sanctiunile pentru viteza sunt uriase



"Trecerea pe culoarea rosie a semaforului si neacordarea prioritatii pietonilor vor fi sanctionate cu pana la 4000 de lei, adica de zece ori mai mult ca pana acum si in plus, carnetul se suspenda 6 luni si nu o luna, cum era pana acum."



Cred ca se vor inmulti contestatiile pe tema asta.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 08:06
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nu conteaza... oricum si ca sa depui contestatie tre sa platesti.. sa curge banii !!!



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post 10 Oct 2013, 10:51
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Salariul mediu e de vreo 1500-1600 cu un plus mare pentru Bucuresti, deci in restul tarii sa fie vreo 1300-1400 si amenda pentru centura e 1600, nu o sa mai plateasca nimeni nicio amenda smile.gif)

Mie era sa imi ia o data permisul pentru un pieton inventat, de acum sigur o sa se inmulteasca cazurile astea sad.gif


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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:14
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Gaboru nu pune pe masa seara permisul tau, de acum se vor adapta si tacticile de negociere.
Numarul sanctiunilor pentru nesemnalizarea directiei de mers va creste proportional cu vanzarile cash de bunuri de larg consum in zonele monitorizare de politia rutiera.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:18
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Sa nu mai aveti tupeul sa plecati la drum fara 1000 in buzunar.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:20
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QUOTE(Shush @ 10 Oct 2013, 10:51)

Mie era sa imi ia o data permisul pentru un pieton inventat, de acum sigur o sa se inmulteasca cazurile astea sad.gif
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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:24
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Cred ca asta urmeaza. Sa nu ii apuce ideile ghiduse si sa dea o lege care sa le interzică.....



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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:39
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Pai la noi ce valoare legala au?


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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:43
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Dupa cum vrea muschiul judecatoarei. Da-l mai timorezi pe militian. Ii spui ca trimiti inregistrarea, impreuna cu reclamatia de rigoare, acuzindu-l de spagarie, la MAI.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:50
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Acu mai conteaza si din ce masina te dai jos si prin ce colt de tara se petrece actiunea. Nu toti gaborii au aceeasi reactie la un approach de genu "totul e filmat si acum sun la minister, asteapta-ma pana termin de vorbit, apropos, cum te cheama?"

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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:52
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Cum adica "din ce masina cobori"? Dina masina ta, nu?

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post 10 Oct 2013, 11:58
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post 10 Oct 2013, 12:03
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post 10 Oct 2013, 12:11
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Duster-ul e masina de sarac?


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E masina de viteza.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 12:13
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Pune-i limitator. La o masina asezata si chivernisita nici nu bagi de seama ca ai prins viteze excesive.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 12:38
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QUOTE(marksman @ 10 Oct 2013, 11:20)
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Nici la GoPro nu am unghiul asa de larg incat sa se vada pietonul de pe trotuar daca eu sunt pe banda a 4-a smile.gif)


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post 10 Oct 2013, 12:44
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doo camere atunci.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 12:45
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In cazul asta nici n-ai cum sa dai peste el.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 13:10
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QUOTE(Shush @ 10 Oct 2013, 11:51)
amenda pentru centura e 1600, nu o sa mai plateasca nimeni nicio amenda smile.gif)
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S-au gandit si la asta: dupa 30 de zile îti salta permisul, daca n-o platesti.


Da' de unde-ai scos scorul asta, 16 bulioane pentru centura? ohmy.gif

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post 10 Oct 2013, 13:18
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Putin, eu as inmulti cu 5, cate century are in general un autoturism.


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1600 e amenda finala, initial platesti juma.


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post 10 Oct 2013, 13:42
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post 10 Oct 2013, 13:43
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M-am linistit! 800 dadeam pe seminte. Renunt la ele in luna in care ma prinde.

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post 10 Oct 2013, 14:05
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A doua rata o bagi dupa 48 de ore, impreuna cu prima daca nu ai platit-o


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