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Mario_b
post 6 Dec 2006, 18:23
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Mie mi-a adus mosu acum 2 ani Loganu, de atunci a luat vacanta!!! tongue.gif
Am vorbit cu el si zice ca poate vine peste 2 ani cu alt model...
Eu zic ca e bine asa, mai rar dar BINE!!! biggrin.gif


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post 6 Dec 2006, 18:28
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QUOTE(RainHawk @ 6 Dec 2006, 17:53)
Pentru ca am fost cuminte si ascultator astazi am primit urmatoarele:

O aripa infundata si zgariata, o bara fata plesnita, 3 ore la politie si 2 ore pe drumuri pentru dosarul de dauna.

P.S. Eu ma incadrez la categoria LAE?
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sorry man... eu mai nou prefer metroul... e marfa... 5 minute de la Universitate la Stefan cel Mare fata de .... muuuuuuuulllttt cu masina smile.gif


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post 6 Dec 2006, 18:36
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Mie mosu mi-a adus o conexiune noua la internet biggrin.gif , dar si o revizie la dci de 20.000km sad.gif .


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post 6 Dec 2006, 18:37
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A se ponta si la mine tot o lae.


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post 6 Dec 2006, 18:46
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la mine a venit cu o raceala pe cinste si un chef mare cu aspirine(era de preferat cu cea a saracului ), un bon de benzina de 30 de Ron am descopetit un nou drum serviciu acasa putin ocolitor dar care ma scuteste de multi nervi si benzina arsa aiurea o geaca noua si mai multe servetele de suflat nasu'.
aaa era sa uit si putin condens in proiectoarele de ceata post-336-1110552439.gif
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post 6 Dec 2006, 19:41
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Eu abia azi am aflat ca aseara trebuia sa vina mosul. plange.gif


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Mario_b
post 6 Dec 2006, 19:44
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Pai d'aia nu ti-a adus nimic tie... biggrin.gif


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post 6 Dec 2006, 19:51
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Mie mi-a adus Mos Nicolaie 2 bete de tobe.
Si cica pana vine Mos Craciun sa-mi aduca si restu(adica tobele) o sa fie folosite pe spinare mea daca nu-s cuminte, eu o sa fiu pe post de tobe sad.gif



Vis-a-vis, tu faci cu noi, cum facui eu azi cu o colega....

Eu: -Ce ti-a adus Mos Nicolaie?
Ea: -De sub p**a doua co**e !

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post 6 Dec 2006, 20:38
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QUOTE(prody @ 6 Dec 2006, 19:41)
Eu abia azi am aflat ca aseara trebuia sa vina mosul. plange.gif
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Ma, a venit ca m-am intalnit eu cu el si vroia sa iti cadoriseasca un logan dintr-aista break da a zis mosu ca e pacat sa te trezeasca din somnu' ala dulce.


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post 6 Dec 2006, 21:25
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A venit si la mine! A veniiiiiiit biggrin.gif

Acum oare ma ajuta si pe mine cineva sa-mi montez senzorii, pliiiiiz? smile.gif


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post 6 Dec 2006, 23:49
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Si ce vrei sa faci cu senzorii aia ?! ... sa-l detectezi pe Mos Craciun cand se apropie de brad =))

la mine tot o lae ... asta e ... cine m-a pus sa-mi instalez interfon la intrarea in bloc tongue.gif sa nu mai treaca nimeni de el


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post 7 Dec 2006, 08:15
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La mine a venit cu un six de Tuborg Chrismax Brew si cu PIMPS Orange Waffe, preferatele mele.


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post 7 Dec 2006, 11:42
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mie un plover de houser(adica in 2 culori deschise, cu fermoar si unpic mulat) huh.gif
o sa-l port...ca-i de la mama...dar fff rar


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post 7 Dec 2006, 12:16
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QUOTE(..IcemaN.. @ 7 Dec 2006, 11:42)
mie un plover de houser(adica in 2 culori deschise, cu fermoar si unpic mulat)  huh.gif
o sa-l port...ca-i de la mama...dar fff rar
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Vezi ca trisezi, de la mama nu se pune


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post 7 Dec 2006, 13:10
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100 ron de la parinti si 2 perechi de boxeri de la prietena mea....


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post 7 Dec 2006, 13:20
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post 7 Dec 2006, 13:20
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post 7 Dec 2006, 13:26
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Poi mie mi-a adus mosu asta o portocala , un mar si niste pijamale dalea cu buzunar la cu* !


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post 7 Dec 2006, 13:57
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QUOTE(semit @ 7 Dec 2006, 14:20)
lucky bastard biggrin.gif
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stiu,ai dreptate smile.gif cu rusine recunosc ca desi muncesc pe un salariu bunicel,si am 25 de ani,parintii mei inca imi dau bani...si imi platesc si o rata la masina.sa-mi traiasca. tongue.gif


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post 7 Dec 2006, 14:26
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QUOTE(Ci_co @ 7 Dec 2006, 13:26)
si niste pijamale dalea cu buzunar la cu* !
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post 7 Dec 2006, 14:29
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Mi-a adus posibilitatea de a face o afacere. Adica mi-a adus o narghilea tongue.gif E de3 inchiriat. Vreti??? biggrin.gif


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post 7 Dec 2006, 14:53
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post 7 Dec 2006, 22:19
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Manele fara numar !


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Mie mi-a adus o amenda (yuck), o pereche de izmene (mai mult iegari, d-aia grosi), o masea care incepe sa se strice si o mica deplasare in Grecia. Toate la pachet.


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post 8 Dec 2006, 08:58
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post 8 Dec 2006, 09:31
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QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 6 Dec 2006, 13:30)
Pai la copiii obraznici, Mos Neculai le aduce o nuielusa (joarda)...
De aici rezulta ce Lexy e Bad Girl  243.gif
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Nu e adevaraaaaaaaaat!!! Sunt cea mai cuminte LolLolLo.gif

QUOTE(BlaueCorsa @ 6 Dec 2006, 16:01)
Daca tot sunt atatia curiosi pe forum (relativ la bici si la nevasta omului), eu zic sa cereti o poza combinata, cu Lexy, biciul si sotia lui bolovan_ro...
(ar fi cadoul ideal pentru foooooooooooooarteeeeeeeeee multi  radmasa.gif )...
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Ntz ntz..vedeti ca suntem in post cica....asa ca fara ganduri necurate radmasa.gif



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post 8 Dec 2006, 10:54
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Ganduri necurate?! Noi, calugarii Adamisti (nu umblam in costumu' lui Adam, ci suntem adeptii lui Adam Opel) traim toata viata in castitate (hahaha), post (hehehe) si rugaciune (hihihi). Ba chiar ieri mi s-a impus si penitenta (prima revizie, slabit fie Dealeru', acum si-n pururea si-n vecii viciilor)...


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post 8 Dec 2006, 10:55
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Da...siguuuuur ca da! biggrin.gif
Si marmota ce facea in acest timp? smile.gif


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post 8 Dec 2006, 11:09
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post 8 Dec 2006, 11:32
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