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> Faza tare aseara in peco, cu violenta, nu e recomandat minorilor

Sony
post 7 Mar 2007, 17:23
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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:26
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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:33
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QUOTE(Sony @ 7 Mar 2007, 18:19)
Bre, daca pisica e cruda nu mai apartine de domeniul culinar, ci de cel al perversiunilor.
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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:34
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Depinde de unde incep pisica. wink.gif Apropos, mancatorii de rahat cum s-or numi?


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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:44
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QUOTE(Sony @ 7 Mar 2007, 18:34)
Depinde de unde incep pisica. wink.gif Apropos, mancatorii de rahat cum s-or numi?
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Pai.. depinde de unde incepi pisica


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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:47
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Cunosti declinarea verbului "a incepe" la persoana a treia plural? Era vorba de mancatorii pe care ii pomenisei mai sus.


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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:50
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QUOTE(faty @ 7 Mar 2007, 17:02)
Ies deseara la o vanatoare de pisici ( ce le-o apucat caldurile ) si fac maine un topic cu mai multa violenta.. si pentru cine vrea.. si unul culinar
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Pisicutele alea sunt epilate si pe la vre-o 18 ani ca atunci chiar ca sunt bune..............de mancat.Si apropo de violenta & pisicute esti sad*-********* ???


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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:51
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Pai scuza-ma atunci :
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Pai.. depinde de unde incep pisica


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post 7 Mar 2007, 17:55
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QUOTE(Sony @ 7 Mar 2007, 17:47)
Cunosti declinarea verbului "a incepe" la persoana a treia plural? Era vorba de mancatorii pe care ii pomenisei mai sus.
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Verbele NU SE DECLINA, ci SE CONJUGA!!!!
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Substantivele si adjectivele se declina!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ma doare burta de atata ras. E tare "Cafeneaua".


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post 7 Mar 2007, 18:31
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oamenii mai gresesc din cind in cind...
era suficient sa-i arati colegial ca a gresit...
se mai intimpla...
ce o fi atita de ris...nu stiu...
probabil ca ai alte standarde in materie de umor...

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post 7 Mar 2007, 18:38
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DSN-ule m-ai prins in offside! laugh.gif


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post 7 Mar 2007, 20:10
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@ apostol_emil

Nu e vorba ca am alte standarde in ceea ce priveste umorul (comparativ cu cei de pe forum), insa nu iert niciodata cand e vorba de corectitudinea exprimarii in limba romana. Si nici eu nu vreau sa fiu iertat atunci cand gresesc in aceasta privinta.
In rest, sa stii ca gust umorul de la cafenea si cele mai multe dintre glumele si "mistourile" de aici sunt de bun gust.


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post 7 Mar 2007, 20:16
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QUOTE(faty @ 7 Mar 2007, 18:33)
Afirmatia ta i face pe toti mancatorii de sushi zoofili smile.gif)
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Vezi bre ca sushi in primul rand nu contine pisica, in al doilea rand nu e mancare chinezeasca. dry.gif


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post 7 Mar 2007, 21:25
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QUOTE(Sony @ 7 Mar 2007, 18:38)
DSN-ule m-ai prins in offside! laugh.gif
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bai ...off-side! radmasa.gif radmasa.gif
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post 7 Mar 2007, 22:20
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Bai, nu te mai tavali atat ca te murdaresti! 04.gif


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post 7 Mar 2007, 22:31
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e clar ...va e rau !!!


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:14
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Nu am aflat daca bancomatul a facut reclamatie la politie.


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:16
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pai da acu pe protv...ca daca a facut sigur o sa il vezi...


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:16
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Imediat caut telecomanda si dau.


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:18
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probabil ca tre sa apesi pe botonu 3...


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:20
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La mine e pe 2. Pe 3 am prosteve international.


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:23
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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:25
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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:41
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De la bancomate s-a ajuns la pisicute si proTV...

"Bancomatu a ripostat?".... radmasa.gif doamne..... popa.gif


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:44
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QUOTE(Mario_b @ 8 Mar 2007, 17:41)
De la bancomate s-a ajuns la pisicute si proTV...
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Ma scuzati! Pisicutele sunt bronzate? Ca tot nu m-am lamurit...


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post 8 Mar 2007, 17:46
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Nu, bre, asa s-au nascut.


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post 8 Mar 2007, 18:14
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Numai alea albe.


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post 8 Mar 2007, 18:51
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cind am intrat prima data in acest topic am intrat pregatit pentru ce era mai rau,,,crime .....decapitari...violenta dusa la extrem...eram atent la fiecare post sa nu sara violenta pe mine....
unde e violenta ca sunt dezamagit... biggrin.gif

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post 8 Mar 2007, 18:57
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pai flagelul s-a produs la pasarici


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post 9 Mar 2007, 12:12
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Hehe, asta e ca bancul cu ciobanul care de plictiseala isi face o l..ba, apoi fumeaza o tigara, si dupe ce striveste o musca care i s-a pus pe frunte, zice: domne' ce viata am eu, sex droguri si violenta biggrin.gif


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