DaciaClub Logo

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

> DaciaClub - Forum Dacia > Alte discutii > Cafenea
3 Pages < 1 2 3 > 
 Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+

> Furtul Miresei, Vreau sa ma apuc de furat mirese

Track this topic | Email this topic | Print this topic | Topic RSS feed
LoganDeViteza
post 16 Apr 2007, 21:55
Post #31


I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat!!!


Group: Banned
Posts: 43
Joined: 2 February 07
yo m-am gandit bine....da-o in masa de nunta si de tot....de ce sa cumpar tot boul...cand pot cumpara carne la kg....???? cool.gif


--------------------
Dacia GoLogan V6 2007 3.2 MPI - CL 03 FLM
v-as coase la gura cu sfoara..... vreau sa va doara!
Si eu!!! :) Cu dragoste, Sony! ;)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Alexu7
post 16 Apr 2007, 21:56
Post #32


zân


Group: Members
Posts: 1.695
Joined: 20 February 07
From: Europa
sta socru mare cu o stampila in mana si daca nu e "curata" fata ii pune pe frunte "REJECTED" radmasa.gif


--------------------
DACIA POPnituita 1310 L 1998 - B6
incurajez efractia de bine in mintea omeneasca
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Markos
post 16 Apr 2007, 21:57
Post #33


fost programator


Group: Members
Posts: 8.016
Joined: 27 October 05
From: Scursurești Vale
QUOTE(LoganDeViteza @ 16 Apr 2007, 21:55)
yo m-am gandit bine....da-o in masa de nunta si de tot....de ce sa cumpar tot boul...cand pot cumpara carne la kg....???? cool.gif
*



e suvicent sa cunperi carnatul.

This post has been edited by Markos: 16 Apr 2007, 21:58


--------------------
Reno Megan Privilej
"Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
disaster
post 16 Apr 2007, 21:59
Post #34


Membru cu detector de radar


Group: Members
Posts: 367
Joined: 31 May 04
From: UE - Bucharest
QUOTE(LoganDeViteza @ 16 Apr 2007, 21:50)
targ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohmy.gif ...maica precista!!!!!!...pai ce bre...mai nou femeie=fulga????? ohmy.gif  wacko.gif  mad.gif
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
*





Sa inteleg ca nu ai auzit niciodata de "Targul de Fete de pe Muntele Gaina"? Care se tine in fiecare an. Da, e in Romania in muntii Apuseni. tongue.gif

L.E. Mi-a luat-o bj inainte cu gaina.

This post has been edited by disaster: 16 Apr 2007, 22:16


--------------------
Renault Latitude 2011
Life sucks. Enjoy
Viteza nu ucide, oprirea brusca da.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
LoganDeViteza
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:01
Post #35


I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat!!!


Group: Banned
Posts: 43
Joined: 2 February 07
QUOTE(Markos @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:57)
e suvicent sa cunperi carnatul.
*

ba ii cumpar limba....doamne voi barbatii...vedeti ca nu va pricepeti nici la cumparaturi??? cool.gif


--------------------
Dacia GoLogan V6 2007 3.2 MPI - CL 03 FLM
v-as coase la gura cu sfoara..... vreau sa va doara!
Si eu!!! :) Cu dragoste, Sony! ;)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
FireChief
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:05
Post #36


Ut ameris, amabilis esto * Fii amabil si o sa fii iubit


Group: Members
Posts: 683
Joined: 3 September 06
From: Bucuresti
muntele gina coolspeak.gif


--------------------
Renault Megane Sedan 1.5 dci, 100 cp , Luxe Privilege ,Beige Poivre
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Alexu7
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:06
Post #37


zân


Group: Members
Posts: 1.695
Joined: 20 February 07
From: Europa
offtopic: ati vazut`o pe nikita pe acasaTV mai`nainte? smile.gif))
pe aia cine dracu se risca s`o controleze? radmasa.gif laugh.gif icon_mrgreen.gif


--------------------
DACIA POPnituita 1310 L 1998 - B6
incurajez efractia de bine in mintea omeneasca
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
FireChief
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:06
Post #38


Ut ameris, amabilis esto * Fii amabil si o sa fii iubit


Group: Members
Posts: 683
Joined: 3 September 06
From: Bucuresti
....sa revenim la furtul miresei tongue.gif


--------------------
Renault Megane Sedan 1.5 dci, 100 cp , Luxe Privilege ,Beige Poivre
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
LoganDeViteza
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:07
Post #39


I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat!!!


Group: Banned
Posts: 43
Joined: 2 February 07
QUOTE(disaster @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:59)
Sa inteleg ca nu ai auzit niciodata de "Targul de Fete de pe Muntele Gina"? Care se tine in fiecare an. Da, e in Romania in muntii Apuseni. tongue.gif

L.E. Mi-a luat-o bj inainte cu gaina.
*


nu am auzit...si daca u auzeam...nu pierdeam nimic.,...am mai spus...femeie nu este sinonim cu "fulga"
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mad.gif


--------------------
Dacia GoLogan V6 2007 3.2 MPI - CL 03 FLM
v-as coase la gura cu sfoara..... vreau sa va doara!
Si eu!!! :) Cu dragoste, Sony! ;)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
C@talin
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:11
Post #40


Dealer autorizat droguri/Stil romantic: Sef.


Group: Members
Posts: 5.405
Joined: 5 December 05
From: cucu
misoginilor tongue.gif


--------------------
Range Rover V8 5.0 Vogue SE - B 666 IAD
Sold my soul to the devil for the Range.
Ladies if you wanna hang with me, you need a good rope .
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
bj
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:12
Post #41


membru de nevoie


Group: Members
Posts: 321
Joined: 3 December 04
From: Bucuresti
mai fata nimic nu stii: fulga vine la cutii si e si pasteurizat, i.e. are termen de garantie... pe cand femeia... wacko.gif

vreau sa il felicit si pe c@talin care a reusit sa puna si el un post inteligibil. pe aceasta cale ii multumim si ii dorim cat mai multe posturi ca acesta!!!

This post has been edited by bj: 16 Apr 2007, 22:14


--------------------
Skoda / BMW Fabia Variant - de munca / F650 - capra exLeon, exDSN - B-65-xxx
BMW F650ST - tot un fel de capra
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
LoganDeViteza
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:13
Post #42


I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat!!!


Group: Banned
Posts: 43
Joined: 2 February 07
QUOTE(bj @ 16 Apr 2007, 23:12)
mai fata nimic nu stii: fulga vine la cutii si e si pasteurizat, i.e. are termen de garantie... pe cand femeia...  wacko.gif
*


bre...nu ai vazut ghilimelele???? cool.gif


--------------------
Dacia GoLogan V6 2007 3.2 MPI - CL 03 FLM
v-as coase la gura cu sfoara..... vreau sa va doara!
Si eu!!! :) Cu dragoste, Sony! ;)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
FireChief
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:14
Post #43


Ut ameris, amabilis esto * Fii amabil si o sa fii iubit


Group: Members
Posts: 683
Joined: 3 September 06
From: Bucuresti
clar misogini...


--------------------
Renault Megane Sedan 1.5 dci, 100 cp , Luxe Privilege ,Beige Poivre
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
disaster
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:15
Post #44


Membru cu detector de radar


Group: Members
Posts: 367
Joined: 31 May 04
From: UE - Bucharest
Sa nu catalogam oamenii aiurea acum (@ c@talin), spuneam doar un adevar. ph34r.gif

Dar acum sa facem un mic calcul referitor la "rapitul miresei". Daca mergi la o nunta in Romania e logic ca e cu dar wink.gif , sa presupunem ca darul este 100 iepuroi. Cam cat trebuie sa ceri ca sa iesi in castig? La asta nu prea v-ati gandit.


--------------------
Renault Latitude 2011
Life sucks. Enjoy
Viteza nu ucide, oprirea brusca da.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
C@talin
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:18
Post #45


Dealer autorizat droguri/Stil romantic: Sef.


Group: Members
Posts: 5.405
Joined: 5 December 05
From: cucu
pai a zis alexu 10 sticle de jack ,cred ca recuperez 100 euroi biggrin.gif


--------------------
Range Rover V8 5.0 Vogue SE - B 666 IAD
Sold my soul to the devil for the Range.
Ladies if you wanna hang with me, you need a good rope .
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
bj
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:22
Post #46


membru de nevoie


Group: Members
Posts: 321
Joined: 3 December 04
From: Bucuresti
hai ca si pe asta l-ai scris aproape corect.

Un singur lucru ai gresit: virgula se pune imediat dupa cuvant si nu dupa spatiu.
Deci: asa: cuvant, - e bine
asa: cuvant , - nu e bine

keep up the good work!


--------------------
Skoda / BMW Fabia Variant - de munca / F650 - capra exLeon, exDSN - B-65-xxx
BMW F650ST - tot un fel de capra
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Alexu7
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:26
Post #47


zân


Group: Members
Posts: 1.695
Joined: 20 February 07
From: Europa
1 sticla Jack Daniels ~ 100 RON
10 sticle ~ 1000 RON ~ 298 euroi icon_mrgreen.gif


--------------------
DACIA POPnituita 1310 L 1998 - B6
incurajez efractia de bine in mintea omeneasca
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
disaster
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:26
Post #48


Membru cu detector de radar


Group: Members
Posts: 367
Joined: 31 May 04
From: UE - Bucharest
Hai mai bj nu te mai lua de saracul om. Nu are timp de stat pe net, de aia posteaza toata ziua pe daciaclub si cum se grabeste mai da si buleala. Plus ca are tastatura pe turbo si fara tasta de back space.


--------------------
Renault Latitude 2011
Life sucks. Enjoy
Viteza nu ucide, oprirea brusca da.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
St
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:29
Post #49


Membru


Group: Members
Posts: 4.466
Joined: 18 July 04
From: Bucuresti
Dar cum se fura mireasa la nutile cu ginerica mai "posesivi"?

This post has been edited by St: 16 Apr 2007, 22:34


--------------------
Ford/ BMW Mondeo/ 650GS 2018/ 2004
Fericirea este ceva ce nu se atinge niciodata,dar in cautarea ei merita sa alergi toata viata.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Alexu7
post 16 Apr 2007, 22:29
Post #50


zân


Group: Members
Posts: 1.695
Joined: 20 February 07
From: Europa
cu forta ! radmasa.gif


--------------------
DACIA POPnituita 1310 L 1998 - B6
incurajez efractia de bine in mintea omeneasca
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
C@talin
post 16 Apr 2007, 23:51
Post #51


Dealer autorizat droguri/Stil romantic: Sef.


Group: Members
Posts: 5.405
Joined: 5 December 05
From: cucu
QUOTE(bj @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:22)
hai ca si pe asta l-ai scris aproape corect.

Un singur lucru ai gresit: virgula se pune imediat dupa cuvant si nu dupa spatiu.
Deci: asa: cuvant, - e bine
asa: cuvant , - nu e bine

keep up the good work!
*




QUOTE(disaster @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:26)
Hai mai bj nu te mai lua de saracul om. Nu are timp de stat pe net, de aia posteaza toata ziua pe daciaclub si cum se grabeste mai da si buleala. Plus ca are tastatura pe turbo si fara tasta de back space.
*




radmasa.gif


--------------------
Range Rover V8 5.0 Vogue SE - B 666 IAD
Sold my soul to the devil for the Range.
Ladies if you wanna hang with me, you need a good rope .
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
menta
post 16 Apr 2007, 23:59
Post #52


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 202
Joined: 26 February 06
From: Bucuresti
QUOTE(AlexU @ 16 Apr 2007, 20:09)
10 sticle de Jack  icon_mrgreen.gif  alcoholic.gif
*



sa specifici sa fie si pline cu jack ... au cerut si altii sticle de jack si le-au primit goale..... radmasa.gif


--------------------
Dacia Logan Papuc / Kia ceed SW / Megane Grandtour 2008/2008/2006 - B - 38/90/909 - WWK
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
MihaiD
post 17 Apr 2007, 05:17
Post #53


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 691
Joined: 21 July 05
From: Ro
Si daca mireasa are o jucarie de asta:

killer-bride.jpg biggrin.gif


--------------------
Renault Megane R26 2008 - XX-xx-xxx
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
XMihai
post 17 Apr 2007, 07:11
Post #54


Carcotasu' de Serviciu


Group: Members
Posts: 1.785
Joined: 31 January 06
From: Dr Tr Severin
buahaha.....daca are....fericirea ei, daca n-are...ghinionu lu ginerica biggrin.gif


--------------------
. . .
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Smiley
post 17 Apr 2007, 07:17
Post #55


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 1.138
Joined: 12 August 04
From: Bucuresti
toata distractia la furatul miresei e sa ceri ceva greu de obtinut. daca ceri o lada de bere sau ceva spirtoase, de obicei ginerele le are, sau le obtine de la primul non-stop.

cereti si voi un set de placute de frana, sunt mai greu de gasit pe la 11 noaptea.


--------------------
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
ady77
post 17 Apr 2007, 09:16
Post #56


راحتزیل یو


Group: Members
Posts: 1.729
Joined: 15 December 05
From: near Bacau
Eu le-am spus la toti prietenii mei cand s-au insurat:"cand ti-a furat-o ti-a vrut binele cand ti-a adus-o inapoi ti-a vrut raul". Deci daca tot vrei sa ii faci un bine mirelui cand ii furi mireasa, fa-i-l (sper ca am scris corect) pana la capat si nu i-o mai aduce inapoi.













PS Da, sunt casatorit tongue.gif


--------------------
________________ ________________ _________________
The problem with this world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while stupid ones are full of confidence.

ecnedifnocfollufsisoM
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Ov
post 17 Apr 2007, 10:14
Post #57


Academician doctor inginer, savant de renume mondial


Group: Moderatori
Posts: 7.512
Joined: 11 November 03
From: Bucuresti
io am cerut masline verzi 04.gif


--------------------
Dacia 1300 1972
when life gives you lemon, make lemonade
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
vis-a-vis
post 17 Apr 2007, 10:53
Post #58


DaciaClubber


Group: Members
Posts: 7.893
Joined: 20 June 05
From: Bucuresti
Pe mireasa n-o furi, ci se lasa furata... daca nu tratezi in prealabil cu ea, mai greu sa faci vreo afacere, iar daca esti strain de nuntasi, sau cel putin, prea putin cunoscut, nu cred ca vei avea sansa sa furi ceva in afara de vreo 2 scaltoace ori de la mireasa ori de la ginerica biggrin.gif


--------------------
Dacia Logan MCV 1.5 DCi
Life is a journey, not a destination.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Ov
post 17 Apr 2007, 11:03
Post #59


Academician doctor inginer, savant de renume mondial


Group: Moderatori
Posts: 7.512
Joined: 11 November 03
From: Bucuresti
QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 17 Apr 2007, 11:53)
nu cred ca vei avea sansa sa furi ceva in afara de vreo 2 scaltoace ori de la mireasa ori de la ginerica biggrin.gif
*



ori de la aia care au blatul icon_mrgreen.gif


--------------------
Dacia 1300 1972
when life gives you lemon, make lemonade
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
alinakes
post 17 Apr 2007, 12:50
Post #60


X


Group: Members
Posts: 341
Joined: 24 March 06
From: X
Am fost eu la o nunta unde ginerica si cavalerul de onoare erau politisti !

Restaurantul avea o singura intrare/iesire + una de serviciu la bucatarie , dar la usa de la bucatarie se ajungea pe singura intrare/iesire !

S-a furat mireasa doar cand a vrut ginerica (adica s-a plictisit el sa o mai urmareasca), a vrut sa demontreze ca se fura mireasa doar daca vrea el !


--------------------
X X X - X
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
« Next Oldest · Cafenea · Next Newest »
 
 Arata topicuri asemanatoare
3 Pages < 1 2 3 >
 Reply to this topicTopic OptionsStart new topic
DaciaClub
Random Picture Google search Last addition
Imagine aleatoare
căutare personalizată
Ultima imagine adaugata


1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
 

ETask
> DaciaClub - Forum Dacia > Alte discutii > Cafenea
Lo-Fi Version  Harta site  Parteneri  Jocuri online  Curs Valutar  HRH Haine din lana merinos Time is now: 14th May 2025 - 01:49
Invision Power Board © 2025  IPS, Inc.
Licensed to: DaciaClub - Reno.ro
Forum Renault