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C@talin
post 1 Jul 2007, 11:02
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 1 Jul 2007, 11:40)
daca o sa accepte, poate va anunt...

sa speram ca nu...

Din nou eu m-am insurat
Nu stiu ce-am avut in cap
mi-am luat nevasta frumoasa
dar e tare puturoasa...
Sade tolanita-n pat
de 3 zile n-am mancat
Sade la telenovele
Nici nu spala vasele
Fratilor fugiti
Ca mine o sa patiti .....

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Casa e asa de pustie
N-am masa in bucatarie
Si cand tzipa cineva
Cade si tencuiala...

I:
Cine iti mai aduce o floare
Dupa ce te calca in picioare
Doare oare, daca pun pe tine
Te dau cu capu' de termopane
Afara e frig si e-nnorat si-n soba arde ma-ta
Si-n cada inecata, cracanata zace sor'ta
Tie ca te iubesc am sa-ti bat gura in cuie
Daca casa e pustie cine-mi mai face o o-o-o....

Refren(x2):..

II(x2):
Cine iti mai aduce o floare
Ca sa te ia la picioare ?
Cine iti mai da acum
La ?? cate un pumn ?

Refren(x2):..

III:
Am agatat aseara o stramba pe Internet
Cand am vazut-o prima data manca seminte la cornet
Avea un mers de manechin, parca era Pantera Roz
Stia sa faca ??, fa si mie ??
Friptura, doua, trei ca s-ajunga...
Ai ïnteles ba ceva ? Lasa ba ca merge asa...Parerea mea !

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post 1 Jul 2007, 11:19
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Frumoase versuri.......cum dreaq asculti asa ceva?


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post 1 Jul 2007, 11:21
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Pline de sensibilitate versurile, intr-adevar... Salut pe aceasta cale initiativa RCS de a introduce Taraf TV in grila de programe. De acum cand vreau sa ma cracanez de ras mai exista o alternativa in afara de 0TV si Lazarus...


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C@talin
post 1 Jul 2007, 11:32
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QUOTE(l@u @ 1 Jul 2007, 12:19)
Frumoase versuri.......cum dreaq asculti asa ceva?
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A-tenta nu ascult ca e o trupa praf,cica ea face parodii dupa manelisti radmasa.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 11:36
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QUOTE(Laurentziu83 @ 1 Jul 2007, 10:55)
Vezi ca la alea de 17 ani sa nu se sesizeze alde ma-sa, ca faci parnaie pentru corupere de minori.
Sfatul meu e sa mai cauti, pe oriunde ai drumuri,ca-i servici, farmacie, alimentara, cumperi in fiecare zi doar cafea la plic ca sa ai pretext sa vii mai des tongue.gif, intri in vorba cu ele, eventual ceri un numar de telefon, id de mess, incepi sa le cunosti, inviti la o cafea, etc. Nu tre sa te cramponezi doar de 2, 2 trebuie sa ramana dupa ce ai sortat din 100. Bine nici chiar 100, dar...
Si la o masina SH, tot umbli vreo 2 luni pana gasesti una potrivita pentru tine, si faci asta pentru un fier care il tii 3 ani. O femeie o tii mai mult.
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post 1 Jul 2007, 11:39
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bine C@taline, atunci spune ce asculti tongue.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 11:45
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QUOTE(borciparte @ 1 Jul 2007, 12:39)
bine C@taline, atunci spune ce asculti tongue.gif
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post 1 Jul 2007, 11:50
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asculta Sisu & Puya - Misca-te prin pipera pe langa o "Pitipoanca" in Golf sa vezi ce repede inchide geamul la masina icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 12:00
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Am albumul sa stii ia-l si pala ultimul cu Cel mai prost din curtea scoli tongue.gif
Credeam ca melodia asta cu misca-te laugh.gif
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post 1 Jul 2007, 12:06
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QUOTE(Adrianno @ 1 Jul 2007, 12:36)
Farmacie  icon_mrgreen.gif
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Exact, te duci sa cumperi o aspirina, un paracetamol, dupa vreo cateva zile niste pansamente, eventual ceri un tratament...
Ce bune-s farmacistele... wub.gif

C@taline, imi faci si mie o lista cu manele d-astea de calitate? Merg meserie la gratar.
Bag si eu: Brandy - Dau cu sabia
Lady Aura si Play Aj - Vrei sa ma ***
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De ce bagam manele d-astea de f****? Ca sa mai distragem atentia initiatorului topicului de la ideea de a merge pe dragoste cand vrei o relatie. Daca mergi pe ideea asta, vei fi dezamagit. Nu prea ai sanse. Daca nu tii prea mult la partea sentimentala, nu vei avea multe probleme, vei spune: A dreaku, m-a parasit, m-a lasat cu buza umflata, dar macar am f****-o. Si nu va mai fi asa de rau.

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post 1 Jul 2007, 12:10
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Eventual niste prafuri contra paduchilor lati, cu asta sigur o dai pe spate ! biggrin.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 12:13
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QUOTE(Laurentziu83 @ 1 Jul 2007, 13:06)
Exact, te duci sa cumperi o aspirina, un paracetamol, dupa vreo cateva zile niste pansamente, eventual ceri un tratament...
Ce bune-s farmacistele... wub.gif
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Se pricep bine cu asezatul balonului icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 13:28
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radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif nu am citit un topic mai...."interesant'. wacko.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 13:35
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Dilema cu femeile o poti rezolva stand la distanta de ele ! No fomei, no dilema !

PS Caut si eu farmacista ! Sau asistenta medicala ! Sau doctorita ! Musai virgina ! PM mie pt oferte !


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post 1 Jul 2007, 13:47
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Dilema cu femeile o poti rezolva stand la distanta de ele ! No fomei, no dilema !


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axabrt, sa ne spui cand iesi in oras cu blonda biggrin.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 13:53
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QUOTE(Cornel001 @ 1 Jul 2007, 14:35)
PS Caut si eu farmacista ! Sau asistenta medicala ! Sau doctorita ! Musai virgina ! PM mie pt oferte !
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Sa dea domnu' sa apuci ziua... radmasa.gif

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post 1 Jul 2007, 13:58
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pana una alta am bagat un alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici , varianta xxx.
Rar am vazut ceva mai scarbos. Mi-a trecut de femei !!! Topicul se poate inchide pana cand va dau de stire ca ies cu blonda


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post 1 Jul 2007, 14:11
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asta e femeia visurilor mele.... wub.gif offff grea viata asta.... sad.gif
...ce bine ii sta la volan wub.gif

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post 1 Jul 2007, 14:14
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 1 Jul 2007, 14:58)
pana una alta am bagat un alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici , varianta xxx.
Rar am vazut ceva mai scarbos.
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Mai, eu nu stiu care e viata in Ploiesti, dar aici in Bucuresti niciuna din cele 5 avocate mai tinerele pe care le cunosc nu au timp de chat sau de chestii virtuale. Tipele sunt cat se poate de REALE. wink.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 14:25
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Poate tipa e blonda de la drept 4 biggrin.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 15:11
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Care e faza cu filmu ala ? Ce e asa de scarbos ?


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post 1 Jul 2007, 15:23
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post 1 Jul 2007, 15:30
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Las ca la femei le place.


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post 1 Jul 2007, 15:33
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Pai hai sa le intrebam,ele ce zic laugh.gif


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Poti sa le intrebi, dar chiar te astepti sa recunoasca ? icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 17:04
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corect Cornel majoritatea spun ca nu au pus ele gura pana nu sunt prinse de camera video ca Gyorfi radmasa.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 17:43
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 1 Jul 2007, 14:58)
pana una alta am bagat un alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici , varianta xxx.
Rar am vazut ceva mai scarbos. Mi-a trecut de femei !!! Topicul se poate inchide pana cand va dau de stire ca ies cu blonda
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Bai ce ma ienervat nervos cu nervu' optic anal... nu poate omu sa iasa la un gratar, caci voi , dependentii de internet va si cocotzati pe fir si faceti 3 pagini in cateva ore..

@axabrt. Io zic sa pui mana sa cumperi un buchet tradafiri rosii, cam 9 bucati, sa aflii unde este donshoara avocat si sa o astepti la iesire cu respectivul buchet. Preferabil sa ii dai buchetu' dupa ce castiga un caz. eu mizez pe avocata, daca arata mai bine. Nu intotdeauna cele care stau pe net sunt neaparat "expirate" sau stau la vrajeala. Sunt multe care sunt extrem de ocupate si nu pot sa iasa din birou si atunci isi mai omoara timpul pe chat/mess...
Succes si tine-ne la curent.


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QUOTE(Alydor @ 1 Jul 2007, 19:05)
...Sunt multe care sunt extrem de ocupate si nu pot sa iasa din birou si atunci isi mai omoara timpul pe chat/mess...

Da, daa, daaa! Așa e @axabrt, te învață de bine.


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