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post 11 Nov 2007, 20:46
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OK. Lemon... secretar de stat la Sanatate pe probleme de fertilitate te aranjeaza? smile.gif


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post 11 Nov 2007, 20:47
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Prefer un post de secretar de stat, nu conteaza unde, nu conteaza domeniul, doar sa fie rost de stat...


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post 11 Nov 2007, 20:52
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La OSIM...


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post 11 Nov 2007, 20:59
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QUOTE(xcss @ 11 Nov 2007, 20:46)
OK. Lemon... secretar de stat la Sanatate pe probleme de fertilitate te aranjeaza? smile.gif
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post 11 Nov 2007, 21:01
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Asa vezi! Da' ai grija ca o sa lucrezi sub conducerea mea... smile.gif


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post 11 Nov 2007, 21:33
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Ce acte trebuie la tribunal? Misto, misto, da sa mai facem si treaba.


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post 11 Nov 2007, 21:34
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post 11 Nov 2007, 21:39
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Alea ar fi fals in acte publice...


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post 11 Nov 2007, 21:47
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Nu stiu daca s-a mai zis: prima ordonanta de urgenta a guvernului va fi: Dacia Logan sa coste 5000 eur. Prestige.


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post 12 Nov 2007, 00:06
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In calitate de ministru al constructiilor propun sa-i ridicam lui bulan un monument. Betonierele le donez eu. smile.gif


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post 12 Nov 2007, 00:08
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o functie de deputat , senator ceva... dar sa nu ma deranjati daca dorm sau citesc ziarul sau mai rau ma scobesc in nas! ceva asa sa fiu la numar si la bani in rest nu deranjez pe nimeni smile.gif


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post 12 Nov 2007, 00:13
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cv-ul meu ma propune pentru o functie inalta in guvern. ministrul economiei, finantelor si lovelelor. promit ca se va ieftini curentu',( 'zda ma'mii lui care mai cumpara kw ieftini si vinde scump ) dupa care voi reduce impozitul unic de la 16 % la 26% (in spiritul vechilor guvernanti biggrin.gif ) dupa care ma voi ridica, ca un competent armean ce sunt.

si m-ar mai interesa si functie in cadru' partidului. macar un scrib ceva ca imi merg degetele turbo pe tastatura cool.gif

sa nu uitam de slogan si de insemn. ca semn il putem folosi pe cel de la dacie (de la berlina biensur ) iar ca slogan... 'abar n-am...

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post 12 Nov 2007, 00:16
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post 12 Nov 2007, 07:12
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QUOTE(FireChief @ 11 Nov 2007, 16:56)
pe dragosp la comunicatii

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post 12 Nov 2007, 08:57
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Mai tu vrei sa te faci Ministrul Soselelor permanent reasfaltate...


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post 12 Nov 2007, 15:47
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QUOTE(bulan @ 11 Nov 2007, 21:36)
Este perfect Excelenta sa Domnul IRONIK pentru portofoliul de la externe!PLATONICI am avut destui pana acum!
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post 12 Nov 2007, 15:55
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postu' de ministru al economieie il vreau eu!
am sa mai simplific putin legile astea care ne dau noua, contabililor, multe batai de cap.


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post 12 Nov 2007, 16:01
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Eu banuiesc ca o sa fiu ministrul culturii, o sa instaurez culturalizarea prin manele. radmasa.gif


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post 12 Nov 2007, 16:09
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indubitabil....


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post 12 Nov 2007, 16:15
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EXact ! smile.gif


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post 12 Nov 2007, 20:28
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Pai, pe tine te ungem Ministrul Manelelor...

Si a doua zi ne intrebam de ce-am facut-o,a treia zi te demitem si a patra zi te blamam public...


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post 12 Nov 2007, 21:13
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Si a cincia zi te numim prefectul vreunei capitale de judet ca si tu esti om si trebuie sa traiesti ca sa profiti de venirea la guvernare a partidului www.daciaclub.ro


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post 12 Nov 2007, 21:27
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Ma autopropun ministrul invatamantului...anunt de pe acum cresterea bursei de studiu la facultati de la actuala suma de 350 ron la considerabila suma de 1000 ron. De asemenea ofer credite bonus studentilor cu buna purtare in cadrul facultatilor de stat. De asemenea voi demara proiectul construirii de noi camine pt toate facultatile de stat, proiect in care se va tine cont de reglementarile U.E. in legatura cu spatiul cuvenit fiecarui student intr-o camera de camin. Va fi instituit un bun serviciu de paza si protectie a studentilor. De asemenea vor fi introduse noi facilitati pt studentii cu conditii speciale, pe langa reducerea la jumatate a taxei de regie camin. Se vor elimina toate fosilele existente in curentul sistem de invatamant, iar darea si acceptarea de mita chiar va fi pedepsita conform legii. Voi angaja un subministru care se va ocupa strict de sistemul de invatamant preuniversitar si activitatile lui vor fi verificate periodic de catre subsemnatul. E timpul ca Romania sa-si arate adevaratele valori! Am zis!

P.S: La facultatile private faca ce-or vrea, ca doar aia dau spaga la examene indreptatita, ca sunt unii studenti care stiu mai multa materie decat profesorii...

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post 12 Nov 2007, 21:43
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Alooo... domnu' metalist de origine tongue.gif .... o sa fim un guvern tare original, cu doi ministri pe acelasi post... si mai sunt fosile si printre studenti, stai linistit biggrin.gif Cu privire la bursa sunt de acord... aproape de acord si cu faptul ca unii studenti stiu mai mult...


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post 12 Nov 2007, 21:54
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Eu m-am autopropus si mi-am expus planul. Logic ca pot exista mai multi candidati. Si stai linistit ca se va avea grija si de studentii fosila. Vor avea loc in facultate doar cei care merita.

Ideea mea e ca dupa ce apar oameni pe toate posturile sa se faca un pol si sa se voteze omul potrivit. Iar daca nu voi iesi eu ministru, imi poti da dumneata postul de "subministru/viceministru" cum o fi smile.gif))


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post 12 Nov 2007, 21:57
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Eu i-as propune domnului bulan sa te aiba in vedere pentru Ministerul Culturii... considerand originea sanatoasa si contracandidatii 04.gif


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post 12 Nov 2007, 22:07
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La contracandidati am inteles ideea...dar la origine pe bune daca m-am prins blush.gif

Desi am o vaga banuiala...


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post 12 Nov 2007, 22:07
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Scrie acolo ceva sub poza din avatarul tau...


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post 12 Nov 2007, 22:10
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post 12 Nov 2007, 22:12
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Borduri... adica alea de la trotuare?... unsure.gif


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