clasamentul la sfarsitul sezonului 2007 ????

Cum isi petrec pilotii o zi normala: (post luat de pe un forum strain)
5:30 Alonso wakes up. Carefully makes his bed nursing all the structure

9:00
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Fisichella wake up. Starts crying.

Hamilton wakes up. Ron Dennis helps him take the shower and get dress.

Felipe Massa wakes up. When he gets up the bed, crashes against the bathroon door.

David Coulthatd wakes up. Puts aside 2 of the 5 girls he spent the night with. Goes to the bathroom and shaves with a 30 cm knife.

Tiago Monteiro wake up. Doesn’t get up c'os he doesn't know if he is still a F1 driver.

Mark Webber wakes up. ups. he's already dressed.. oh.. look taking his breakFAST...

Jenson Button wake up. Calls David Coulthard to ask for a girl.

9:30

Alonso eats breakfast. Milk, orange juice, vitamins.

Fisichella stops crying and puts something in his mouth.

Ron Dennis Gives Hamilton the food on his mouth

Coulthard eats a girl.

Button eats a girl Coulthard didn’t want.

Massa is at the hospital

Raikkonen wakes up. Breaks the bed with his bare hands. while drinking water

10:00

Alonso starts his test. Drives quick an steady.

Hamilton asks Ron to pee

Fisichella offers Flavio to paint the new Renault. flavio accepts and the car was revealed on jan. 24

david on the shower

jenson on the shower.

kimi reaches the breakfast. refuses the Italian food. Drinks a bit more of that watter. Pushes the waitress


10:30

Alonso clocks big

David cocks big

Jenson realises he lacks a bit of both

Kovalainen is turned "on"

Hamilton has a little fever. Ron takes him to the hospital.

Fisichella claims the new Renault design is not suited to his driving.

Raikkonen listen in his I-pod "lets work... be proud..."


12:00

Alonso lunch. Healthy food. Gives an interview with poor children.

Hamilton gets confused with a poor children

Kovalainen is turned "off" meaning he doesn't eat.

Fisichella dreams of becoming world champion

Webber is already dinning.

Massa was put in the shrink co's he was making races with a wheel chair in the hospital.

Raikkonen reaches the circuit. Ferrari mecs give him a fiat Stilo JTD saying its the new Ferrari. Kimi goes out and comes in a bit disappointed as the car broke down and he was 2 secs off the pace.

Monteiro calls Berger to know if he is still a F1 driver.

Coulthard eats for the first time.


14:30

Alonso is developing the Mclaren and gives a ride to hamilton so that the boy understands how it's done.

Fisichella dreams of becoming world champion.

Frank Williams thinks of hiring Massa .

Button goes shopping before someone calls him and says he is a F1 driver

Monteiro would like to receive an identical call

Renault engeniers download from the internet an upgrade for kovalainen meaning he might develop a personality. or at least to make is hair go down.

Raikkonen got drunk with water.


18:00

Alonso has dinner and is ready to go to bed.

Hamilton sees cartoons

Fisichella tries new colour schemes to the renault

Kovalainen hair didn't go down

Coulthard's kilt attracts some men in the red bull team

Felipe Massa calls todt. The French manager says he didn't miss anything from the testing as Schumacher came and developed the car until 2012.

Raikkonen breaks his I-pod because he always listens in max volume.


22:30

David Coulthard is in bed. he needs to sleep. Meaning he gave Jenson Buttton 2 girls and 1 to Hamilton so that he can lose virginity. Ron is there to help. And to lose it too.

Fisichella goes to bed. Dreams of something.

Kovalainen turned "off".

Raikkonen goes for a ride in a bike. Gently passes a few cars on the high way.

Tiago Monteiro goes to bed and thinks .. " I wonder....?"

si cea mai tare - nu e F1 e Indycart:

Heikki Kovalainen vs. Beavis


Noul logo Williams F1


E ceva gresit la garderoba lui Kimi?

tari pozele

Deci o sa mai apara si butonul de emergency reboot in cockpit?

Sau Ctrl, Alt si Del pe volan...

adica o sa apara asa: [attachmentid=1627431831] ???

Pilotul vrea sa franeze si ca urmare apasa pedala de frana.

- Would you like to brake?
Yes or No

Pilotul apasa Yes.

- Are you sure?
Yes or No

Pilotul apasa Yes.

-Now press alt + F4 because you are already in the wall.

Daca Micorsoft ar construi masini:

1.Masina s-ar defecta de cel putin doua ori pe zi fara nici un motiv.
2. De fiecare data cand s-ar reface marcajele rutiere ar trebui sa cumparam alta masina.
3. Ocazional masina s-ar opri mur shi simplu pe autostrada, iar noi pur si simplu am reporni motorul si continua calatoria.
4. Ocazional, executarea unei manevrea ca virajul la stanga ar face masina sa se opreasca, singura solutie fiind reinstalarea motorului.
5. Apple ar construi masini care functioneaza cu energie solara, fiabile, de cinci ori mai rapide dar care ar putea fi utilizata daor pe 10 % din drumuri.
6. Airbag-ul ar intreba 'Sunteti sigur ? ' inainte de a se declansa.
7. Ocazional, masina ar ramane incuiata, singura solutie de a o descuia fiind apasatul pe clanta simultan cu rotitul cheii in broasca si trasul de antena de radio.
8. De fiecare data cand ar aparea un model nou soferii ar trebui sa reinvete sa conduca nici una din comenzi nefiind identica.

@ssilviu: Bune astea! Doar sa nu fie si anul asta masini de papagali!

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